I had no idea there was a Solomon Kane movie in 2009. Nice to see a bit of Pete Postlethwaite again. This cover looks Burn Gorman, not James Purefoy.
US trailer
At first glance, the centaur looked like a deer, and it’s the same color as the title, so I thought “The Deer Hand of Kane”?
The heads look like they’re floating; I agree with @ARY that it’s hard to tell just what we’re looking at.
The embiggened version let me see it’s a cloaked and hooded guy with a dagger, carrying a starkers dude who seems to have no hands. All in a white void, with maybe a flower or butterfly in the background. So i’m still not entirely sure what we’re looking at.
@B’mancer: Things have gotten savage in the My Pillow factory lately.
Come the summer you will be able to re-create this cover in the privacy of your own home using a limited edition Solomon Kane action figure. Nude figure not included.
@Tracy: Hey, it’s working, right? He has no idea Neanderthal’s awake and picking his pocket. Pretty soon Og can yeet out of there and buy himself some fancy new leather clothes.
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December 20th, 2021 at 10:34 am
“Trust me, it’s best I take your temperature like this.”
December 20th, 2021 at 11:17 am
Without his hat, Solomon Kane is metaphorically naked.
December 20th, 2021 at 2:52 pm
Collecting butterflies looks harder than it should be.
December 20th, 2021 at 4:14 pm
How am I supposed to make bad jokes about a cover when I’m not even sure what I’m looking at? Unfair!
December 20th, 2021 at 4:22 pm
Is that another hunched-over pasty white guy in the foreground?
Or is this a knife fight in a pillow factory.
December 20th, 2021 at 4:24 pm
Aren’t pickpockets supposed to be, I dunno, unobtrusive?
Do the publishers promise to reimburse you for time lost reading this stuff?
December 20th, 2021 at 5:20 pm
I had no idea there was a Solomon Kane movie in 2009. Nice to see a bit of Pete Postlethwaite again. This cover looks Burn Gorman, not James Purefoy.
US trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR0Uo6YNb4E
December 20th, 2021 at 8:31 pm
“Well, if you had a better-drawn foot, I wouldn’t have to slice it off.”
December 20th, 2021 at 9:46 pm
Is this a fight scene or modern ballet?
December 21st, 2021 at 1:00 am
At first glance, the centaur looked like a deer, and it’s the same color as the title, so I thought “The Deer Hand of Kane”?
The heads look like they’re floating; I agree with @ARY that it’s hard to tell just what we’re looking at.
The embiggened version let me see it’s a cloaked and hooded guy with a dagger, carrying a starkers dude who seems to have no hands. All in a white void, with maybe a flower or butterfly in the background. So i’m still not entirely sure what we’re looking at.
@B’mancer: Things have gotten savage in the My Pillow factory lately.
December 21st, 2021 at 1:26 am
Come the summer you will be able to re-create this cover in the privacy of your own home using a limited edition Solomon Kane action figure. Nude figure not included.
https://www.mezcotoyz.com/one-12-collective-solomon-kane
December 21st, 2021 at 2:43 am
“The Hand of Kane…is on my butt, and I’m feeling rather distressed by that.”
“Time Lost Series” – “Stuff we were able to get the rights to real cheap.”
December 21st, 2021 at 7:02 pm
I really wonder why he he is carrying a naked Neanderthal man around who seems to be faking unconsciousness and is picking his pocket.
December 21st, 2021 at 10:00 pm
@Tracy: Hey, it’s working, right? He has no idea Neanderthal’s awake and picking his pocket. Pretty soon Og can yeet out of there and buy himself some fancy new leather clothes.