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Sep 28

Die Tittenschieldung

Good Show Sir Comments: German teat shields. Precision engineering.

You might remember this from here.

Published 1980

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.10 out of 10)
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21 Responses to “Sternenreiter”

  1. Tat Wood Says:

    Ach, just cut a picture out of a copy of TWEN from 1970 and have done with it.

  2. Cornelius Says:

    Why Germany lost the Olympic diving event.

  3. Tor Mented Says:

    Goodness! Han Solo! It is I, C-3PO! You probably do not recognize me because of the red boobs.

  4. fred Says:

    Why this artist didn’t give us the full spike high heels is beyond me. Probably didn’t want her to look over dressed.

  5. Ryan Says:

    @Tor – I sense a trend. Is there something about one of the figures on yesterday’s cover of Islands that you aren’t telling us?

  6. NomadUK Says:

    Fahrvergnügen!

  7. Bruce A Munro Says:

    You see, stars are really hot, so you don’t want to be overdressed while riding them.

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @fred—I dunno, those vampish slingbacks look like the perfect complement to a pair of white cotton briefs and a set of over-engineered teat shields. She’s ready to party!

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    I think I know where she landed up next… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmcrGNHvPvI

  10. Tor Mented Says:

    @Ryan: The quote I first posted for the “Viernes” cover is a genuine, for-real C-3PO quote from “Star Wars VII – The Force Awakens,” except that I changed just one word. I think you can guess which one.
    Why post it again? Because I’m silly.

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Another book which was doomed to bad covers worldwide.

    I see the teat shields, but WTF is that on her right thigh? Inexplicable German engineering? Pocket watch or stopwatch attached to her panties?

    She does seem to be wearing one moderately sensible slingback pump, but no idea about the other, since feet remain hard to draw. Why she’s got a shoe on in free fall or while diving, no one knows.

    @NomadUK: It needed to be said.

    @BC: I’m not sure those bikini briefs are cotton. They seem to have the texture of an adult diaper, which I guess is useful when you’re weightless and incontinent.

  12. Hammy Says:

    Hm. I’m trying to figure out that decorative band on her right bicep. I’ve heard of cuff bracelets, but that’s like something from ancient Egypt or thereabouts. Plus, it’s pretty tight, so I wondered for a moment if it was a tourniquet instead.

  13. Bruce A Munro Says:

    It’s fundamentally a _boring_ cover, if you aren’t a 13 year old male living at the end of the 70s. There’s nothing that really says Science Fiction: throw in a gun and it’s a spy novel.

  14. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Throw in a mat and it’s a hot yoga novel.

  15. NomadUK Says:

    Throw in a jade egg and it’s a Gwyneth Paltrow exercise book.

  16. Ryan Says:

    Throw in a spatula and it is a cookbook.

  17. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @Ryan: IT’S A _COOKBOOK_!!!

  18. GSS ex-noob Says:

    LOL to this last run.

    I can’t figure what’s going on with her… necklace? either.

  19. Emster Says:

    Throw in a wrench and it’s a poster in every backwoods auto shop across the continent. I was hoping someone else would know about/’splain the pocket watch if I waited a couple of days…

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Emster: Maybe it’s thrown in to be a poster in watch repair shops?

  21. JuanPaul Says:

    RedBull’s bellyflop champion, 1980. The rules were a little looser then.

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