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Sarah J Comments: Zombie squirrel head people, plus inflatable attention getting thing, hang out at Sarnath: Bokrug the detestable water lizard looks on.
Published 1971

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.78 out of 10)
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249 Responses to “The Doom That Came to Sarnath”

  1. Phil Says:

    Sometimes I think we need a tag to mark creatures that look as if they say “Grrrrr!” And one for creatures that say “Woooooo!”

    This cover needs both.

    I like the trouble the artist has gone to to stick those green creatures on the surface of the Moon (Sun? Planet?), and then to reflect them in the water. Good show, sir!

    Yes, that’s the one thing I like.

  2. RachelJ Says:

    Hmmn. Not sure if this is *quite* what Lovecraft had in mind, but it does say “they danced horribly”, and if that’s not horrible dancing, I don’t know what is.

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    Where the Wild Things Blarrgh.

  4. Tom Hering Says:

    Suggested tags: skull rocks; skull-like rock formations; rocks with eye sockets. A subset of natural elements (clouds, fire, smoke, trees, water) that incorporate the image of a skull. Category: visual cliches. Skulls a’ poppin’.

  5. The Tag Wizard Says:

    Lovely stuff, Mr Hering. Henceforth shall the miserably under-populated “skull” tag be known as “skulls a-poppin'”.

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “They danced horribly” refers simply to white people dancing.
    BA-DA-BUM!

  7. Tom Hering Says:

    I can’t decide if this illustrates Disneyland after dark, or the starting line of the 100m dash at the Sarnath Summer Olympics.

  8. FearofMusıc Says:

    Nothing screams ‘horror!’ more than the bored drawings done by some teenager trapped in biology class

    ‘Hmm. Iguana. Yeah. Iguanas are cool. Yeah . Could do a puma. No. Too big. Hmmm. Mammals suck. Wait..zombie lizard squirrels! Yeah. Oh man, this so TOTALLY rocks!’

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    *looks at image* Those are my co-workers!

    *reads FöM’s post* Those are my co-workers…

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    And in an astounding example of Darwinian convergence, all the creatures of Sarnath, be they mammal, reptile or twisted balloon, had evolved identical sets of cartoon googly eyes, rendering any attempt to look fearsome, or even remotely “doomful,” entirely ridiculous.

  11. FearofMusic Says:

    “These creatures, these foul abominations whose very existence mocked any notion of a great and merciful creator; as they tittered in a mad riotous baccnalian frenzy, I felt the compulsion swelling until it was unbearable.’ Damn you’ I whimpered piteously as my will surrendered. “FRAU BLÃœCHER!” I howled into the uncaring abyss.”Frau…Blücher.”

  12. Phil Says:

    There must be a word for it, episode 47:

    What do you call it when the artist draws a lovely frame for the image, and then draws some elements coming out of the frame?

    Whaver that’s called, they’re doing it here.

  13. Adam Roberts Says:

    My favourite is the far-left Knot-Squid. Unless that’s not a squid.

  14. David Cowie Says:

    *whinny*

  15. fred Says:

    Can’t get David Attenborough doing insane but serious commentary on this scene out of my head.

  16. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    @THX that one made me laugh out loud! Thank you for making my day sir.

  17. Tom Hering Says:

    Phil @ 12, here’s your answer:

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrameBreak

  18. Don Hilliard Says:

    B Chiclitz@10: Yeah, they all look too cheerful to really get the DOOOOM across. (Iguana Thingy is verging perilously close to “d’awww…”)

  19. Bibliomancer Says:

    The meerkats from the Lion King appear to have rabies. Cthulhu Matata, mofo.

  20. Rags Says:

    @13.Adam Roberts:

    That is none other than the “wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man!”
    (www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GznhT__PXs)

  21. Djinnkitty Says:

    I love how extra effort has gone to give the flying (jumping?) inhabitants of Ib a reflection in the water… even though given the perspective of the reflection, it means they’re a quarter-mile away and several hundred feet tall.

  22. Jane Says:

    That cover reminds me of the old Ballantine Books edition of “Fellowship of the Ring” with the psychodelic trees and the lizardlike Gollum.

    http://www.tolkienguide.com/modules/wiwimod/index.php?page=BREM+US+PB+FOTR

  23. Frank Says:

    @Jane: that’s what I thought too, that and a little bit of Bosch.

    Then I went looking and I think there was some definite art direction at Ballantine. Or maybe something in the water.

    http://www.skwishmi.com/interests/baf.html

  24. Tom Hering Says:

    Yeah, Ballantine could put out a stinky cover now and then. But in their case, it was because they were willing to take risks, artistically, while other publishers generally stuck to traditional pulp imagery. And Ballantine didn’t just take risks with their Adult Fantasy line, but with their SF releases, too, by featuring artists like Richard Powers, Robert Foster, Stephen Miller, Jacques Wyrs, Phil Kirkland, and Mati Klarwein. Sadly, when the sale of Ballantine to Random House was completed in 1974, and Ian and Betty Ballantine finally left the company they founded, the art department regressed, and pulp imagery became the rule – though it was mostly rendered by sophisticated illustrators. (The change was marked by the appearance on covers of an SF colophon, made up of concentric circles.)

  25. Tom Hering Says:

    Hmm. I just read an article about The Doom that Came to Sarnath, and the details pretty much match what the Ballantine illustration depicts – including creatures with bulging eyes who descended from the Moon. Plus, Lovecraft wrote it in a fairy tale style. So maybe it’s not such a bad cover after all.

  26. HappyBookwyrm Says:

    Does anyone else see the twisty creature on the left as a large, sentient neuron being?

  27. Frank Says:

    Like the notion of “adult fantasy” wasn’t itself a risk? Maybe not so much, then, with folks who had recently discovered and read Tolkien wanting more like that. (These days I see Tolkien’s books relegated to the children’s shelves.) Mostly I think these covers work, they just have a different style. This cover, well, having read Lovecraft I just think it looks too anthropomorphic. But then there are the John Holmes heads-with-holes covers that I remember creeping me out as a kid in the bookstore.

    I’ve picked on a couple of the more far-out Powers covers. And there’s a Wyrs cover that is in our good host’s slush pile, mostly because at 40 years distance it just looks so dark.

  28. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Fred at #15: Imagine the following commentary spoken by David Attenborough…

    “Here, at Castle Sarnath, we can observe the abominable spawn of Yog-Sothoth in their unnatural environment. And if we’re really quiet, we’ll be able to actually hear their unutterable, indescribable mating calls, and watch their terrible, unholy dance…”

  29. GeorgeP Says:

    Sarah J is correct: the pink thing on the left its one of those fan-driven tube creatures that keep standing and collapsing in front of used car lots.

    At least I think that’s what she meant.

  30. Sarah J Says:

    Yes, that was what I meant, a fan driven tube creature (which was not in existence when this cover was made. Prophetic Cover!) This is a book I own and read, even as its crumbly paper loses its acidic battle with time. I believe there is only one other Lovecraft cover in this archive (a knuckly clarinet player who looks to be a Giger knockoff, not poorly done) but this was is just NOT SCARY. I could bring this out to the curly slide in the park and ask random kids for five hours “Is This Scary?” and not get one Yes

  31. FeàrofMusic Says:

    Perhaps we need an illogical or improbable flight tag. From wingless zombie lizard squirrels to donkeys to men of stone,(not to forget tiny winged rocket riding T-Rex) Quite a few things end up in the air/aether that have no business being there.

  32. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Unspeakable weaving drove textile workers mad! It was…
    THE LOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

    Rushed coding produced a buggy sequel that defied description! The mockery of a smash-hit computer game that was…
    THE DOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  33. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    The iguana on the right looks a little smug. And by the looks of the other monsters, it looks like they are not happy about it.

    I wonder what the reason for his smugness is…Maybe because he’s the only one sporting a goatee?

  34. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @A-S: because he’s getting married! He’s taking the roadside attraction at far left as his bride in unholy matrimony. For Bokrug is….

    THE GROOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  35. B. Chiclitz Says:

    And a huge 90,000 sq. ft. castle was built with some of the profits, and the lake was dredged for water sports, and many flying immigrants welcomed, bug-eyes and all, for there were jobs a-plenty to be had. There was merriment at the wedding feast and wine flowed in the fountains. All this joy was a result of the economic policies of the wise leader Bokrug, which led to (you see it, I know) . . .

    THE BOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  36. Jaouad Says:

    Of course, with all that development going on, the 90,000 sq. ft. castle soon caught the eye of Hilton Worldwide. Their new slogan?

    THE ROOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  37. THX 1138 Says:

    Among those watersports was a superb water slide for all monsters to enjoy.

    THE FLOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  38. FeàrofMusic Says:

    And when the real estate bubble burst betraying the inherent weakness of an economy based on consumer spending the big corporations closed down operations, retreating to R’lyeh with their profits. The immigrants found themselves out of work,the water park crumbled into decay and the Hilton became a transient hostell

    THE GLOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  39. Don Hilliard Says:

    And a great silence descended upon the the land.

