Apr 30
Musketeers are sooo awesome… Could we get one on the cover, drawing his sword, with some huge glowing red energy eminating from the blade which in turn is revealing a guys evil green eye and obvious evil twin goatee?
Musketeers are sooo awesome… Could we get one on the cover, drawing his sword, with some huge glowing red energy eminating from the blade which in turn is revealing a guys evil green eye and obvious evil twin goatee?
April 30th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I’m confused as to how exactly the sword is leaving the scabbard. Is it via the Nymph Of Pure Energy hopping about it?
Is the musketeer’s – sorry, paladin’s – left fist actually an extension of your own index finger as you cup the book in your hands?
Is the sword’s hilt by some magick extending out of the front page and into my mind?
And what’s going on with that feather? It teases! It threatens! Part of it’s in the shape of a cowboy hat!
April 30th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
“Is the musketeer’s – sorry, paladin’s – left fist actually an extension of your own index finger as you cup the book in your hands?”
LMAO, awesome observation.
Is there such a thing as an evil paladin… aparantly there is…
April 30th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Haha yea that is a good observation 😀
Not evil per say… but possibly suggesting that the character could possible be morally ambiguous?
April 30th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
…he’s clearly evil… you even pointed out the evil twin goatie, evil eyes and glowing red light from his sword, and gay feathers in his hat too… ergo he’s gay. eh, i mean evil, QED
June 20th, 2013 at 2:38 am
And they said Cary Elwes would never be able to play sinister. Ha!
Just add creepy goatee and voila! Evil. Oooh.
October 23rd, 2013 at 1:43 pm
Originally subtitled, “Paladins II: Electric Boogaloo”.
October 23rd, 2013 at 7:33 pm
This cover is even better if you speak the title in the voice of the French knights from Monty Python & the Holy Grail.
December 17th, 2015 at 6:55 pm
I didn’t know they had lightsabers in pre-revolutionary France!
January 22nd, 2017 at 7:49 pm
Joel must have been quite chuffed to have decorative cabinet door hinges either side of his name.
I own a better Musketeer/Cavalier hat than that one, and I’m not even an amateur paladin. I just like fancy hats. (<– pls. pretend last sentence typed in Gothic font, hokay? Fancy hats iz gut.)