Jun 05

Gaze upon my teat shields and despair

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Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

Published 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 1.88 out of 10)

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20 Responses to “Legions of Antares”

  1. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “Let’s see. How many of my fetishes can I reference at once?”

  2. fred Says:

    Maestro Hulk seems to be in a bit of a pickle.

    Lots of good covers in this series.

  3. Max Bathroom Says:

    The couple of those I’ve read are great fun. There’s even a reference in the first one to a nearby country called “Gah” where they have a funny attitude towards women, so I’m thinking the approach in this one might be even more blatantly anti-Norman…

  4. JuanPaul Says:

    Taylor Swift fans are on another level. Do not piss them off.

  5. Francis Boyle Says:

    What’s the deal with all the mer-meerkats?

  6. Tat Wood Says:

    No cushions. No footstool. She’s hardcore. Don’t mess with her.

  7. B. Chicltz Says:

    The trolls are admiring her decently drawn (if a little incomplete) feet. Explains why they’re trolls.

    “Say, that’s a pretty well-turned ankle.”
    “Can’t find the toes, though.”
    “Not much else to check out here, I guess.”

  8. Tor Mented Says:

    I give the artist credit for drawing feet on the chair, though.
    I can’t figure out if this is Sondra Locke or giallo scream queen Anita Strindberg.
    Does the cover wrap around inside? I want to find out why the person on the right is wearing a flexible air duct on his arm.

  9. The Blue Are Coming Says:

    Aren’t the trolls supposed to protect Her Goldness? Judging how close bootsleeve has gotten, they suck at their jobs.

    Goldie should’ve surrounded herself with a competent security team instead of a dildo collection.

  10. NomadUK Says:

    Vanna at last forces that schlub, Pat, to assume the appropriate position.

  11. Ryan Says:

    @Tor Mented: I want to know why the artist decided to draw the random arm coming into the frame from the right.

    This is a perfectly cromulent cover without it, yet its presence does add a certain zest of WTF that really turns it up to 9.

  12. A. R. Yngve Says:

    “Greetings, stranger. Are you the one whom our oracles speak of, the one who brings us the glue removal solvent that shall free us from these confounded nipple thingies?”

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    They’re thinking they can get $2.99 for this nowadays?

    Queen of the Golden Snakes (or mer-meerkats as @FB said) on her fan or gear throne, but her crown is silver and doesn’t match. Coordinate your jewelry, queenie! With a slave chick in background who has droopier boobs (presumably cheap teat shields), two ape-men Hulks, a random vase, a random dude, and a very random arm.

    I’m glad @Max tells us this is supposed to be a comedy!

    I see the author “Alan” is actually Kenneth Bulmer, so perhaps that justifies the price? He sure cranked out a lot of these.

    @BC: It’s a novel implementation, not being rocks or tasteful smoke. Though with feet like that and blonde hair, I think her name is Barbieā„¢ of Antares. (Ape Hulks sold separately!)

    @NomadUK: GSS! and bravo, sir or madam or whatever.

  14. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @NomadUK: man, Pat aged badly.

  15. Francis Boyle Says:

    @GSS ex-noob

    I hadn’t noticed the boob problem but I imagine it’s difficult to get metal bras which offer good support, what with all the challenges to the empire these days.

  16. Tor Mented Says:

    She decided to dress more modestly, and so she put on …
    Leggings of Antares.
    She actually just wanted to cover up …
    Lesions of Antares.
    The Ape Hulk fell to the floor after he stepped on one of the
    Legos of Antares.

  17. GSS ex-noob Says:

    I have sold yet more books, and while waiting, I took some more pictures of GSS’ “favorite” publisher’s books. Just scanned the shelves for the farting rocket logo.

    But will they ever be seen here? Probably not, considering there’s been several times when I’ve sent in BATCHES of stuff and it doesn’t get acknowledged, let alone published.

    And it’s even the same chain @Ryan gets all his finds at, so you know it’s a good show. Plus some old Laser Books in all their Giant Floating Head glory.

    Harumph, I say. At least 4 straight weeks of quality NEW content being kept from the people! Hrmph, hrmph.

  18. Ryan Says:

    @GSS – Are you using the submit button or sending them pictures to the Tag Wizard by email?

    I send mine in by email, as I suspect the submit button is just a placebo.

    Plus, the Tag Wizard always sends me a nice note back, reassuring me that my stuff is getting through by email.

  19. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Ryan: I always submit via email, Only once or twice have I gotten a note back from Tag, and of the dozens of photos I sent, about 3 have shown up here.

    Maybe Tag likes you better.

  20. Emster Says:

    It’s very SF 80’s in a nifty way, but I would not want to be caught reading it on the bus, unless by dare having to do something with expensive chocolate, then sure.

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