preload
Oct 23

Sacrifice of the Widow

Add comments

This Charlotte's Web reboot blows

Max Bathroom Comments: She’s got legs, and she knows how to use them…

Published 2010

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.00 out of 10)
Loading...

Tagged with: • • • • • • •

14 Responses to “Sacrifice of the Widow”

  1. Tat Wood Says:
    October 23rd, 2023 at 10:22 am

    That’s one hell of an Instagram filter Shelob’s got.

    But is the widow being sacrificed, doing the sacrificing, hosting the sacrifice ceremony or the recipient of whatever’s sacrificed?

  2. Francis Boyle Says:
    October 23rd, 2023 at 11:23 am

    Well, that’s one way to solve the “I can’t draw feet” problem.

  3. NomadUK Says:
    October 23rd, 2023 at 1:25 pm

    But does she have Bette Davis eyes?

  4. fred Says:
    October 23rd, 2023 at 1:25 pm

    You role a 20 sided die for protection against lilac covers. You lose and cannot close your eyes for 1 minute.

  5. Tor Mented Says:
    October 23rd, 2023 at 6:36 pm

    (shudder) While I support individual choice in these matters, I really don’t care for it when a woman doesn’t shave her legs.

  6. B. Chiclitz Says:
    October 23rd, 2023 at 7:13 pm

    Forgotten Realts?

  7. fred Says:
    October 23rd, 2023 at 7:41 pm

    Forgette Two-To-Too Realts?

  8. Bruce A Munro Says:
    October 23rd, 2023 at 8:07 pm

    Worst. Kinder Eggs surprise. Ever.

  9. Leak Says:
    October 23rd, 2023 at 10:35 pm

    I mean it’s not Evil Spinnerette from Spinnerette, but it’s also not The Stalk from Saga…

    Also, I didn’t know that Driders hatched from eggs…

  10. GSS ex-noob Says:
    October 23rd, 2023 at 11:52 pm

    Now this is more like. An 8.4 rating!

    This cover manages to be dull AND ugly at the same time, truly worthy of GSS.

    This costume will be the least popular at the Halloween party this weekend. Taking up all the space, and goth girl busy posing.

    “Ugh, who invited Lisa? She’s always wearing that costume, doesn’t have any other ones. It’s getting kind of ratty.”

    “I know, right? She’s had that since high school. Takes up half the room, and when you inevitably run into her, she does that stupid hiss.”

    @BC, fred: FΘRGΘΠEΠ REALTS. Those are absolutely thetas and pis.

  11. Emster Says:
    October 24th, 2023 at 3:08 am

    The lady does not look very penitent to me… I’m with @GSSxn – that’s the girl who wrecks perfectly good Halloween parties. She’s pouting because her date slammed one of the legs in the car door and she had to make her big entrance with just 5.

  12. Max Bathroom Says:
    October 24th, 2023 at 11:07 am

    @Leak
    I think it’s supposed to be a cocoon not an egg, and she’s some sort of uber spider demon heavy of Llolth’s rather than a Drider. I was a bit peeved about that, if I’m honest, as it looked a bit of a cop out and the character was prime Drider, or even Chetthingy material…

  13. fred Says:
    October 24th, 2023 at 1:09 pm

    Book 2 in the series.

    I know what boys like
    I know what guys want

    https://www.amazon.com/Storm-Dead-Lady-Penitent-Book-ebook/dp/B0036S4BO4?ref_=ast_author_dp

  14. Bruce A Munro Says:
    October 24th, 2023 at 5:54 pm

    That font looks deliberately “spooky”, in a vaguely handicrafty, rural way. What would that be? Blair Witch Sans Serif 5.0?

Leave a Reply