    THE SHTOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  40. FearofMusıç Says:

    And finally…soon groups of unemployed teenage zombie lizard squirrels, seeing little hope for a brighter future, took to souping up their motorbikes and racing them pell-mell about the lake;terrorizing innocent byakhee and the thousand young of Shub Niggurath, Dark Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young..

    THE VROOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

    Next please.

  41. Bibliomancer Says:

    Zombie squirrels, living in filth and ignorance, are soon to face the horror of a life of reason and enlightenment, shrieking in agony as they are punished with their first tortuous lesson by the dark master of Scottish empiricist philosophy, recoiling from …

    THE HUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  42. FearofMusic Says:

    Hats off to Roy Harper, and Bibliomanceer as well. That is brilliant. I humbly bow low and concede the field.

  43. SI Says:

    When did this become the single greatest comment thread on GSS! 😀

    I want to add to it, but I only feel I would let everyone down.

  44. Tat Wood Says:

    Cover-artists use psilocybin to approximate Lovecraft: the ‘shroom that came…

  45. David Cowie Says:

    Naked zombie squirrels chittered in dismay as their eldritch overlords announced that they had designed a Sarnathian national dress (in patriotic rugose white and blue), and that the squirrels would have to wear it from now on. It was

    THE COSTUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  46. Tom Hering Says:

    The same-sex oriented (not that there’s anything wrong with that) creatures of Ib were aroused and bug-eyed when they first saw Bokrug the Great Water Lizard. He was …

    THE VA-VA-VOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  47. Scott B Says:

    Sadly for the enamored naked zombie squirrels, Bokrug would remain ever faithful to his one true love, Pink Inflatable Tube Thing. They lived together in large-eyed conjugal bliss, eagerly awaited the arrival of their first-born child from…

    THE WOMB THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  48. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Enough, hold, enough!!” cried the desperate Bokrug, for finally even his massive brain had been overwhelmed by the sheer narrative chaos his life had become. No longer could he keep track of the Booms, the Flumes, the ‘Shrooms, the Humes. Splintering, dizzying story lines danced before his bug-eyes, he felt nausea creep through his gills, and he staggered, but only momentarily, for he was formidable, and, gathering his last few quanta of reptile strength, he roared defiance, and with one flick of his scaly arm he swept away the entire twisted edifice with

    THE BROOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  49. FearöfMusic Says:

    Once more unto the breach..

    But even this could not bring him peace and tranquility, for the results of marital bliss were an increasing horde of hybrid children, both horrific and delightful. The ideas of privacy and intimacy became as alien as his offspring. He and his bride began to dream of and long for days forever past; Saturday mornings watchimg cartoons and feasting on sugary sweet breakfast cereals;cereal poured from a bright yellow box graced by a maniacal clown. But the cereal was no more, like their sex life. Hope dwindled until the day they saw an interview with Quentin Tarantino. Could such a thing be? They dared not hope as they searched online; but yes! It was true! A website specializing in discontinued food line! Giving praise to The Great Old Ones and their hoary mercy they used their First Bank of Unknown Kadath visa card to place a rush order. 48 hours later there was bliss and a great sugar high as all feasted on..

    THE KABOOM! THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  50. Dr. J. R. Asimov Says:

    It was at this time that Bokrug received some sad news by post. His lizard father had been killed by the zombie squirrels in World War (4^8). In the letter, thankfully, it also contained the family dragon scales…

    THE HEIRLOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  51. Tom Hering Says:

    Bokrug the Great Water Lizard suffered a horrible case of flatulence. This made him very sad, so he decided to be useful. He offered an anal inflation service to the distributors of Pink Squidâ„¢ advertising balloons. Unfortunately, the corrosive nature of his flatulence made all the balloons explode, resulting in …

    THE FUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  52. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Bokrug heaved an enormous sigh. So many endeavours, so few results! It was time for him to shave his goatee, pencil in his eyebrows and get a new line of work. He dressed himself in his finest yellow polo shirt and inquire about jobs in the eye of the zodiac…

    THE DUMAREST THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  53. Bokrug the Beleagured Says:

    Nyarlothothep have mercy on my twisted black soul! My life was so simple..until I found myself here!

  54. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Then the skies were torn asunder above that unhallowed land! Worlds clashed! For this was the day of…

    THE BARSOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  55. Tom Hering Says:

    Because there are never enough Perry Rhodan adventures …

    THE DUMMKOPF THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  56. FearöfMusic Says:

    “I must kill the all,” the overwhelmed and now thoroughly confused Bokrug muttered from his hiding space beneath the castle. “Never will I know peace. But what, oh what, to do with all those corpses?”
    Once more the internet and expedited shipping came to his rescue. 2 days later there was a fearful Lovecraftian slaughter and Bokrug made good use of his newest purchase..

    THE TOMB THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  57. Rachel J Says:

    Now, Bokrug had time to work on his memoirs. Day and night the water lizard’s claw flew over the parchment. Finally, “Sarnath Revisited– the Blasphemous and Unnatural Memories of Bokrug Lizard” was complete. As he placed the book on the shelf next to the “Necronomicon”, Bokrug heaved a deep sigh of satisfaction. “It will probably sell quite well,” he told himself.

    It was…

    THE VOLUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  58. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    A very good evening, or a very early morning, to all of you in the half-forgotten land of Mnar. I’m Bokrug the Beleagured, your host. Tonight, while the moon is gibbous, I’ve summoned eldritch deities out of space and time to bring us some Monk, Mingus and Coltrane for your listening pleasure. First, though, abominable flautists whose wailing ululations drive the sane to madness and beyond will favour us with that classic of classics, ‘Stardust’. Sit back and watch the winding river Ai as we present…

    THE MOOD THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  59. FearofMüsiç Says:

    “So they like said ‘Bra, there is like no way, ya know, that you can surf that lake.’ And I said, yo a wave is a wave man. Scope the glassy, man, it’s buildin to break. Use your melon for more than sportin that sad do of yours. Got my board waxed, rockin the jams and…gaaaa!”
    Bokrug silenced him with a well placed chomp to his tanned blonde head, assuring that he would be the first and also last..

    DUDE THAT CAME TO SARNATH!!

  60. B. Chiclitz Says:

    So, we’ve altered syllabification, we’ve altered the actual rhyming sound, and still this title keeps producing! Such fertility, such power. Bokrug really is unkillable, and all those who have entered into his misbegotten realm have been tainted by its dark energy, never to see things aright again, always a little off, a bit twisted, they are

    THE SKEWED THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  61. FeàröfMüsic Says:

    Let’s place the credit(blame) upon the one who started all of this.

    A.R. Yngwe, I’m looking at you..

  62. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Right, you’re all going to kill me now, but…

    Just to the right of the castle. Doesn’t that look like a bird? A big black beaky bird, that wraps around the spine, and whose talons are on the front cover? Could he have on his wings…

    THE PLUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH?

  63. Tom Hering Says:

    Bokrug was wanted as an exhibit in Foreverness, the museum of Tschai life, by …

    THE PNUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  64. Jaouad Says:

    Treebeard the Ent, on one of the neighbouring Ballantine covers, woke up, late as usual, and decided to investigate what all the hubbub was about. His was

    THE BU-RA-RUM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  65. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    54, @AR: Thanks to the wonders of pareidolia, we see a rock on the surface of Mars that looks like Bokrug himself! Could this be…

    THE SARNATH THAT CAME TO BARSOOM???

  66. Jaouad Says:

    Getting a bit dusty in here. No one’s commented for months!

    Time for

    THE ROOMBA THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  67. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Jaouad—and indeed the loathsome Bokrug did enjoy the Roomba, and danced it whenever he had the chance, for he loved Latin music. How, on Sarnath, you ask, could Bokrug acquire such music? Simple: he subscribed to

    THE iTUNES THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  68. Stevie T Says:

    And Bokrug, feeling even more Beleagured than usual, decided to take up a meditation class to forget the nightmare of the last few years, thus

    THE OM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  69. HappyBookwyrm Says:

    Let’s keep it going into the new year!

    Bokrug realized that the antidote to the crazy fantasy story that his life had become was a little hard science. So he calculated the value of electric charge generated by scales slithering over distorted rocks. It was…

    THE COULOMB THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  70. B. Chiclitz Says:

    And after his encounter with electrical charges, Bokrug’s meditation chant morphed into

    THE OHM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  71. TsarCat Says:

    Inspired by his experience with science, Bokrug realized that with proper study, he could create music rather than just listening to it. Of course, he needed a good woodwind instrument to play the music, and so he sought out…

    THE BASSOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  72. B. Chiclitz Says:

    And indeed the bassoon lessons went well, so well that soon the detestable Bokrug felt a need to tackle more complex musical scores, scores requiring more than a solo bassoon, so he place an advert in the Galactic Gazette and, after a series of grueling auditions, hired an accompanist, a very talented simian keyboard player, who was happy to relocate, and was thereafter known as . . .

