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Jul 30

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Jaouad Comments: The Galactic Writers’ Society’s annual outing got decidedly less high-brow as the day wore on.
Published 1995

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.58 out of 10)
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30 Responses to “Murder at the Galactic Writers’ Society”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “Can’t give up now… got a great idea for a Choose Your Own Adventure book!”

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Could the copy at the bottom of the cover could speak more poorly of the could Galactic Writer’s Society could could could?

  3. SI Says:

    “We call this system the pun-genocider. Write too many puns and out you go.”

  4. Rachel J Says:

    Ah, perhaps *this* was the First Experiment!

  5. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    34, 35, 36, 37….38.
    Man, are my arms burning!

  6. Sophaloaf Says:

    Could one writer and inexperienced android write the entire plot line in the form of a question at the bottom of this book cover?

  7. fred Says:

    That’s a big head. Looks like a crappy cut and paste job.

  8. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    J.O. Jeppson, you scamp!

  9. Smith Says:

    Impeccable teeth. Somebody’s been flossing.

  10. Smith Says:

    I can’t help wondering if the title betrays some delusions of grandeur, where the death of a writer could apparently cause interstellar war.

  11. Tom Noir Says:

    These olympic high dive events have really gotten out of control.

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “This crunch exercise is great! I can feel my abs getting harder!”

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    MULDER AT THE GALACTIC WRITERS’ SOCIETY.

    Unfortunately, Scully got dropped. Bad luck!

  14. anon Says:

    Flying girl is vacuuming again.

  15. Perry Armstrong Says:

    Jennifer Lien did not go easily when dropped from the Star Trek franchise.

  16. Ray P Says:

    Ripley at least buckled up before blowing the hatch.

  17. Tor Mented Says:

    They put up a “Caution: Wet Floor” sign and what does she do? She trips on it.

  18. fred Says:

    My guess as to the murderer in this game of Clue is Theodore Sturgeon in the L Ron Hubbard exhibit with the hard cover copy of Dangerous Visions.

  19. Max Bathroom Says:

    Things get really bad for the grinning dangler when the villain of the piece starts throwing the complete works of Asimov in hardback at those perfect teeth…

  20. Bruce A Munro Says:

    I see this universe subscribes to the Star Wars “no railings” philosophy. Or is she actually being pulled horizontally and that’s the back of a chair or something?

    (An “inexperienced android?” What is the android inexperienced at? Being an android?)

  21. Max Bathroom Says:

    @Bruce A Munro
    If that’s the android on the cover, they might need a bit more experience at using a lift…

  22. Francis Boyle Says:

    @Bruce

    It’s a sex thing – better not to ask.

  23. JuanPaul Says:

    She’s looking at something out of frame. It’s her old timey type writer about to collide with her face. Silly hipster.

  24. Tor Mented Says:

    Janet Asimov wrote books with her husband, and I’m guessing that she also attended various writers’ meetings and sci-fi conventions. So OK, I’m going to guess the plot of this book.
    The heroine is a Mary Sue. For most readers, the main draw is going to be how the author portrays and parodies other writers, who will be thinly disguised versions of famous sci-fi authors. There will be many in-jokes and perhaps a short, obnoxious character with a name something like Ellen Harleson (wink, wink.)
    Close?

  25. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tor: I haven’t read this, but I’d bet you’re right.

    Isaac also hung out with mystery writers, so a few of the characters will be parodies of them.

  26. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Looking at some reviews of the book online, it appears that the android is indeed the woman on the cover, and as for the self-insert part, it’s somewhat complicated by the writer being male and member of an alien species. On the other hand, the writer is married to a Space Princess, so perhaps it’s a commentary on her marriage to Asimov? 🙂

  27. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I’d kind of like to be the guy who’s about to walk out on that plank and start stepping on those fingers, slowly, one by one.

  28. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @B. Chiclitz (Twirls his mustache, laughs maniacally)

  29. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @BC: If she’s an android, might not work.

    Best to use a laser gun. Light saber. Space machete.

  30. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @GSSxn—Did I not mention I’d be wearing my special titanium-soled dilithium-powered Android-Grade Skechers®️? Nyah-ha-ha-ha!!

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