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JuanPaul Comments: Weis and Hickman scratch off another line on their bucket list: twins
Published 1986
Tagged with: bladed weapons • dudes • Larry Elmore • long hair • Margaret Weis • pole weapon • shields • Tracy Hickman • TSR Books
Test #1. Which twin is the better lightning rod.
Test #2: Use phrenology to find out why their heads are two foot long from front to back.
“OK, but tomorrow it’s my turn with the shield.”
RESULT of THE TWINS: 100% generic.
Trick question: they BOTH had a Toni https://phsc.ca/camera/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/toni-ad.jpg
It appears from the illustration that they are conjoined twins.
TSR Books, eh? Then I’m betting the test involves 20-sided dice.
A GSS cover may be coming to TV.
https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/riftwar-cycle-books-eyed-for-tv-series
Smirky the wizard [1] and Grumpy the paladin face a new challenge! Will they overcome it? Smirky thinks so.
[1] His staff has a knob on the end
Wait, now you’re telling me Siegfried and Roy were twins?
This cover is so dull that it killed my sense of humor. I am physically incapable of making any jokes about it. It just sucks the joy out of my soul.
@BC: Guess that explains why they’re so cranky. Figuring out movement when you’re facing opposite directions must be tough. And right-hand twin got 2/3 of the available arms.
@JJYoyo: GSS!
@GSSxn—Imagine the feud when either one of them says Walk this way”!
(as still sorely missed DSWBT used to say, I’ll get me coat)
@BC: They must really hate that Aerosmith song.
I miss DSWBT too.
The test of the twins: do they know enough to come in out of the rain?
@Bruce: Probably not. They certainly don’t know enough not to hold up long pointy metal things during a lightning storm.
It may be a very short test.
ZAP!
@Bruce: maybe it’s a hygrometer and only one is visible in sunny weather, the other coming out when it’s damp.
@Tat Wood: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
This is how we scratch each other’s back.
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February 3rd, 2022 at 8:41 am
Test #1. Which twin is the better lightning rod.
February 3rd, 2022 at 9:59 am
Test #2: Use phrenology to find out why their heads are two foot long from front to back.
February 3rd, 2022 at 10:45 am
“OK, but tomorrow it’s my turn with the shield.”
February 3rd, 2022 at 1:02 pm
RESULT of THE TWINS: 100% generic.
February 3rd, 2022 at 4:22 pm
Trick question: they BOTH had a Toni https://phsc.ca/camera/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/toni-ad.jpg
February 3rd, 2022 at 4:40 pm
It appears from the illustration that they are conjoined twins.
February 3rd, 2022 at 4:54 pm
TSR Books, eh? Then I’m betting the test involves 20-sided dice.
February 3rd, 2022 at 5:41 pm
A GSS cover may be coming to TV.
https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/riftwar-cycle-books-eyed-for-tv-series
February 3rd, 2022 at 7:49 pm
Smirky the wizard [1] and Grumpy the paladin face a new challenge! Will they overcome it? Smirky thinks so.
[1] His staff has a knob on the end
February 4th, 2022 at 11:02 am
Wait, now you’re telling me Siegfried and Roy were twins?
February 4th, 2022 at 11:40 pm
This cover is so dull that it killed my sense of humor. I am physically incapable of making any jokes about it. It just sucks the joy out of my soul.
February 5th, 2022 at 12:02 am
@BC: Guess that explains why they’re so cranky. Figuring out movement when you’re facing opposite directions must be tough. And right-hand twin got 2/3 of the available arms.
@JJYoyo: GSS!
February 5th, 2022 at 5:29 am
@GSSxn—Imagine the feud when either one of them says Walk this way”!
(as still sorely missed DSWBT used to say, I’ll get me coat)
February 6th, 2022 at 3:07 am
@BC: They must really hate that Aerosmith song.
I miss DSWBT too.
February 6th, 2022 at 10:09 pm
The test of the twins: do they know enough to come in out of the rain?
February 7th, 2022 at 12:11 am
@Bruce: Probably not. They certainly don’t know enough not to hold up long pointy metal things during a lightning storm.
It may be a very short test.
ZAP!
February 7th, 2022 at 1:21 am
@Bruce: maybe it’s a hygrometer and only one is visible in sunny weather, the other coming out when it’s damp.
February 7th, 2022 at 1:56 am
@Tat Wood: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
February 8th, 2022 at 2:38 pm
This is how we scratch each other’s back.