    THE BABOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  73. Tom Noir Says:

    The baboon had a very strange contract – it wished to be payed only in plums. Bokrug thought that he had hit upon a real deal, as plums are cheap. Unfortunately they are not native to the region, and so they had to be imported over a huge distance and at great expense. Even worse, when it arrived the entire shipment was found to have dried out, and so it became known as

    THE PRUNE THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  74. THX 1138 Says:

    Therefore Bokrug decided to follow his interest in biology, and became a successful scientist fertilising animal eggs in the laboratory. He liked to bring his work home with him.

    THE ZOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  75. Tat Wood Says:

    ECCLES: What’s that yurr readin’ Bottle?
    BLUEBOTTLE: Dis is de book in wot is writted of the names of all the dedded, wot is writted in here.
    ECCLES: OoooOOOOooh! Dat must be very heavy.
    BLUEBOTTLE: It is, my good man, and I have need of assistencing in turning de leaves of dis -here book.
    (GRAMS: clunking winches and steam-driven machinery, then a crash of a piano)
    ECCLES: Sorry! ‘Ere, Bottle, dat’s your name on this next page.
    BLUEBOTTLE: You rotted swine! You have dedded me! I do not like dis game!

    From THE GOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  76. Jaouad Says:

    Bokrug’s bassoon proficiency soon came to the attention of a major record company, which resulted in an endorsement deal with Microsoft. All of his music would be distributed exclusively on

    THE ZUNE THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  77. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    *crunch munch crunch* ‘So, there we are. There are seven naïve teenagers that are tromping their way down the cave towards your collective lairs. Darling, what are you going to do?’

    ‘Mm, no point in hurrying. I think I’ll cast a spell of vague foreboding doom over them all. Hand me an Irn-Bru, will you, love?’

    ‘Right, there you are. Roll…’

    ‘Six per cent! Success and then some!’

    ‘All right, then. Make a Luck roll. The chap in the lead makes an ineffective joke and their collective party mood sinks, but no loss of Sanity. Yet.’ *munch munch* Verdefuzz, what’s your play, then?’

    ‘Right, I’ll nip round the back and try to goon the one bringing up the rear. My idea is, my idea is I’ll impersonate him, and then at the critical moment I’ll reveal, woo! It’s not your friend, it’s an eldritch abomination, and they’ll go mad from the revelation.’

    ‘Is that your plan?’ *crunchity munch*

    ‘Oh, it’s a gamble, but I can’t help it.’

    THE DOOM THAT GAMED IN SARNATH!

  78. oops Says:

    In the darkest depths of night, the zombie squirrels rose once more from watery tombs, chittering madly of revenge on Bokrug. Unfortunately, given the recent events happening in the city, a few dead treerats stalking the streets was

    A DOOM TOO TAME FOR SARNATH

  79. B. Chiclitz Says:

    And yea verily the hypertext generated by the many minions of Bokrug the Detestable soon took on the density of an epic novel, a deep literary artifact that exceeded the powers of most to grasp its intricacies, the depths of its symbolic syntax, profound interrogations of language and power. How were the fairly uneducated creatures of Sarnath going to comprehend their own narrative? They could not read it unassisted; they needed help, so they called Yale University to seek an emeritus professor to come and hold seminars on their Holy Text. Thus arrived . . .

    THE HAROLD BLOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  80. Stevie T Says:

    And one day Bokrug looked out his window to see the roses blooming, the wasps building their nests (right on his windowsil, of course), the fruit trees beginning to ripen, and the flapping attention socks going through their complicated mating dances. It was

    THE JUNE THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  81. B. Chiclitz Says:

    And it came to pass that all of the joyous spring blossoming and mating and honeysuckle sweet googly-eyed flora and fauna generally inspired Bokrug to do something nice for his minions, so he decided to hold a joyous Renaissance Faire, and to create the proper mood, he hired an intergalactically famous party decorator who brought

    THE FESTOONS THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  82. Severian 67 Says:

    Now that June had finally arrived, Bokrug bethought himself that it was time once more to sprawl squamously before his televisor and watch Wimbledon. Dredging up the zombie-lizard-squirrel-proof Tupperware bowl of strawberries and cream that he had left to chill in the lake, with a triumphant flourish he brandished the utensil that had been delivered by Amazon only that day –

    THE SPOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  83. Severian 67 Says:

    With reference to RachelJ’s comment way back when – is there any chance we can get a new tag – horrible dancing?

  84. FeãrofMüsic Says:

    Verily have we paid a dear price for our mockery of The Great Old Ones. The ill fated denizens of Sarnath grin phantom grins of delight to see now how the Doom has Come to GSS. In R’lyeh beneath the sea the fables are told of a proud race of snarksters struck down and humbled by the dark mages of the dreaded ‘internet’.

  85. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘Mr. Bokrug, can you establish your whereabouts from the Third of December onward?’

    ‘M’nah bruug fwa gg’r retembaa!’

    ‘My client insists he and his wife were handing out gifts to orphans at the time.’

    ‘Mr. Bokrug, it is a matter of fact that a copy of “Cooking Up Dynamic Tables” was found in your kitchen, at about the same time that the Good Show Sir web site disappeared.’

    ‘Kh’wibha! Florp b’gha ooooo-pookah t’yerbm!’

    ‘My client insists it was the cleaning lady’s.’

    THE DOOM THAT WAS BLAMED IN SARNATH!

  86. Tom Noir Says:

    After having his private life and especially his unusual appetites splashed all over the pages of the tabloids during the trial, Bokrug’s PR agent convinced him that he needed an image make-over. The obvious solution: reality TV! But what format? “Apprentice To The Great Old Ones” was rejected as too dated, the zombie squirrels were assumed to be a lock for “Survivor: Sarnath” and he simply had too many limbs to thrive in a dancing competition. “Ah hah!” said his agent. “You’ve always loved fashion, haven’t you? I have just the thing.” She began making phone calls in German. Before long a fleet of limo SUVs pulled up and disgorged an international-supermodel-turned-reality-tv-executive-producer and her vast entourage.

    THE KLUM THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  87. Stevie T Says:

    Bokrug now tried to return his attention to the looming problem before him, he knew Sarnath’s doom was coming, but he did not yet know the form it would take. One morning he awoke to find the skies a sickening color, and the all the zombie-squirrels were moaning “the doooom, the doooom!” Bokrug approached the window with trepidation and steeled himself to look without and saw…Miles upon miles of flailing noodle-men surrounding his keep. “Oh,” said Bokrug, “this is our doom?”

    THE DOOM THAT WAS LAME ON SARNATH

  88. anon Says:

    The chameleon had already caused the death of a dozen insects. The flying lizardy people knew the carnage had to be stopped by any means.

    THE DOOM THEY CAME TO SHART AT

  89. Anna T. Says:

    The Eldritch Abomination artist was on holiday, and so they got a grade six student in as a substitute artist. Why is beyond me.

  90. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Anna: Because it was…

    MRS. WATKINS’ SCHOOL ROOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  91. Anna T. Says:

    @Dead Stuff With Big Teeth: You know, I don’t think Sarnath is a safe place for elementary school kids. That sounds like one hell of an irresponsible field trip.

    @Tag Wizard: This is missing a “wraparound cover” tag.

  92. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @AnnaT: It was…

    THE DOOM THAT WAS WAIVED IN SARNATH!

    (and I think that’s the furthest I’ve had to reach with my paronomasia so far…)

  93. Tat Wood Says:

    I seem to recall there were a lot more of these. They’ve been eaten.

    THE DOOM THAT CAME TO THE DOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  94. GSS Admin Says:

    They have been saved! *coughs* 5 months later…. I just needed to tick an option box I had completely forgotten about!

    I’m still not sure what’s going on here… I’m just happy to have been involved!

    THE COMMENTS THAT CAME BACK TO SARNATH!

  95. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    This new learning fascinates me, @admin. Now explain to me again how tag clouds may be used to prevent earthquakes.

  96. B. Chiclitz Says:

    So the evil arch criminal Brainiac, basking in the glow of his successful effort to shrink the Kryptonian city of Kandor and put it in a bottle, decided to direct his reducing ray at an Earthly target. Setting his sights on North Central Africa, he closed his eyes and pushed the button. Success! Cackling with evil glee, he grabbed his newest trophy, hopped into his spaceship and set off for the planet ruled by his old friend Bokrug the Repellent. Thus is was that there came to pass—

    THE KHARTOUM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  97. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    So Bokrug cast his glance upward to the stars…to witness a monotreme, falling through the womb of space. In vain it gasped, in vain it grasped at the cold hard vacuum. Within two minutes it was dead. There was nothing for the corpse to do but spin further and further into the planet’s gravity well, eventually to burn up on atmospheric re-entry. Bokrug smirked at…

    THE DOOM THAT DIDN’T MAKE IT TO SARNATH!

