When those deadly cold forces threaten doom try our magical Vaporub. (Side effects may include hair loss, smugness, and partial body invisibility. Do not use if pregnant with any type of season.)
Looks like she’s coming out of the top of a teapot – Venice Beach boardwalk performance of Beauty and the Beast featuring a lot of tattoos, piercings, and adlibbed song and dance that only makes sense if you ate some of the special brownies being served by the roller skating feather duster.
October 25th, 2023 at 9:32 am
Considering the other option inherent in the word ‘mother’, we ought to be grateful that the cold winds were eminating from her porridge-bowl.
October 25th, 2023 at 10:25 am
“Waiter! There is a Tilda Swinton in my soup!”
October 25th, 2023 at 12:55 pm
“I can’t read anything in your tea leaves with all that wind, dear, but the blizzard blowing out of the cup is unlikely to be a good sign…”
October 25th, 2023 at 1:02 pm
This winter’s gonna be a son of a bitch.
October 25th, 2023 at 1:24 pm
Jonathan Oliver beat me to the Tilda Swinton reference. I think she’d have a solid lawsuit for appropriation of her likeness.
October 25th, 2023 at 1:49 pm
When those deadly cold forces threaten doom try our magical Vaporub. (Side effects may include hair loss, smugness, and partial body invisibility. Do not use if pregnant with any type of season.)
October 25th, 2023 at 2:23 pm
Looks like she’s coming out of the top of a teapot – Venice Beach boardwalk performance of Beauty and the Beast featuring a lot of tattoos, piercings, and adlibbed song and dance that only makes sense if you ate some of the special brownies being served by the roller skating feather duster.
PS – the SPOON that came to Darwath!
October 25th, 2023 at 2:29 pm
Mother % Winter? Hopefully your mother is no more that 25% winter.
October 25th, 2023 at 11:25 pm
@Jonathan beat us to it. GSS! La Swinton could have sued as @Tor thought.
But if she is the Mother of Winter, does the bowl instead contain dry ice? As @Tat said.
@Emster: Quick, link this to the Sarnath page! Also, nice imagery on the boardwalk show. GSS.
@Tor: Could be “Mother ♪ Winter” (fits with @Emster’s idea) and this is Tilda’s album cover.
October 26th, 2023 at 3:06 am
I expected more from Alien Nation fanfic.
October 26th, 2023 at 12:54 pm
So Edgar and Johnny got their hair from their dad’s side of the family.
October 26th, 2023 at 7:00 pm
“Drink up your elemental soup if you want to grow up to be a big strong sorceror supreme!”
October 26th, 2023 at 7:12 pm
@TheBlue, Tat, Bruce: GSS!
November 1st, 2023 at 4:35 pm
Tilda Swinton Starring in
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SKINHEAD SOUL