Feb 14

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Good Show Sir Comments: A salute to the Super Bowl winning Los Angeles Rams!

Published 1975

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.70 out of 10)

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22 Responses to “Killerbowl”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    No less daft than Quidditch.

  2. THX 1139 Says:

    More like the Los Angeles Blams, am I right?

  3. fred Says:


  4. A. R. Yngve Says:

    The reactions to football players “taking the knee” became increasingly unhinged.

  5. Francis Boyle Says:

    Tacoman was single-handedly responsible for the demise of food-themed superheroes.

  6. JuanPaul Says:

    This is just downtown Dallas on game day.

  7. Tor Mented Says:

    Ready for the shotgun formation.

  8. Bruce A Munro Says:

    More headshots, but fewer concussions!

  9. Ikari Gendo Says:

    I love how in the future sportswear will use machine readable fonts.

  10. The Blue Are Coming Says:

    All that preparation, and he still puts his underpants on the outside.

  11. The Blue Are Coming Says:

    @Tor – GSS !

  12. Bibliomancer Says:

    He’s ready for the blitz

  13. Raoul Says:

    Is that gun-Ting!?

  14. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Newest Olympic sport—Full Contact Biathlon. Russians are once again caught doping.

  15. Tat Wood Says:

    If he tried to do anything more active, that dagger would sever his femural artery anyway.

    (For the authentic Superbowl experience, go to Chinese GSS, usng a dial-up connection and acoustic modem. This still picture of a stupidly-dressed mllionaire will be interrupted for ten minutes of annoying adverts, then back to badly-dressed millionaires just standing there for another two minutes… repeat for four hours. At least cricket holds open the possibility that something might happen without both teams going off and entirely different players coming on.)

  16. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Clearly marketed towards the latte-sipping liberal effete elite (or maybe just jock-bullied young nerds.) 🙂

  17. GSS ex-noob Says:

    So I see in the future they’re solving that CTE problem by reducing the size of the brains of the players. Typical.

    Seems to me the best idea would be to come at the opposing players from the side, since they can’t turn their head, nor see over the shoulder pads. But maybe the microcephaly prevents them from figuring that out.

    @Tor, @BC: GSS!

    @The Blue: Maybe they’re bullet-proof undies, which would be uncomfortable on the inside.

    @Raoul: I think so. Now to see if @TagW agrees.

  18. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Houston, we have a Ting!

  19. JJYoyo Says:

    He brought a knife AND a gun to …. a Knife/ gun fight? Either way, bad choice of armour

    You know, I think it’s Jennifer Lopez inside the gear.

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @JJYoyo: TBF, we don’t know what the knife and gun are made out of. Might be his armor is perfectly serviceable for the fight.

    That might be a skull inside the helmet, which rules out J. Lo — last I saw, she had flesh on her bones.

  21. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @GSS ex-noob: their hands aren’t skeletal. Maybe they shaved a Ro-Man? [1]


  22. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: The build checks out! As does the helmet-wearing.

    Hey, is the background generated by the bubble machine?

    You might have figured it out!

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