  98. GSS ex-noob Says:

    golf clap

  99. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Finally having had enough of the stupid rhyming game, Bokrug the Repellent thought “It’s time I took care of myself. All of these Dooms, Bazooms, Khartoums, Brooms, Grooms and Baboons are getting me down. Why can’t I have what I want for a change?” And so it came to pass that later that day by express mail there arrived

    THE MONOTREME THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  100. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Almost four years since I started it, and this pun run is still going…
    Good God, what have I brought upon the world??

  101. RachelJ Says:

    Bokrug’s break with tradition was not to last.

    “Closer!” he ordered the portrait photographer. “Make sure you capture my duckbilled darling’s exquisite little eyes, and the unique beauty of her nostrils!”

    The photographer, loath to get any nearer to the detestable waterlizard and his monotremous mail-order bride than he had to, made use of-

    THE ZOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  102. RachelJ Says:

    @A.R.Yngve #100. Isn’t it obvious?

    THE DOOMSDAY THAT CAME FROM SARNATH!

  103. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @A.R.Yngve—you have bestowed upon us the riff that keeps on giving. Good Show, Sir!

  104. Tat Wood Says:

    @B.Chiclitz (79): I’ve now read ‘The Flight to Lucifer’ (there was a bet. I lost). Good Show Sir.

    @Ar. Yngwe (100): What hast thou wrought? THE MEME THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  105. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Eventually, books written about Sarnath were published only by BAEN!. The covers became shiny. The fonts became orange and badly kerned. Explosions and scantily-clad women covered the land. It was…

    THE KABOOM AND BAZOOMS THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  106. Hammy Says:

    Once Bokrug found out about Baen’s complete takeover of books about Sarnath, he got angry. The more he thought about the shiny covers with awful fonts and pictures of explosions and scantily-clad women (though, he did reason, exploding scantily-clad women would be cool), the more angry he became. He got so upset that he started foaming at the mouth. It was…

    THE SPUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  107. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Bokrug’s foaming at the mouth (along with the explosions and possibly the ugly fonts) attracted the attention of the humanoid rhinoceros mercenaries from Doctor Who. They were…

    THE JUDOON WHO CAME TO SARNATH.

  108. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Is there anyone else who thinks that the green fuzzy squirrels look vaguely like Jared Kushner? More to the point, I’m pretty sure he dances horribly before Donald Trump when the moon is gibbous.

  109. Drasaid Says:

    Ha! Here is ANOTHER cover by the same artist! Methinks we could come up with a whole gallery of this dubious stuff! Same oval, same bright colors. I hope the image is right http://68.media.tumblr.com/42b814e687eb9d6d7e8c5810c817c465/tumblr_nzu94i9A4s1sndzdgo1_1280.jpg

  110. Drasaid Says:

    Oh! Happiness is mine! Here is yet another cover by the same artisan. http://realmsofnight.com/2017/04/09/h-p-lovecraft/#jp-carousel-2064
    Yet another!
    https://i2.wp.com/realmsofnight.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/LovecraftHP_CarterLin_ALookBehindTheCthulhuMythos_full.jpg?fit=640%2C489
    Still more for you gluttons of pain!
    https://i0.wp.com/realmsofnight.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/LovecraftHP_TheSurvivorAndOthers_full.jpg?fit=640%2C503
    I retire gibbering.

  111. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Drasaid—quite helpful. I now understand that not only is every Lovecraft story the same story, every Lovecraft cover is the same cover.

    Nice work if you can get it.

  112. THX 1138 Says:

    The Covfefe that Came to Sarnath, anyone?

  113. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @THX1138—I’m betting the meds wore off and he fell asleep while trying to type the word “coverage.” It’s not as funny as what’s flying around the web, but it’s pathetic enough to be true.

  114. THX 1138 Says:

    @BC: How did he type “Send”, though?!

  115. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @THX: he has people to do that for him. Sean Spicer probably oozed out a pseudopod and hit the button.

  116. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @THX: hit the “send” button with his nose as he fell asleep, or as he dropped the phone, or with one of his tiny, tiny fingers.

    When the pharmaceutical-grade amphetamines wear off, it all goes to covfefe.

  117. A.R.Yngve Says:

    From the unholy depths of beyond came the Lurking Thing that defied description… it was
    THE COVFEFE THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  118. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Huh. “Covfefe” does look a bit Lovecraftean. Explains a lot.

  119. Drasaid Says:

    Whoops. Put one in twice up there. Still, a lot of dubious graphics. Probably should have put them in new posts, but I felt they should all be tossed into the same bin as the first (Can’t help it, archivist). Some are even worth than the Sarnath one (Really, craptastic junior high doodles. How did this idiot get paid for his work? How hard up were they for art? How bad was the coffee in that publishing house?)

  120. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Draisaid—I think you mean “How bad was the covfeve in that publishing house?”

  121. GSS ex-noob Says:

    This thread is still one of the gems (coruscating and lambent) of GSS.

    Raise your hand if you’d be willing to try Bokrug as POTUS at this point.

    @Draisaid: I own this similarly-arted tome:
    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/722667.The_Dream_Quest_of_Unknown_Kadath

  122. Drasaid Says:

    GSS, that is at least scary (I remember getting a chill from those when I was standing up reading them in the USL bookstore). The ridiculous things I put above are simply absurd. I would help in Bokrug’s campaign, me (And would hold the door for any Eldritch Abhomination that would promise to devour the Trump and all his Trumpsters, also whoever paid their way.)

  123. Hammy Says:

    …and so time passed, and even Bokrug aged, despite his reptilian powers. His skin became paper-thin and wrinkled, his spine began to curve, and worst of all, his eyes became red-rimmed and watery. The watery eyes were the worst, as far as Bokrug was concerned, and try as he might, he could find no remedy for…

    THE RHEUM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  124. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Hammy, congrats on ringing another change on our longest-going meme. Nearly 5 years! Good Show Sir! (or madam, or squamous creature, we don’t care)

  125. Hammy Says:

    @GSS-xn (#124):

    It’s a good way to expand my vocabulary.

  126. Longtime_lurker Says:

    Ooh ooh! Still going! Can I have a go please?

    “But this was not the end of travail for Bokrug the Loathsome. All of a sudden a mighty wind came from the vast and trackless desert to the west of Sarnath, bearing with it dust and sand. Bokrug sneezed and coughed, for this was …

    THE SIMOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH.”

  127. B. Chiclitz Says:

    God it’s irresistible! For after Bokrum the Execrable recovered from his rheum, after the sirocco or simoom finally died down, Bokrug found himself in a state of extreme hunger. But he soon discovered that the disease had wreaked havoc with his taste buds. Everything was bland, tasteless, pap. “I need some new spice,” he thought. “Something exotic, from the east. Summon my chef immediately!”

    Thus it came to pass that there soon arrived, from the levant, and with a newly imposed tariff—

    THE CUMIN THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  128. RachelJ Says:

    Evil squirrels and unwary tourists, thinly sliced and lovingly tenderized, provided the meat, and soon Castle Bokrug was redolent with the fragrant odour of-

    THE STEW THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  129. RachelJ Says:

    “Oh, Bokrug, when will you learn that life holds more than gourmandizing and unspeakable rituals?”

    The detestable lizard nearly choked on a mouthful of cumin-spiced stew, but swallowed it down as he turned his cold reptilian gaze on the intruder.

    The being who stood in the doorway of Bokrug’s private dining room at first glance appeared to be a young female of the obnoxious human species, albeit one distinguished by an unusual quantity of shimmering white hair. A second glance noted that she had hooves instead of feet, and a sharp, straight horn projecting from her forehead.

    Bokrug had no idea what she was, but if there was one thing his many and varied experiences had taught him, it was the value of composure.

    “Young lady,” rasped the water-lizard, “had you been following my recent career you would realise the superfluity of that comment. But I don’t believe I have the pleasure of your acquaintance?”

    “But I have, of yours,” said the apparition in silvery tones. “With my empathic abilities I can sense your bruised inner hatchling, your wounded heart that beats beneath your rugose, scaly exterior.”

    “You are mistaken,” Bokrug informed her, while wondering how her thighs would do in a marinade- but then there was every chance she was an emissary of a Great Old One, or some such interfering nuisance- he would have to bide his time. “My heart, I assure you, is quite as destable as the rest of me. Again: who are you and what is your business here? Er- you’re not related to Nyarlathotep at all, are you?”

    “Certainly not!” declared the creature. “I am Acorna, the Unicorn Girl, descended from a long line of humanoid space unicorns and here to soothe your lost and broken soul with the mystical healing powers of my horn. While I’m at it I might also purify the air and the lake waters- they certainly need it- and perhaps psychically induce some morning glory to grow on your castle walls. You won’t know the place! (Oh, and don’t bother poisoning me, I’m immune to that).”

