If he tried to do anything more active, that dagger would sever his femural artery anyway.
(For the authentic Superbowl experience, go to Chinese GSS, usng a dial-up connection and acoustic modem. This still picture of a stupidly-dressed mllionaire will be interrupted for ten minutes of annoying adverts, then back to badly-dressed millionaires just standing there for another two minutes… repeat for four hours. At least cricket holds open the possibility that something might happen without both teams going off and entirely different players coming on.)
So I see in the future they’re solving that CTE problem by reducing the size of the brains of the players. Typical.
Seems to me the best idea would be to come at the opposing players from the side, since they can’t turn their head, nor see over the shoulder pads. But maybe the microcephaly prevents them from figuring that out.
@Tor, @BC: GSS!
@The Blue: Maybe they’re bullet-proof undies, which would be uncomfortable on the inside.
February 14th, 2022 at 9:50 am
No less daft than Quidditch.
February 14th, 2022 at 12:23 pm
More like the Los Angeles Blams, am I right?
February 14th, 2022 at 1:03 pm
Semi-Tough.
February 14th, 2022 at 1:45 pm
The reactions to football players “taking the knee” became increasingly unhinged.
February 14th, 2022 at 2:08 pm
Tacoman was single-handedly responsible for the demise of food-themed superheroes.
February 14th, 2022 at 2:41 pm
This is just downtown Dallas on game day.
February 14th, 2022 at 2:47 pm
Ready for the shotgun formation.
February 14th, 2022 at 3:48 pm
More headshots, but fewer concussions!
February 14th, 2022 at 4:03 pm
I love how in the future sportswear will use machine readable fonts.
February 14th, 2022 at 4:06 pm
All that preparation, and he still puts his underpants on the outside.
February 14th, 2022 at 4:11 pm
@Tor – GSS !
February 14th, 2022 at 4:14 pm
He’s ready for the blitz
February 14th, 2022 at 4:15 pm
Is that gun-Ting!?
February 14th, 2022 at 4:55 pm
Newest Olympic sport—Full Contact Biathlon. Russians are once again caught doping.
February 14th, 2022 at 7:41 pm
If he tried to do anything more active, that dagger would sever his femural artery anyway.
(For the authentic Superbowl experience, go to Chinese GSS, usng a dial-up connection and acoustic modem. This still picture of a stupidly-dressed mllionaire will be interrupted for ten minutes of annoying adverts, then back to badly-dressed millionaires just standing there for another two minutes… repeat for four hours. At least cricket holds open the possibility that something might happen without both teams going off and entirely different players coming on.)
February 14th, 2022 at 8:12 pm
Clearly marketed towards the latte-sipping liberal effete elite (or maybe just jock-bullied young nerds.) 🙂
February 15th, 2022 at 1:07 am
So I see in the future they’re solving that CTE problem by reducing the size of the brains of the players. Typical.
Seems to me the best idea would be to come at the opposing players from the side, since they can’t turn their head, nor see over the shoulder pads. But maybe the microcephaly prevents them from figuring that out.
@Tor, @BC: GSS!
@The Blue: Maybe they’re bullet-proof undies, which would be uncomfortable on the inside.
@Raoul: I think so. Now to see if @TagW agrees.
February 15th, 2022 at 10:56 pm
Houston, we have a Ting!
June 11th, 2022 at 3:55 pm
He brought a knife AND a gun to …. a Knife/ gun fight? Either way, bad choice of armour
You know, I think it’s Jennifer Lopez inside the gear.
June 11th, 2022 at 11:10 pm
@JJYoyo: TBF, we don’t know what the knife and gun are made out of. Might be his armor is perfectly serviceable for the fight.
That might be a skull inside the helmet, which rules out J. Lo — last I saw, she had flesh on her bones.
June 12th, 2022 at 12:10 am
@GSS ex-noob: their hands aren’t skeletal. Maybe they shaved a Ro-Man? [1]
[1] https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91KGtkFlB2L._RI_.jpg
June 13th, 2022 at 7:05 am
@Bruce: The build checks out! As does the helmet-wearing.
Hey, is the background generated by the bubble machine?
You might have figured it out!