May 24
Jami Comments: I’ll just let everyone else make their own captions for Space Fabio. You know, lingerie in space doesn’t seem practical.
Published 1995
Jami Comments: I’ll just let everyone else make their own captions for Space Fabio. You know, lingerie in space doesn’t seem practical.
Published 1995
May 24th, 2012 at 10:45 am
“Ah! Sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found theeeeee!”
May 24th, 2012 at 1:45 pm
What’s holding her up? Zero-G or… Or….
May 24th, 2012 at 3:55 pm
All I’ll say is that if lingerie in space is impractical, how practical is it to have a cape that pins directly to your bare chest?
May 24th, 2012 at 4:59 pm
LOL I didn’t even notice that, Andrew. Of course, there is a chain or something that goes between the medallions.
This is from my personal collection. Yes, I read romance novels and I’m not ashamed of it! I also read mysteries, thrillers, comic books….
May 24th, 2012 at 5:09 pm
How come Susan doesn’t rate two of those super special S’s?
May 24th, 2012 at 6:11 pm
Maybe his thumb is on her belly button, and he’s in the process of deflating her. 😉
May 24th, 2012 at 10:00 pm
I see the tagmeister is fed up with DAMSELS and is now identifying space ladies as DASMELS.
So according to Amanda Quick, Susan Krinard was born to write romance… but was unfortunately lumbered with servicing the fantasy and science fiction genres.
Not to be consued with Ben Bova’s book: http://library.risingshadow.net/images/books/5774.jpg
…nor with Cordwainer Bird’s creation: http://www.goodreads.com/trivia/show/70383-bc-the-starcrossed-908278-the-starcross
May 24th, 2012 at 10:01 pm
Of course, I meant CONFUSED, not consued. Serves me right for critiquing the tagmeister.
May 24th, 2012 at 11:46 pm
There may be a chain between those medallions, but that still doesn’t explain how they are kept in place. That billowing cape should be strangling him.
May 25th, 2012 at 6:56 am
Sequels were SPACE FABIO GOES TO WASHINGTON and SPACE FABIO AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM.
May 25th, 2012 at 7:21 am
There is something rather weird going on with her far leg.
As for what she’s sitting on, Mr. Inscrutable Space Cape has a leg held out in front of him, and I suppose we are to assume she is being supported by it.
May 25th, 2012 at 10:44 am
Good work, Tagmeister, in fixing the typo!
May 26th, 2012 at 3:27 am
@Phil. “So according to Amanda Quick, Susan Krinard was born to write romance… but was unfortunately lumbered with servicing the fantasy and science fiction genres.”
Leading her compromise by writing “fantasy romance”, which, judging by the blurb, apparently consists of Georgette Heyeresque bodice-rippers… IN SPACE!!!
May 27th, 2012 at 11:00 am
@Jami, I don’t care if he has got a chain between his medallions, there’s still nothing holding the cape to his body. It must be fashionable to have magnetic implants in the pectorals.
They have to be in zero-G with all that hair and fabric floating around.
Maybe he’s about to impart a little rotation to his love, in preparation for Space Kama Sutra position 2001 “The Docking Sequence”. You can just imagine “The Blue Danube” playing in the background.
Too explicit? Feeling a little sheepish. Maybe he’s just going to take her for a spin.
She’s a bit toothy, though. Some rabbit in her ancestry? No knowing what these space-aristo’s get up to.
May 27th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Muttley, I don’t think she’s got buck-teeth, I think she’s sneering at him.
May 27th, 2012 at 2:47 pm
Well, she does appear to have a sightline right up his manly left nostril. Maybe he has a weasel up there? And of course, as anyone who’s cultured will tell you, it should be a ferret.
May 28th, 2012 at 6:03 pm
Maybe she’s a genetically engineered human-rabit hybrid. That could the teeth and the science fiction part.
June 13th, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Meh
May 3rd, 2015 at 9:51 am
Anyone else think the billowing skirt looks like a rather awkwardly placed third leg?
May 4th, 2015 at 10:41 am
“Susan Krinard was born to write romance… and go to the bathroom… and eat… and sleep… and many other things. Unfortunately, she was not born to write well.”
November 19th, 2015 at 4:25 pm
Full name of blurb quote writer: Ivana Amanda B. Quick
March 6th, 2016 at 1:51 pm
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