    The detestable water-lizard could only stare mutely, in mingled horror and awe, as it dawned on him that he faced an eldritch abomination far out of even his unholy league. It was-

    THE MARY SUE THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  130. Tor Mented Says:

    The rhymes have been taken, so I’m gonna go with spoonerisms: The Soom Cat Dame to Tharnath.

  131. RachelJ Says:

    And thus, after five long years, the epic thread lurched to a halt, for none could think of a response to-

    THE SPOONERISM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  132. Tat Wood Says:

    And silence fell as the punsters were muted.

    THE SCHTUMM THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  133. Hammy Says:

    …and though the cumin-spiced stew proved to be the hit of the year in the high social circles, there were soon heard whispered complaints that one’s palate needed clearing afterward; the cumin and other herbs and spices in the stew kept the others (Great Old Ones included) from fully experiencing the flavors of the other gourmet dishes on offer.

    Bokrug the Detestable contemplated the possibilities. Water? No, not effective enough. Wine? Too expensive, and not in keeping with the tenor of the stew-tasting. All at once, it dawned on him – a malt beverage would be the perfect counterpoint to the earthiness of the cumin-flavored stew. The First Bank of Unknown Kadath Visa card was again pressed into service, malted barley, hops and yeast were purchased, and soon Castle Bokrug was known far and wide for…

    THE HOMEBREW THAT CAME FROM SARNATH!

  134. Tor Mented Says:

    @ RachelJ: Hold on, I’ve got another spoonerism: The Doom Shat Tame Coo Tarnath. So now the thread can
    RESUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  135. Tor Mented Says:

    George Lucas had so much success with his “Sarnath Wars” film franchise that he decided to do a “Sarnath Holiday Special.”
    .

    AND IT WAS …
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    f*cking awful.

  136. RachelJ Says:

    Truly, the Sarnath Holiday Special was a soul-shattering nightmare that seemed born of the senseless chaos of the Outer Planes.

    That, of course, no way stopped it from becoming an ironic cult hit with jaded hipsters throughout the land of Mnar. From Thraa to Kadetheron on the winding river Ai, from Ilarnek to Sarnath itself, they would gather to mock, cheer or just stare with open-mouthed disbelief at the subtitled antics of the zombie lizard squirrel family.

    Many- as their sanity deteriorated further- even developed a genuine regard for the animated segment (a comedic adaptation of the “Necronomicon”) which they declared to be “hilarious” and “like, way better than the original”.

    It was-

    THE CARTOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  137. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    And after the cartoon, Bokrug the Nauseating felt the need of music and song to enliven the dismal halls of Sarnath. But not just any music. He kidnaped a touring musical theatre company that was passing by, and with threats and promises prevailed upon them to present, for the delight of the rugose denizens of Sarnath, their musical entertainment about a place that only appeared for one day every hundred years—it was

    THE BRIGADOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  138. GSS ex-noob Says:

    The jaded hipsters of Sarnath, having gone mad due to the terrible Holiday Special, and being unmoved by the delights of Scottish-set musical comedy, next turned back to cuisine. Cumin was no longer enough for their stew. No, in their eldritch, rugose insanity — possibly while incorporating some of the stage decor of “Brigadoon” — they were compelled to add thistles to the food, namely…

    THE CARDOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  139. THX 1138 Says:

    After their repast, the denizens wished for some bedtime reading, and settled upon their favourite example of 19th century, Exmoor-based literature. Which was…

    THE LORNA DOONE THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  140. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Ah, Sarnath, whither thy rugose towers, thy cumin-spiced lakes and cookie trees? The victim of generations of neglect, corruption and outright unspeakable detestability, the Sarnath of yore, was no more. Bokrug, as insatiable as he is abominable, surveyed the blasted wasteland that was once his beautiful kingdom and muttered a soft belch. Turning to his Acme Mega-Transporter Beam®️, he contemplated his next step. Yes, he would appropriate a sector of another planet and beam it to Sarnath so as to reinstill fertility and life spirit to his let’s admit it pretty scuzzy homeland. He dusted off his dusty globe and surveyed the planet Earth. “Someplace warm,” he mused, “equatorial, with plenty of spices and no shortage of reptilian beauty. Ha, here’s the ticket!”

    And so there arrived

    THE CAMEROON THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  141. Longtime_lurker Says:

    Myself, I’m blaming RachelJ for this latest bunch of effusions. What hath A R Yngve wrought when he started this meme years ago? BTW he doesn’t seem to have been around recently. Hiding from the rugose and squamous denizens of Sarnath, no doubt.

    Anyway, after the land of Sarnath was enriched by Bokrug’s appropriation of some lumps of our fair world, the soil became richer and the climate became much more suitable for growing fruit. One kind in particular became quite famous, and was much sought after. It was a stone fruit A kind of large cherry, white at the heart. It was …

    THE BIGAROON THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  142. Tor Mented Says:

    Having already lost my bigaroon by posting in this enormous thread, I would just like to make
    POST 142 THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  143. Hammy Says:

    BC (140):

    You would have to mention the famous (or are they infamous?) cookie trees of Sarnath. Long thought extinct as a consequence of the neglect that you detailed, they were near-miraculously reborn when the fertile land from Cameroon was mega-transported to Sarnath. Due to differences in soil chemistry, however, only one variety of cookie was produced by the reinvigorated trees. It was (you can see this coming from a mile away)…

    THE MACAROON THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  144. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    Inspired no doubt by the visit of Acorna the Unicorn Girl, Bokrug eventually grew dissatisfied with his life in Sarnath, consisting as it did of eating cumin-spiced stew and drinking malt beverages and then dancing horribly under the obscenely pale moon. He began to wish to bring art, science and philosophy to Sarnath. There was a major problem in the way, namely that his rugose and squamous subjects were as thick as bricks. “I’ll just have to inspire them,” he thought. But how? Then he had an idea, lambent and coruscating. He cranked up the ol’ mega-transporter and focussed it on a certain statue in a certain street of a northern city of our fair planet, and hit the button. Success! The statue was duly installed in a market square in the capital city of Sarnath, where the rugose and squamous etc could do appropriate honour to …

    THE HUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  145. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    Aaaaand having just re-read this thread, I see Bibliomancer got to this one a hundred posts ago! (Slinks away.) Oh well.

    Now I feel like

    THE LOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  146. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Over in another thread, we had Bokrug getting some eldritch loving, since the fashion in publishing now is for ladies to shag any kind of mythical creature.
    I opined it was obviously…

    THE MILLS AND BOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  147. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    Bokrug sought for ways to give his rugose and squamous subjects better ways of travel, so after years of labor and huge expenditures he ran

    THE 9.25 THAT CAME FROM SARNATH TO SARNATH …
    Which is a real railway station in India.

  148. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @L-L: Wait. This whole time, the book’s just been about something bad arriving at an Indian railway station??!

    You don’t need Bokrug for that. But I’m pretty sure there aren’t zombie lizard squirrels in India.

    Huh. A certain Gautama first taught there, so it’s a holy city for pilgrims (Again with the racism against non-Christians, HPL?). He was:

    THE BUDDH THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  149. Hammy Says:

    …and, later rather than sooner, Bokrug felt not-at-all well. A visit to the Great Old medical doctor followed (Bokrug having an excellent health insurance plan), and Bokrug sooon learned that he was suffering from a vitamin deficiency that sapped his strength.

    The doctor suggested that Bokrug increase his intake of fresh vegetables and get more fiber (doctors in Sarnath sure sould a lot like the ones elsewhere, don’t they?). This motivated Bokrug to see what other plants would grow in the rich soil trans-located from Cameroon, and soon, Bokrug was dining on….

    THE LEGUMES THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  150. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Bokrug calls in his Grand Vizier:
    — Vizier, I must thank you for hacking into the Earth Space Force™ and diverting their communication beams to Sarnath where I can at last enjoy the space internets at my abominable leisure. It was an amazing bit of magick and a real testament to your powers.

    — Oh detestable one, ’twas nothing. All of their spaceships are painted bright orange, are overly massive and ungainly, and have enormous capital “T”s painted on their sides. Picking them off was a piece of macaroon. By the way, have you checked out those “special” reptile sites I bookmarked for you? For your “research”?

    —er, uh, why no, I mean yes, I mean, I just scanned them. Actually, I spent a lot of time on a site called “Chinese GSS” which I found rather confusing. Why would girls want to date moar testacles? Why is Lebowski’s head so large?

    —Ah, the mysteries of cyber world, Oh Squamous One.

    —But then I found the real GSS and, guess what, to these creatures I’m a STAR! They love me, I tell you. And they write about my adventures interminably! And, you know, I never get tired of reading about myself. Even when they repeat the same jokes or forget the rules of their own games, I am obscenely entertained.

