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Click for full imageRichard P Comments: Gary was beginning to regret that he’d neglected his garden.
Published 1966
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Published 1966
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April 6th, 2011 at 9:30 am
“Find the equation for non-conformity — or else!”
This brings back a childhood trauma… my parents often told me:
“Find the equation for matching your socks — or else!”
April 6th, 2011 at 10:25 am
“Priiiime! Prime Mov-ah! Baby you’re miiiiine! I’m The Groov-ah!”
So that’s what happened to Zodiac Mindwarp.
April 6th, 2011 at 10:36 am
“In that planetary game, was he pawn or prime-mover?”
Is this a rhetorical question?
April 6th, 2011 at 12:14 pm
I’m gonna go home and mow my lawn…
April 6th, 2011 at 12:40 pm
I’m thinking hair is a big part of the equation.
April 6th, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Is that Rex Ready on the first cover?
April 6th, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Tom> I believe Rex Ready has family:
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/05/time-spikey/
And the one time Gary actually goes about spraying some weeds… he gets attacked by a giant monster. There is a lesson there kids!
April 6th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
***“In that planetary game, was he pawn or prime-mover?â€
***Is this a rhetorical question?
No, it’s answered on page 237. Just after the bit where the creature’s three-fingered hands are explained. And the Spartan helmet is accounted for.
April 6th, 2011 at 3:17 pm
First one: ‘hands up all those who want to learn the Asbestos Suit Boogie from me.’
Second: I can’t take my eyes off his unteleported giant yellow right nipple.
April 6th, 2011 at 7:44 pm
Hey, wait a minute!
The title clearly states, “The UNteleported Man”… while the cover just as clearly shows a man being teleported!
Surely this is the first time in history that an SF book cover promises something that doesn’t happen inside the book!
April 6th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Surely most, if not all, of men alive today are unteleported. I don’t see what’s so special about this one.
April 6th, 2011 at 9:55 pm
Aren’t we all unteleported? Well except for Jeff Goldblum.
June 26th, 2011 at 2:32 am
LIzard: Greetings! (In Russian)
March 2nd, 2013 at 12:55 am
‘Oi! Put that down! I’m tryin’ ta find the lavs, is all!’
And on the back side:
‘Wouldn’t you know it, first teleportation and they put me nude in front of Harvey and Mitch. Someone get me a mop.’
@Phil: you’ll notice that the reptile has 4 digits on one hand, 3 on the other. And 2 fangs in his lower jaw, 1 in his upper.
April 26th, 2014 at 3:45 pm
Who Moved My Prime? A textbook on reptilian management; this time the littlepeople get eaten if they ask for better conditions.
The Unteleported Man cover looks like the Jazz Cafe circa 1989; shaven-headed blokes in smocks and shades playing Hammonds and various other attempts to pretend it was 1965.
April 27th, 2014 at 12:46 am
//equation for non-conformity – or else!
//
//apologies for the awful formatting
//
for (int i = 0; i < 0; i++)
{
if (NonConformity == True || ace <= baen)
std::cout << "Failure to conform." << std::endl;
break;
else if (!NonConformity)
std::cout << "Conformist." << std::endl;
else
std::cout << "You have been unteleported into another mans crotch." << std::endl;
}
April 27th, 2014 at 12:54 am
oh, my aching sides…lol
May 1st, 2014 at 7:06 pm
I like the cursor rollover caption, but shouldn’t that be—
“What up Liz! HIGH FOUR! Yeaaahhhhaaaaa!”
May 1st, 2014 at 9:07 pm
I am trying for the second time to post this quite innocuous comment. Last time it went into “awaiting moderation” mode then disappeared. There are mysteries wrapped within riddles inside enigmas galore.
As I said, I like the cursor rollover comment, but shouldn’t it be “What up Liz! HIGH FOUR! Yeaaaaahhhhaaaaa!”?
May 1st, 2014 at 9:50 pm
Nothing seems to be getting through now. Consider this a message in a bottle, maybe a Klein Bottle.