Sep 27

Well... where I come from... southern gentlemen are considered aliens!No larger image available

DaveFromGP Comments: As if the creature in the star spangled thong isn’t enough, I find my eyes drawn to the creature at the rear: “What are you gonna do? I’m a giant bat, bitches!”
Published 1983

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.71 out of 10)

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19 Responses to “The Wild Alien Tamer”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Take That 2112?

  2. Jaouad Says:

    I’m not entirely sure what that big pink thing in the background is hoping to achieve with those skinflaps it obviously thinks are its wings. It would have as much buoyancy as someone wearing a pink cape. Or perhaps it’s preparing to BASE jump in a wingsuit?

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    That is the look of the man who realizes…that the alien…is him.

  4. L.B. Says:

    My first thought was of a group photo – Bat-dude’s mugging for the camera.

  5. Bob Says:

    Curves and muscles in one package = more sales?

  6. SI Says:

    The guy with the moustache has the most womenly hips I have ever seen.

  7. Tom Noir Says:

    USA! USA! US… you know what, I don’t think we want to take credit for this one.

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    Young BEM, cos you’re in a new town I said
    Young BEM, there’s no need to feel down…

  9. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    The lion tamer sure has a lot of “junk in the trunk”.

  10. Yoss Says:

    Looks like a washed-up superhero team that never made the big time.

  11. Herm Says:

    I really thought the pink bat-chap was the alien-tamer.

  12. fred Says:

    Hollywood movie pitch # 234. A Full Monty/The Producers mash-up with aliens.

  13. Adam Roberts Says:

    Pink Bat-Chap: ‘Once I caught a fish and it was thi-i-i-is big!’

  14. Don Hilliard Says:

    I see Zed the Exterminator got himself a new fashion consultant, though I’m not sure pea-green jodhpurs are any improvement over the hip boots and red diaper…

  15. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    “Hey! Hey!! HEYYY! Yeah you! With the babies! Throw me a baby! Oh, COME ON, you threw him a snack-size dog!”

  16. Book Wench Says:

    I’m sure the invitation said “Dress casual”!

  17. A.R.Yngve Says:

    For some reason, all I can think is: “The FOX News hosts of the future.”

  18. AnnaT Says:

    The alien tamer, in his oversized jodhpurs and porn ‘stache, prepared with his business partner to exhibit their new performers: a green-skinned alien ogre in a thong designed like the American flag, and a red bat-person with a tendency to loom over people. What could possibly go wrong?

  19. Perry Armstrong Says:

    The thrilling adventures of Sylvester McCoy’s Doctor, a Tetrap, Patriotic Shrek holding Tintin’s dog, girly Sean Connery with a whip, and lizard.

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