Jul 08
Click for full imageLauren Comments: The expressions on their faces have always bothered me–is he thinking about smashing her head with that statue? Is she considering using the trapdoor to dump him in a garbage pit?
Published 1991
Many thanks to Lauren!
(Average: 6.93 out of 10)
Loading...
Lastest Tweet
July 8th, 2010 at 10:13 am
‘As you can see, doctor, there’s something very wrong with my stool …’
July 8th, 2010 at 11:18 am
“So nice to finally meet you, mr. Bond.”
July 8th, 2010 at 11:49 am
Helen Mirren will sit for anything.
July 8th, 2010 at 11:50 am
“The kingdom is yours…if you can use that knickknack to steady my credenza.”
July 8th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
“this is nothing like your pictures on eBay.”
July 8th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
He looks like Val Kilmer.
July 8th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Val Kilmer to Alien elderly woman: “Was Top Gun really that big on your planet that you present me with this award?”
July 8th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Now a Major Motion Picture starring Christian Slater.
July 8th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
She is wondering if he can find out WHAT the thing in his hand is and what it is used FOR and HOW.
The answer is NSFW. Absolutely.
Now would someone please get those pictures out of my head?
July 8th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Val Kilmer Lookalike: “That’s a nice friendship gift, thank you… what does this button do… HEY! This gizmo vibrates!”
Alien [snickers]: “April Fools!”
July 8th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
“I recommend this product to your people. To help maintain your quiffs”
July 9th, 2010 at 4:51 am
Nice to see Nancy Reagan getting work.
July 9th, 2010 at 11:21 am
Good one, John T!
I thought there were horns growing out of her head, but it’s just the back of her stupid alien back-to-the-porthole-so-you-can-see-the-stars/planet chair. Sad.
July 15th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
I am David Boreanaz, outer space art appraiser.
November 5th, 2013 at 2:48 pm
“Pharaoh, Pharaoh! Oh, baby, let Val Kilmer go. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.”
January 1st, 2015 at 9:04 pm
I’ve spent ten minutes trying to make a ‘Comet Lovejoy’ joke work.
Happy 2015.
May 21st, 2022 at 5:08 am
… starring a young Jeff Bridges and E.T.’s mom!
(but, yeah, I could totally see Val, Christian or David – those pouty movie guys…)
May 21st, 2022 at 9:18 pm
@Emster: It’s like a low budget movie that couldn’t afford Val, Christian, David, or Jeff, so they got the non-union Mexican equivalent for both star and director.
(Boo-urns)
May 24th, 2022 at 12:00 am
With pseudo-Val Kilmer the cover looks like Real Genius meets Antiques Roadshow…. In spaaace!
“What do you mean it’s only worth 100 quadloos ? I ought to vaporize your planet, you monkey rug merchant!”