    —Yes, my rugose Master.

    —Well, these creatures that write these stories about me, I feel as though I should show my appreciation. I think I will ask them to elect a representative group, perhaps choosing those with the funniest names or the most power to control the site. They would send this group here to Sarnath, where I will greet them as great ambassadors, and hold spectacular feasts in their honor and shower them with gifts to return with.

    —Really, Unliving One? This is not in your character. but if it is what you wish . . .

    —Of course not, you fool! I’ll just pretend that’s what I’m going to do and instead I’ll just kill and eat them. But I need a good cover story, so I want you to contact the one they call “Ad-Min” and have it select this representative group. Make it real diplomatic. Say that we would be greatly honored to welcome—

    THE TRIBUNES THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  151. verylatetotheparty Says:

    Does anybody mind if I add one? after all it looks like you always have ROOM TO COMMENT ON SARNATH.

  152. Longtime _Lurker Says:

    B. Chiclitz@150: GSS! Still this thread coruscates and … does whatever something that is lambent does.

  153. GSS ex-noob Says:

    GSS to @BC, @ARY, and all who have contributed to the single greatest (in both magnitude and awesomeness) thread on the site.

  154. Bruce A Munro Says:

    I always pictured Bokrug as a bit taller.

  155. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: with the perspective fail on this cover, you really can’t tell how tall Bokrug (or anyone) is.

    Yrs,

    THE NOOB THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  156. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @GSSxn—And of course, reversibly, the NOOB that came to Sarnath was also a

    BOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  157. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @BC: GSS!!

  158. anon Says:

    Cleo H.P.V. Fart
    DEATH THAT CAME TO MOON TRASH
    Cleo’s refusal to treat her medical condition and the economic realities facing some residents forces natives to shelter at faraway islands, aginating their urge to kill all non-native writers and win this awful viral flu attacking their people.
    Blind truth by Andy Hunt-Taint with Thorny Behind.

  159. anon Says:

    Drat. A typo.

    Cleo H.P.V. Fart
    DEATH THAT CAME TO MOON TRASH
    Cleo’s refusal to treat her medical condition and the economic realities facing some residents forces natives to shelter at faraway islands, agitating their urge to kill all non-natives and win this awful viral flu attacking their people.
    Blind truth by Wintry Taint-Hunt and Horny Wither-Behind.

  160. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    anon @ 159: I stand amazed. This is indeed

    THE AWE THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  161. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @anon: I too am astounded. One of your best yet. Bokrug will eat you first.

    THE ANAGRAM THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  162. Hammy Says:

    …and after many months, we return to Sarnath to revisit Bokrug and his minions to see what’s happened lately.

    Hm. it seems the fertile soil mega-transported from Cameroon has fallen fallow, not being used for the macaroon trees, legumes or bigaroons. Instead, it seems to have been taken over by a purple-flowered perennial of western North America, Sidalcea malviflora, sometimes called the wild hollyhock. Formally, though, it was…

    THE CHECKERBLOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

    (sorry, that one was kind of lame, but online sources say that threre are only 113 words that end in ‘oom’).

  163. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Nothing stops Bokrug and Co. Sarnath lives!

  164. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Bravo @Hammy! GSS!

  165. Verylatetotheparty Says:

    ‘…and as life slowly begins to return to normal, today Sarnath reopens after lockdown.’

  166. GSS ex-noob Says:

    “Further gibbering and eldritch dances in the moonlight may recommence.”

  167. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    Cthulutini
    1 1/2 oz. Jaegermeister
    1/2 oz. Blackberry Brandy
    3 oz. Cranberry Juice

    Chill liquor until frozen like The Blackest Incarnation and serve in a martini glass. Garnish with a gummy worm.

    From This Ask.Metafilter thread: https://ask.metafilter.com/79084/Cthulhu-fhtagn-Now-feed-me.

    THE BOOZE THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  168. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @L_L: now that’s a useful comment! Looks like what someone might find in the dusty back of the cabinets nowadays. And probably tastes like Sarnath.

  169. B. Chiclitz Says:

    And yea verily so they trekked, the tramping, the thirsty hordes of the undead, all eager, as only the nameless living dead can be, to imbibe boatloads of legendary mind-flipping Cthulutinis, to feast with the Elder Gods, and maybe catch a glimpse of Bokrug between courses. And the ominous, eerie sound of their march was heard for miles about, for indeed their undrawn feet were shod in

    THE BOOTS THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  170. GSS ex-noob Says:

    “That is not dead which can eternal lie… and, being already dead, doesn’t need a mask or social distancing at the bar whilst quaffing Cthulutinis.”

    The Mythos won a Retro Hugo yesterday so uncanny drinks all around.

  171. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Bokrug was getting damn tired of the virtual meetings he had to take every day with the still-living minions. He wished he’d never used:

    THE ZOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

    (yes, I know we used “zoom” already, but c’mon, it was too obvious to pass up)

  172. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @GSSxn—It’s good by me. In fact, I’d say it even rates another

    BA-DA-BOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  173. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    In honour of my departure from Doha today, when I get back to England I’m going to try the cthulhutini. And may Bokrug have mercy on Metafilter user baphomet, who invented it.

  174. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @BC: thank you. And GSS!

    @L_L: Maybe you should work up to that? Build your tolerance back up slower?
    In any case, do let us know.

  175. Longtime _Lurker Says:

    A couple of days late, but I finally tried the Cthulhutini.

    Let’s just say that I wouldn’t stop Bokrug from eating Metafilter user baphomet.

  176. Sarah J Says:

    Yet another cover by our Sarnath master
    http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SaWYikUwvPI/AAAAAAAA62M/Bn5_qr2E71s/s1600-h/189532135_3c8263b852_o.jpg

  177. Ryan Says:

    @Sarah J (#176), I own that very book, and its cover is totally appropriate to the work within.

  178. Hammy Says:

    (Aside: I do check on this thread every few months, especially when I think up a word that might work – even a little – with the title. I apologize in advance for this post, as it’s fairly weak.

    But that won’t stop me! Being able to post here is what keeps me going. Really. 😉

    As is often the case with a situation like that of Sarnath, the poor barely help their economic postion, while the wealthy got even wealthier. Soon, there was almost nothing left for the zombie-lizard-squirrels to pay in tribute to Bokrug; they were reduced to paying with small coins of little worth,

    THE PICAYUNES THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  179. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Hammy—It’s great that you keep an eye, a googly-eye perhaps, on things here. We all benefit from it. GSS! 😉

  180. A. R. Yngve Says:

    It was the year when everyone went to the cinema to watch the same film, even in the realm of the damned – it was…
    THE DUNE THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  181. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    And once again we are sucked into the maelstrom …

    After the film, the wise Bokrug, wishing to relax and also to relieve some of the rugose and squamous denizens of Sarnath of some of their hard-earned cash, started a poker game. But to his horror he found himself losing. He desperately needed a single card to fill an inside straight. And wonder of wonders, a gap opened in the space-time continuum and a single playing card floated down from it into Bokrug’s claw. Saved!

    because it was

    THE DEUCE THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

    {Disclaimer: I know nothing of poker. But would you have preferred that I use one of the other meanings of “deuce”?]

  182. Tor Mented Says:

    What the deuce do you mean?

  183. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Then there was the time a gang of desperadoes came to Sarnath and demanded a showdown with Bokrug when the sun was at its height.

    THE (high) NOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  184. GSS ex-noob Says:

    It’s not even Christmas yet but this thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

    Giving while eldritch, squamous, and rugose, but still.

  185. B. Chiclitz Says:

    After the card game and the gunfight, Bokrug was ravenously hungry. He was also ravenously hungry before the card game and gunfight, but no matter. Although it was not yet Thanksgiving, Bokrug decided to start feasting early and just keep going. After the third straight day of gorging, mostly on macaroons and smaller google-eyed reptiles and squid, Bokrug discovered he had gained roughly 500 pounds, or about 225 kgs, depending on which side of the ocean you are looking from.
    “I need to diet or I’ll lose all of my sex appeal,” he mused, “but I’ve tried every diet on the market and nothing helps.”
    “Perhaps, Oh Repellent One,” offered his Grand Vizier, who had been lurking, as was his wont, “perhaps you might consider a new approach I have seen advertised recently. It is a psychological program, designed to help you change the way you think about food.”
    “I’ll try anything—urp!—I’m so stuffed I can’t move. How do I learn about it?”
    “You must download the app, my rugose Lord. Shall I do it for you?”
    “Yes!”
    And so it came to pass that Bokrug subscribed to—

    THE NOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

    But, predictably, it didn’t work.

  186. Hammy Says:

    I can’t resist! The lure of the ever-growing saga of Bokrug draws me back in; I am powerless in its grasp….

