Oct 25

Have some chicken soup

Good Show Sir Comments: Mother of … God, what was that?

Published 1997

Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.00 out of 10)

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14 Responses to “Mother of Winter”

  1. Tat Wood Says:

    Considering the other option inherent in the word ‘mother’, we ought to be grateful that the cold winds were eminating from her porridge-bowl.

  2. Jonathan Oliver Says:

    “Waiter! There is a Tilda Swinton in my soup!”

  3. Max Bathroom Says:

    “I can’t read anything in your tea leaves with all that wind, dear, but the blizzard blowing out of the cup is unlikely to be a good sign…”

  4. fred Says:

    This winter’s gonna be a son of a bitch.

  5. Tor Mented Says:

    Jonathan Oliver beat me to the Tilda Swinton reference. I think she’d have a solid lawsuit for appropriation of her likeness.

  6. Francis Boyle Says:

    When those deadly cold forces threaten doom try our magical Vaporub. (Side effects may include hair loss, smugness, and partial body invisibility. Do not use if pregnant with any type of season.)

  7. Emster Says:

    Looks like she’s coming out of the top of a teapot – Venice Beach boardwalk performance of Beauty and the Beast featuring a lot of tattoos, piercings, and adlibbed song and dance that only makes sense if you ate some of the special brownies being served by the roller skating feather duster.

    PS – the SPOON that came to Darwath!

  8. Tor Mented Says:

    Mother % Winter? Hopefully your mother is no more that 25% winter.

  9. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Jonathan beat us to it. GSS! La Swinton could have sued as @Tor thought.

    But if she is the Mother of Winter, does the bowl instead contain dry ice? As @Tat said.

    @Emster: Quick, link this to the Sarnath page! Also, nice imagery on the boardwalk show. GSS.

    @Tor: Could be “Mother ♪ Winter” (fits with @Emster’s idea) and this is Tilda’s album cover.

  10. TheBlueAreComing Says:

    I expected more from Alien Nation fanfic.

  11. Tat Wood Says:

    So Edgar and Johnny got their hair from their dad’s side of the family.

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “Drink up your elemental soup if you want to grow up to be a big strong sorceror supreme!”

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @TheBlue, Tat, Bruce: GSS!

  14. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Tilda Swinton Starring in

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