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Feb 03

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JuanPaul Comments: Weis and Hickman scratch off another line on their bucket list: twins

Published 1986

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.00 out of 10)
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19 Responses to “Test of the Twins”

  1. fred Says:

    Test #1. Which twin is the better lightning rod.

  2. THX 1139 Says:

    Test #2: Use phrenology to find out why their heads are two foot long from front to back.

  3. Cornelius Says:

    “OK, but tomorrow it’s my turn with the shield.”

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    RESULT of THE TWINS: 100% generic.

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Trick question: they BOTH had a Toni https://phsc.ca/camera/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/toni-ad.jpg

  6. B. Chiclitz Says:

    It appears from the illustration that they are conjoined twins.

  7. Tor Mented Says:

    TSR Books, eh? Then I’m betting the test involves 20-sided dice.

  8. fred Says:

    A GSS cover may be coming to TV.

    https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/riftwar-cycle-books-eyed-for-tv-series

  9. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Smirky the wizard [1] and Grumpy the paladin face a new challenge! Will they overcome it? Smirky thinks so.

    [1] His staff has a knob on the end

  10. JJYoyo Says:

    Wait, now you’re telling me Siegfried and Roy were twins?

  11. A. R. Yngve Says:

    This cover is so dull that it killed my sense of humor. I am physically incapable of making any jokes about it. It just sucks the joy out of my soul.

  12. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @BC: Guess that explains why they’re so cranky. Figuring out movement when you’re facing opposite directions must be tough. And right-hand twin got 2/3 of the available arms.

    @JJYoyo: GSS!

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @GSSxn—Imagine the feud when either one of them says Walk this way”!

    (as still sorely missed DSWBT used to say, I’ll get me coat)

  14. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @BC: They must really hate that Aerosmith song.

    I miss DSWBT too.

  15. Bruce A Munro Says:

    The test of the twins: do they know enough to come in out of the rain?

  16. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: Probably not. They certainly don’t know enough not to hold up long pointy metal things during a lightning storm.

    It may be a very short test.

    ZAP!

  17. Tat Wood Says:

    @Bruce: maybe it’s a hygrometer and only one is visible in sunny weather, the other coming out when it’s damp.

  18. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @Tat Wood: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  19. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    This is how we scratch each other’s back.

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