A very wise person once counseled me never to be afraid as long as the drums keep playing, but as soon as the drums stop, I should run as if my very life depended on it, because when the drums stop, untold terrors such as would leave dear Mr. Lovecraft himself bereft of purple prose with which to describe them:
ISTR a similar themed cover here before, but perhaps they’re all blurring together.
@fred: They’ve already been forced to (monster) mash up Drac and zombies, why not Frank as well? Running out of plot by book 5.
@ARY: Professors often have (beautiful, natch) nieces in pulp books and movies. Too dedicated to their work to ever have kids of their own, but always furnished with a sibling and in-law who conveniently die when the girl is young.
@Lillie Awesome: GSS! Living up to your name.
And once again I regret living so far west and not getting to the computer till my late afternoon, for all the low-hanging fruit is gone.
I see @Tag Wizard has added some tags I thought we already had, “voodoo” and “zombie”. Clicking on them reveals no previous use, which is hard to believe. I guess we’ve been doing without them all these years.
“I switched to zombies because they’re much cheaper as evil minions than sexy female vampires. Keeping them in racy translucent gowns alone staked my budget. Also, no fawning. I hate fawning.”
@Lillie Awesome: Yeah, Igor really has no idea how to tune an instrument.
My first thought was, isn’t “The Dracula Horror Series” kind of redundant? Then I realized the marketing strategy—I’m waiting for the release of “The Dracula Comedy Series”; “The Dracula Mystery Series”; “The Dracula Road Trip Series”; “The Dracula Sports Series”; “The Dracula Biography Series”; and who knows how many more?
This book was part of a formulaic series involving a team that fought supernatural crime. Basically, Dracula spent most of each book in his coffin with a toothpick in his heart. Near the end of the book, the leader of the team (who was a paraplegic telekinetic) would revive Dracula by removing the toothpick. Then Dracula would appear and use hypnosis to eliminate the bad guys.
Looking back at it, the cover was the best part of the book.
February 6th, 2020 at 10:16 am
Dracula’s band? The Children of the Night. What music they make!
February 6th, 2020 at 11:38 am
It was a graveyard smash!
February 6th, 2020 at 11:39 am
“Now you may call me… DJ Bloodbeat!”
February 6th, 2020 at 1:22 pm
If this is a Dracula book how come pins are stuck in a Frankenstein’s Monster voodoo doll.
February 6th, 2020 at 2:20 pm
Drac has a John Travolta look about him
February 6th, 2020 at 2:51 pm
Dracula throws the ceremonial first pitch of the Haitian world series.
February 6th, 2020 at 4:00 pm
No thanks. I think I’ll wait for The Flügelhorns of Frankensteins.
February 6th, 2020 at 4:32 pm
What do you get when you cross the movies “Dracula” and “White Zombie”?
You get this book.
February 6th, 2020 at 5:10 pm
A very wise person once counseled me never to be afraid as long as the drums keep playing, but as soon as the drums stop, I should run as if my very life depended on it, because when the drums stop, untold terrors such as would leave dear Mr. Lovecraft himself bereft of purple prose with which to describe them:
When the drums stop, next comes the bass solo.
February 6th, 2020 at 6:09 pm
Judging from the look on that zombie’s face, I’d say the drums aren’t the only things that are throbbing.
February 6th, 2020 at 6:10 pm
Drac Travolta’s eyebrows look like bat wings. Clever.
February 6th, 2020 at 9:25 pm
Hey. Didn’t this guy once back up “The Crypt-Kicker Five”?
February 6th, 2020 at 10:08 pm
The words “Professor Harmon’s niece” are like something out of a soap opera rather than a horror story…
February 6th, 2020 at 11:14 pm
ISTR a similar themed cover here before, but perhaps they’re all blurring together.
@fred: They’ve already been forced to (monster) mash up Drac and zombies, why not Frank as well? Running out of plot by book 5.
@ARY: Professors often have (beautiful, natch) nieces in pulp books and movies. Too dedicated to their work to ever have kids of their own, but always furnished with a sibling and in-law who conveniently die when the girl is young.
@Lillie Awesome: GSS! Living up to your name.
And once again I regret living so far west and not getting to the computer till my late afternoon, for all the low-hanging fruit is gone.
February 7th, 2020 at 12:19 am
@Tweet Jane: Whatever happened to his Transylvania Twist?
February 7th, 2020 at 12:53 am
@THX – His “Transylvania Twist” is a member of the the Transylvania Dutch:
https://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=9795
February 7th, 2020 at 3:17 am
@Tweet Jane: LOL. I’d forgotten about that one.
I see @Tag Wizard has added some tags I thought we already had, “voodoo” and “zombie”. Clicking on them reveals no previous use, which is hard to believe. I guess we’ve been doing without them all these years.
February 7th, 2020 at 3:34 am
Dracula explains:
“I switched to zombies because they’re much cheaper as evil minions than sexy female vampires. Keeping them in racy translucent gowns alone staked my budget. Also, no fawning. I hate fawning.”
@Lillie Awesome: Yeah, Igor really has no idea how to tune an instrument.
February 7th, 2020 at 5:23 am
My first thought was, isn’t “The Dracula Horror Series” kind of redundant? Then I realized the marketing strategy—I’m waiting for the release of “The Dracula Comedy Series”; “The Dracula Mystery Series”; “The Dracula Road Trip Series”; “The Dracula Sports Series”; “The Dracula Biography Series”; and who knows how many more?
February 7th, 2020 at 6:53 am
@B. Chiclitz: I for one am looking forward to “The Dracula Home Handyman Series.”
February 7th, 2020 at 7:07 am
@Bruce A M—Thursdays at 9:00 on SCTV! 😉
February 7th, 2020 at 11:04 pm
@BC and Bruce: Count Floyd co-hosts! Really scary huh kids?
@BC: I had the same thought as you “isn’t ‘horror’ redundant here?” and then the true horror emerged. Endless shoddy paperbacks…
February 17th, 2020 at 10:14 pm
This book was part of a formulaic series involving a team that fought supernatural crime. Basically, Dracula spent most of each book in his coffin with a toothpick in his heart. Near the end of the book, the leader of the team (who was a paraplegic telekinetic) would revive Dracula by removing the toothpick. Then Dracula would appear and use hypnosis to eliminate the bad guys.
Looking back at it, the cover was the best part of the book.
June 15th, 2021 at 9:14 pm
Sequels were:
– THE DRUM ‘N BASS OF DRACULA
– THE BREAKBEAT OF DRACULA
– DRACULA VS. HERBIE HANCOCK
June 16th, 2021 at 1:23 am
@Mark G.: so sort of the poor man’s Hellsing?
October 26th, 2023 at 2:43 am
Less Buddy Rich, more Ruddy Bitch.
October 26th, 2023 at 7:20 pm
@Mark Oliver: My gob is smacked. GSS!