    It seemed inevitable that Bokrug’s attempt at weight loss via NOOM was doomed (so to speak, to coin a phrase…). Perhaps, Bokrug thought, there was no point in attempting to better himself. Maybe if he granted himself leave to enjoy himself a bit, he could come back to the diet and make another attempt.

    In the meantine, he put on his best cowboy hat and slouched down to his favorite watering hole (what else is a water lizard to do?) to imbibe a Cthulutini or two, or perhaps even a few Beers. The place wasn’t very creatively named, of course; it was

    THE SALOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  187. Bruce A Munro Says:

    It is prophesied that in strange aeons to come, Sarnath jokes shall grow until they exceed in length the entirety of the original story. Upon this day, the eyes of the Mods will roll most exceedingly, and the comments will be locked, and there shall be much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth and inappropriate texting in the land.

    And then the beetle-men will attack.

  188. A. R. Yngve Says:

    If this goes on, the old mathematical thought experiment “Hilbert’s Hotel” will be replaced with “The Infinite GSS Comment Thread”…

    If you have a GSS comment thread that is infinitely long, it creates some mind-bending situations and paradoxes – such as:

    The infinite thread uses up every possible word-combination pun in the English language… PLUS an infinite further set of puns that incorporate the thread itself – meta-puns that are infinitely long, and even contain themselves.

  189. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @ARY: As that would be extremely non-Euclidean, Bokrug and indeed many of the denizens of HPL books would be pleased. And average beings would gibber insanely. Spot on!

  190. Bruce A Munro Says:

    And then there were the wacky misadventures of an Italian comedy troupe [1] that wandered into a non-Euclidean angle and found themselves having to perform for the locals.

    THE PANTALOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH

    [1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commedia_dell%27arte

  191. Max Bathroom Says:

    It’s often forgotten, among all of the talk about the M25 orbital and Tony Coulston-Hayter that the very first large scale rave was held in Sarnath, hence Lovecraft’s references to horrible dancing and the cover stars of this book have bug eyes and fixed grimaces after taking too much ecstasy.
    They are the victims of:
    THE TUNES THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  192. A. R. Yngve Says:

    They played an unholy synthesizer, emitting notes that no man could hear without going mad! It was…
    THE MOOG THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  193. JJYoyo Says:

    @ Max Bathroom: Someone… or some-*thing* will have to clean up after that unholy and shuddering rave….
    THE BROOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  194. Leak Says:

    The only thing worse than Friday the 13th is Saturday the 14th – at least for the cleanup crew, or in the worst case:

    THE FORENSICS CRIME SCENE UNIT THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

    (Just rolls off the tongue, eh?)

  195. Emster Says:

    Annoying children’s song, in the vocal stylings of Michael Buble (eh?):

    This is the thread that never ends
    It just goes on and on, GSS friends!
    Sarah J submitted it, not knowing what she’d done
    ‘Cause we can’t leave this thread alone
    Bokrug’s legacy lives on
    This is the thread that never ends
    It just goes on and on….

    THE CROON THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  196. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Emster: GSS! Now you are a real GSS citizen.

    @Leak: if you went with the abbreviation CSU, it would be phonetically “c’sue”.

    Thus, THE CSU THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

    Got that “oo” sound we need.

  197. GSS ex-noob Says:

    All credit to @Tat Wood, who, regarding this cover:

    https://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=874#comment-907231

    came up with

    THE PNUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

    (The Pnume would fit right in on this cover.)

  198. JJYoyo Says:

    @ Emster: … and of course they’d have to play it on:
    THE BOOMBOX THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  199. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    And given that big bright moon in front of which the rugose and squamous denizens are horribly dancing, how have we missed ….

    THE MOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH?

    Number 200 now available!

  200. JJYoyo Says:

    All that dancing under a gibbous moon, and not much smiling:
    THE MOOD THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  201. Emster Says:

    @GSS x-n: awe, thanks!

    I enjoy judging books by their covers almost as much as actually reading the books, and I’m thrilled to discover that I’m not alone…

    SEE YOU AGAIN SOON AT SARNATH

  202. Tor Mented Says:

    @emster: “One of us, one of us.”

  203. Hammy Says:

    I tried to quit it, but it pulled me back in…

    It’s been a while since we looked in (or should that be listened in?) on ol’ Bokrug. He looks a little bored, doesn’t he, folks? Maybe we should bring out this next group to cheer him up, get his scaly feet tapping. What do you say?

    Ladies and gentlemen and various squamous creatures, let’s have a big hand/claw/slimy appendage for… Sha Na Na!

    The concert was a disaster. Nobody really cared for the…

    SH-BOOM, SH-BOOM (yadada dada dada dahhhhhhh) THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  204. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    @Hammy (#162): only 113 words, eh? …

    After the dull concert, Bokrug and his scaly and rugose subjects felt peckish, and sought a dining venue that was open to all. Word reached Bokrug of a small chain of restaurants that were suitably inclusive and he soon persuaded them to open a location in Sarnath. It became …

    THE DISHOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  205. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Sometimes the weather was so bad (or good?), even for eldritch zombie squirrels &c, and they wished to dance and gibber under a roof.

    Thus, Bokrug constructed

    THE BALLROOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  206. Bruce A Munro Says:

    And then there was the time Captain Klutz ended up in Sarnath, leading to what would be called “THE FLOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH.”

    https://www.madcoversite.com/dmd-alphabetical.html

  207. Hammy Says:

    …after the disastrous Sha Na Na concert (Bowzer was scared by the zombie lizard squirrels and hid in the green room, and Bokrug ate Lenny, I heard) and the fancy-dress events at the ballroom, it was time for the Great Old Ones to relax a little. Surprisingly, most of them decided to gather at the saloon mentioned several dozen posts ago.

    Why, you may ask? Here’s why – the authenticity of it all. Bokrug had specified that it be as authentic as it could be – sawdust on the floor, an out-of-tune upright piano (played by his former accompanist baboon, most likely), Beer on tap and rotgut whiskey in dirty glasses, and *of course* those big ugly ornamented brass pots sitting around the bar and the tables. Yes, you guessed it, it even had…

    THE SPITTOONS THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  208. Hammy Says:

    @L_L (204):

    I can’t find the site where I got the 113 number, but a search did give me a Free Dictionary list of words containing ‘oom’, and there seem to be 312 words matching that pattern.

    https://www.thefreedictionary.com/words-containing-oom

    Some of them would have irked Howard P. mightily, like…

    THE OOMIAKS THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

    (Oomiaks being long, broad boats made of animal skins used by Inuits)

  209. Max Bathroom Says:

    As careful observation shows, the bug eyed reptillian ravers, when not busting a groove in mid air, are getting ready to search the bed of the lake for lost pirate gold. For they are preparing to retrieve:
    THE DOUBLOONS THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  210. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Of course, when attending the authentic Western SALOON (that came to Sarnath), they were going to need the COSTUMES (ditto), and thus

    THE CHANGING ROOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  211. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    Almost a year since anyone has posted in this thread … Hammy @208 noted the lack of other words ending in “-oom”. But if we try “-ume” we get a few new ones:

    Between Bokrug’s extreme flatulence (see @51) and the deteroriating climate, Sarnath suffered terrible fog. It was

    THE BRUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  212. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @L_L: You can’t keep a good water-lizard down.

    @Admin or @TagW: There are things on the sidebar here that are empty. Could one of them be replaced with a perma-link to this post? It is so much better than the Technical Difficulties post, and it is the crown jewel (lambent and coruscating) of GSS.

  213. JJYoyo Says:

    I miss Aretha Franklin, because she was so awesome she could redeem even the 80’s schlock that was:

    WHO’S ZOOMIN’ WHO IN SARNATH?

  214. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @GSSxn—A capital suggestion! A perma-link would make it so much more efficient when we want to

    TUNE IN TO SARNATH.

  215. Emster Says:

    Ah, I see it’s the annual
    REUNION THAT CAME TO SARNATH

    GSS ex-
    NOOB CAME BACK TO SARNATH

    Let’s see if Max
    BATHROOM TOO RETURNS TO SARNATH?

    I would also be in favour of a Sarnath perma-link, in case I think of a word that kinda rhymes with Doom and need to see if someone else made hilarious use of it. Or I can’t sleep at 3:00 a.m. and feel like reading the comments starting back at #1… a regular GSS pilgrimage (on the sofa with tea and a biscuit).

  216. JJYoyo Says:

    @Emster: GSS x3.

    But wait, there’s more: I hear Tommy Wiseau has been spotted in SARNATH promoting his movie THE DOOM

    “Bo-kruuuug! Yer tearin’ me apaaaart!”

  217. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    nth-ing the suggestion of a permalink. And GSS to all.

  218. Bruce Alexander Munro Says:

    After many long years, the stream flowing out of the hills into the lake excavated a deep, narrow valley ending on the outskirts of the ruined city.

