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Max Bathroom Comments: Duke Nukem: the novel.
Published 1989
Tagged with: big gun • dude • font problems • Grafton Books • K.W. Jeter • muscles • Steve Crisp • sunglasses • Ting!
Colonel Trautman’s not going to take it anymore!
You could paste Trump’s face in there without increasing the Ridiculousness Quotient.
One of those ‘stick your head in a painted plywood Rambo and get your picture taken’ things. I would probably spring for $5 if it was receding hairline Tarzan. Pair him up with Thuvia and you could retire rich.
Worst. Pub-sign. Ever.
It’s a quality toupee, though.
Looks more like “Too Much Sun Tan Oil Arms” to me.
The Colonel appears to be letting off steam, literally.
That gun looks like it is supposed to be hooked up to an air compressor. It must be a military grade Nerf gun.
Was the sequel “Death Legs” ever release?
Of arms and the man I sing. (Badly).
There’s so much loving detail on the muscles and weapons that the background is only sketched in.
@Leak: No way. Look at that dude, he ignores leg day.
@Michael Toland: He’s the color of a broiled chicken. As if he’d been turned on a spit for hours while being basted.
GSS to: fred, Tat, Bruce
@GSS ex-noob, @Michael Toland: it’s always sunny in postapocalyptia.
DEATH ARMS The Autobiography of Mr. Rogers
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January 18th, 2021 at 9:22 am
Colonel Trautman’s not going to take it anymore!
January 18th, 2021 at 9:57 am
You could paste Trump’s face in there without increasing the Ridiculousness Quotient.
January 18th, 2021 at 11:48 am
One of those ‘stick your head in a painted plywood Rambo and get your picture taken’ things. I would probably spring for $5 if it was receding hairline Tarzan. Pair him up with Thuvia and you could retire rich.
January 18th, 2021 at 3:22 pm
Worst. Pub-sign. Ever.
January 18th, 2021 at 4:01 pm
It’s a quality toupee, though.
January 18th, 2021 at 4:07 pm
Looks more like “Too Much Sun Tan Oil Arms” to me.
January 18th, 2021 at 6:20 pm
The Colonel appears to be letting off steam, literally.
January 18th, 2021 at 7:04 pm
That gun looks like it is supposed to be hooked up to an air compressor. It must be a military grade Nerf gun.
January 18th, 2021 at 10:16 pm
Was the sequel “Death Legs” ever release?
January 18th, 2021 at 10:39 pm
Of arms and the man I sing. (Badly).
January 18th, 2021 at 11:34 pm
There’s so much loving detail on the muscles and weapons that the background is only sketched in.
@Leak: No way. Look at that dude, he ignores leg day.
@Michael Toland: He’s the color of a broiled chicken. As if he’d been turned on a spit for hours while being basted.
GSS to:
fred, Tat, Bruce
January 19th, 2021 at 2:39 am
@GSS ex-noob, @Michael Toland: it’s always sunny in postapocalyptia.
January 19th, 2021 at 12:08 pm
DEATH ARMS
The Autobiography of Mr. Rogers