Jan 18

Check out the guns on that gunner holding the gunClick for larger image

Max Bathroom Comments: Duke Nukem: the novel.

Published 1989

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.29 out of 10)

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13 Responses to “Death Arms”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Colonel Trautman’s not going to take it anymore!

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    You could paste Trump’s face in there without increasing the Ridiculousness Quotient.

  3. fred Says:

    One of those ‘stick your head in a painted plywood Rambo and get your picture taken’ things. I would probably spring for $5 if it was receding hairline Tarzan. Pair him up with Thuvia and you could retire rich.

  4. Tat Wood Says:

    Worst. Pub-sign. Ever.

  5. Ryan Says:

    It’s a quality toupee, though.

  6. Michael Toland Says:

    Looks more like “Too Much Sun Tan Oil Arms” to me.

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    The Colonel appears to be letting off steam, literally.

  8. JuanPaul Says:

    That gun looks like it is supposed to be hooked up to an air compressor. It must be a military grade Nerf gun.

  9. Leak Says:

    Was the sequel “Death Legs” ever release?

  10. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Of arms and the man I sing. (Badly).

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    There’s so much loving detail on the muscles and weapons that the background is only sketched in.

    @Leak: No way. Look at that dude, he ignores leg day.

    @Michael Toland: He’s the color of a broiled chicken. As if he’d been turned on a spit for hours while being basted.

    GSS to:
    fred, Tat, Bruce

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @GSS ex-noob, @Michael Toland: it’s always sunny in postapocalyptia.

  13. A. R. Yngve Says:

    The Autobiography of Mr. Rogers

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