    The COOMBE had come to Sarnath.

  219. A. R. Yngve Says:

    I thought I was done with this curse – but alas, the curse was not done with me.

    For I had unwittingly unleashed THE PUN RUN THAT CAME TO GSS, and it has once more risen from the grave to haunt the living.

    Is there some sacred tome – perhaps the Necronomicon – that might contain a final devastating pun that will lay this accursed thread to its final unholy rest?

    Sadly, I think not.

    But hark! My son calls for me, to join him in playing the Nintendo Switch. I’m off , and the gibbous scroll of this thread shall not know THE SPLATOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  220. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Speaking of sacred tomes, whenever I visit this thread I find myself wishing there were some way to gather al of the posts and bind them into a book. We could list the author as “Dr. GSS Asimov, Jr.” and dedicate it, of course, to Bokrug. We’d print up the first edition bound in top grade lizard skin with gold leaf lettering, and send it to him with our thanks, secure in the knowledge that it would enter the annals of literature and be forever known as

    THE VOLUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  221. Hammy Says:

    Wow, the thread lives! I can’t resist….

    1) Yes, perma-link please!

    2) …considering how Sarnath has evolved over the (counts on fingers)
    *ten years(!)* of this thread, I’m surprised we missed this one. One would think that what with the river Ai, the various squamous creatures, etc., Sarnath wouldn’t smell good at all. However, you would be wrong! At least since the mega-trasporting of fertile soil from Earth to Sarnath, and the subsequent growth of the macaroon trees, bigaroons and checkerblooms, the air is redolent with…

    THE PERFUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

    (Smarmy crap follows. Ignore if you wish.)

    Um, I don’t know how to say this, so I’ll just say it.

    I love you people! You’re the reason why the Internet is surfable, IMO.

  222. fred Says:

    Nudist beach….THE VA-VA-VA-VOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  223. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @fred: Aren’t all areas of Sarnath nudist? I don’t think there’s much call for fashion in the land of Bokrug.

    @Bruce: Now get someone who knows Welsh to do yours, with the original CWM.

  224. Tat Wood Says:

    @Bruce, ex-Noob: wouldn’t it be ‘Sarnadd’?

  225. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Hammy—A smarmy second to your smarmy testimonial—’tis true! It’s so sweet here, it’s like

    THE HONEYMOON THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  226. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tat: indeed it would be!

    @Emster (#215): GSS!

    I do adore when this thread (which lies dead and dreaming, as ol’ HPL might have said), comes back to life periodically.

    Also, while I’m sure he’d be happy that we’re still talking about this over 100 years after he wrote it, I don’t think he’d be best pleased to find out it’s only as an excuse for shaggy dog puns on both sides of the Atlantic, by who-knows-what races of people, and both/all genders.

    (He’d really have hated that spate of works a few years back where women and persons of melanin used his stories to write their own which were better.)

    I think we’re unanimous in wanting a perma-link. It’ll make it so much easier when someone thinks of another word with OOM or UME. Posting something here in the wee hours is much more wholesome than the

    SCROLL OF DOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH (and Earth)

  227. Max Bathroom Says:

    @Emster
    In fact, I have (belatedly) returned to Sarnath, as my construction firm has been commissioned to build a water ride upon the cursed lake. I am building…

    THE FLUME THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  228. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Max BATHROOM has added to SARNATH!!!

    GSS!

    (As predicted by Emster. In some gibbering and eldritch prophecy, no doubt.)

    This is, IMO, the single greatest thread on GSS and possibly on the web.

  229. Hammy Says:

    @GSSx-n (#prev.), Emster (#215), Max B. (#227), et. al.,:

    It’s good that we’re keeping things lively here. We don’t want to be dull or boring. We definitely don’t want

    THE JEJUNE THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

    (I’ll get me hat)

  230. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Hello? Excuse me, are you the detestable rugose one is was told to seek? I’m C.S. Lewis. Perhaps you’ve heard of me? I was told there might be work here. I’m looking to censor

    THE BAZOOMS THAT CAME TO SARNATH!

  231. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Hammy: GSS for both a new word and the self-reference.

  232. Hammy Says:

    @GSSx-n (#prev.):

    I can honestly say that I’m all too well-aware of my shortcomings. 🙂

  233. Tat Wood Says:

    I went back and read over 200 previous entries in case someone else had done this…

    On TripAdvisor, the restaurant serving calamari a la Dagon was declared to be

    THE OM NOM NOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH.

  234. Tor Mented Says:

    Bokrug spent his spare time browsing through the rhyming dictionary. It was then that Bokrug decided to:
    1. move or wander slowly or silently
    2. become weak and flaccid and then
    3. doze, slumber

    It was
    THE SLOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH

  235. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tor: GSS for an entirely new word. The description seems to fit a lot of HPL creatures too.

    I have been chattering on the net since 1987, and this is the longest–running thread I’ve ever seen, as well as one of the best.

    GOOD SHOW, EVERYONE!

  236. Tor Mented Says:

    @GSSxn: Thanks.
    And I am shaking my head that back in 2018 I said on this thread that all the rhymes had been taken.

  237. Bruce A Munro Says:

    In a scene suspiciously like “Godzilla vs Mothra”, Bokrug battled Ghattambah the insect god amidst the ruins of Sarnath after Ghattambah said something rude about Bokrug’s extinct worshippers. Ghattambah was beaten like a rug, and vomited its black, sticky honey all over the place.

    It was the GRUME[1] that came to Sarnath.

    [1] https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/grume#google_vignette

  238. JJYoyo Says:

    I was recently on Manhattan’s Upper West Side and there is an Israeli/Lebanese restaurant called Dagon. Not making this up. I wonder however if they have….
    THE TABOON THAT CAME TO SHAWARMATH.

  239. GSS ex-noob Says:

    I am boggled by the brilliance of @Bruce and @JJ.

    GSS! to both.

    Another GSS to JJ for the double pun. And for informing us of the god-like restaurant, which is even the title of an HPL story!

    (Checked their menu; would eat there.)
    https://dagonnyc.com/our-story/

  240. Hammy Says:

    @JJYoyo (#238):

    Upper West Side, you say? It just so happens I am spending a few days in that area next month. May have to check out Dagon….

  241. JJYoyo Says:

    @Hammy: I haven’t been there but — all joking aside — I agree with @GSSxN, the menu looks good.

  242. GSS ex-noob Says:

    It’s a little pricey for my budget, but not bad for the UWS. If I could afford a trip to NYC, I’d be able to afford that.

    Perhaps some day we can have a GSS brunch there! Or lunch on a weekday when we won’t scare too many customers.

  243. Hammy Says:

    @JJYoyo, GSSx-n:

    I am pleased to report (since I put the *original* report elsewhere) that I *did* try Dagon when I was in NYC. As luck would have it, the restaurant is less than a quarter-mile walk from the hotel I was staying in at W 94th Street and Broadway.

    Dropped in just after 11 a.m. last Saturday, they were doing brunch (only Monday through Friday for lunch). I was tempted by the Challah Bread French Toast Casserole with strawberries, sweet labneh cream cheese and maple syrup, but opted instead for the tuna salad sandwich.

    Not like any tuna salad sandwich I’ve ever had! Olive oil-poached tuna, hard-boiled egg, potato, cucumber, and a dressing made with harissa (a spicy North African paste of chili peppers, garlic paste, coriander and caraway) and preserved lemon on small puffy bread/rolls of some sort.

    It was excellent! The harissa is spicy, but not overly so, and the cucumber and preserved lemon make a nice counterpoint. In a rather pedestrian turn, it was served with shoestring fries, but they were perfectly-cooked fries.

    To make this post sort of fit with the history (and I tell you, I hate myself a bit for stretching the meme this far), I would call it:

    THE TUNA THAT CAME TO SARNIES!

  244. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    Hammy @#243: glad you had better luck with your tuna than I did with my Cthulhutini (#167).

  245. Hammy Says:

    Actually, I was wrong on one detail about the tuna salad. (Me being wrong isn’t so unusual….)

    There was NO potato in the tuna salad from Dagon! It turns out there is such a thing as a ‘little potato cucumber’. It originated in India, is almost perfectly round, about 3” in diameter, and has a brown rind that looks like the skin of a potato. The flesh is similar to that of other cucumbers, but with a lemon-like flavor.

    The lemony flavor and the preserved lemon still made a nice counterpoint to the mildly-spicy harissa dressing.

  246. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Hammy: Sounds like an excellent sammich!

  247. JJYoyo Says:

    @Hammy: Glad you enjoyed! Your “little potato cucumber “ sounds suspiciously like..
    THE DAIKON THAT CAME TO DAGON.

  248. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @JJYoyo: Good pun, but daikon, by their very name, are large.

  249. Candlejack Says:

    All these years, and no one yet has shared the story of the day…
    THULSA DOOM CAME TO SARNATH?

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