@THX 1139: I really can’t tell from his expression whether he’s enjoying his candy or its just making him more mad. Perhaps it’s his lack of ears which is the true source of his wrath.
If a giant ape sets your city ablaze, is it a Kongflagration?
@fred: nice find. Although the blurb does raise further questions. “Strategic potential?” Are we talking about the military use of giant apes? (So WWIII will be renamed “The War of the Gargantuas.”)
@Tat Wood: Of course he would be a product of _German_ mad science, wouldn’t he? After all, comics have long warned us of the close association between Nazi mad scientists and super gorillas.
July 15th, 2020 at 10:52 am
The kind of giant monster rip-off that needs a packet of Chewits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG-NTcx3Ojg
July 15th, 2020 at 11:13 am
@THX 1139: I really can’t tell from his expression whether he’s enjoying his candy or its just making him more mad. Perhaps it’s his lack of ears which is the true source of his wrath.
If a giant ape sets your city ablaze, is it a Kongflagration?
July 15th, 2020 at 12:36 pm
Badger Books, back cover.
https://salmongutter.blogspot.com/2008/08/paperback-124-mark-of-beast-john-e.html
July 15th, 2020 at 1:13 pm
Give Beast size XXXXXXXXL fez – Beast happy.
July 15th, 2020 at 3:46 pm
The hat needs a spike https://www.iwm.org.uk/collections/item/object/13610
July 15th, 2020 at 5:45 pm
You have to admit that the building that Cong is wielding has some pretty impressive structural integrity.
July 15th, 2020 at 5:55 pm
“Oh no! They tow Kong car!”
July 15th, 2020 at 6:49 pm
Beast angry. Need more candy. Giant Pez dispenser empty.
July 15th, 2020 at 7:38 pm
Beast angry at whoever created him in lab.
Dick pull right off. Shoddy workmanship.
July 15th, 2020 at 11:59 pm
Beast angry mad scientist added size to head not dick.
July 16th, 2020 at 12:52 am
That was one damn big laboratory to fit that Beast into!
Would hatless, earless Beast calm down if he didn’t eat so many sweets?
@fred: GSS!
July 16th, 2020 at 5:50 am
@fred: nice find. Although the blurb does raise further questions. “Strategic potential?” Are we talking about the military use of giant apes? (So WWIII will be renamed “The War of the Gargantuas.”)
@Tat Wood: Of course he would be a product of _German_ mad science, wouldn’t he? After all, comics have long warned us of the close association between Nazi mad scientists and super gorillas.
August 14th, 2020 at 10:11 am
“Kong can’t eat this building! Building not gluten-free!”