Aug 19

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Good Show Sir Comments: “No, this is how you play rock, paper, scissors.”

Published 2005

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.00 out of 10)

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11 Responses to “John Grimes: Rim Commander”

  1. fred Says:

    No matter what his rank is, John Grimes will always be a tramp Captain.

  2. Dr Bob Says:

    That yellow-white blob in front of her mouth… has she just spat at him, or is she trying to shoo away a firefly by blowing on it?

  3. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “Commander! Something freaky has happened to my fingers!”

    “Calm down, ensign: it’s just a normal case of Rimfingers. Just look at mine!”

  4. Tor Mented Says:

    I’m holding out for “John Grimes Rims a Tramp.”

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Most of this makes sense if they’re underwater, have pruney fingers and she’s using that hose to top up her oxygen.

    It’s the smoke from his pipe I can’t resolve.

  6. THX 1139 Says:

    Well, I hope he takes the pipe out first.

  7. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “But creepy stuff happens on the Rim. It’s up to Commander Grimes to save his new base!”

  8. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tor: and here I was thinking this title was ALREADY the pron version of itself.

    I think she’s blowing out the match she just lit his pipe with, and there is some Conduct Unbecoming about to happen.

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @GSSxn—Oh it is, especially when you realize it’s an imperative.

    “Yes, sir. Understood. Have made contact with Commander and will proceed. Grimes out.”

  10. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @BC: If it’s an order, I guess it isn’t Conduct Unbecoming?

    Someone at SFBC had a laugh, titling this collection.

  11. A. R. Yngve Says:

    “Sir, the launch pad is strictly a non-smoking zone –”

    “Not now, woman! Can’t you see I’m busy being scientific?”

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