Feb 20

A touch? Looks like you are coming down with strange to me!Click for full image

Scott B Comments: Birds-Hair and Prison-Face. Truly a duo for the ages.
Published 1978

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.48 out of 10)

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22 Responses to “A Touch of Strange”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    What it really needed was a single tear running from one of the windows. Though with the birds about, that could be mistaken for something else.

  2. Phil Says:

    I like that his eyebrows are brick ledges, thus permitting a bird to perch thereupon. Logical, but strange.

    Perhaps all prisons could be constructed along the same lines. The convicts inside would think they were just looking out of a window, but we passersby would know they were trapped inside a giant brick head.

    This cover could also serve for two Harlan Ellison books: I HAVE NO MOUTH (BECAUSE THE BRICKLAYER OMITTED TO GIVE ME ONE) AND I MUST SCREAM; and DEATHBIRD STORIES.

  3. SI Says:

    To me it looks like the bird on his eye just won’t shut up. And he can’t tell it to stop talking to him!

  4. Tom Noir Says:

    At first glance I read the cover as “A Touch of Sturgeon.” And I was like “You know, I think I’ll just have the salmon instead.”

  5. Tom Noir Says:

    Anyways, you know what they say: A bird in the eye is worth two in the hair.

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream” as interpreted by the bricklayers union.

  7. FearofMusic Says:

    Looking closely above the face, it appears as if not just the hair but the skull itself is made of birds.(birdhair,birdskull…birdbrain?) I can’t imagine how this relates to a story about one-night stand sexual encounters in America.

  8. Phil Says:

    @Tom Noir: funnily enough, there is another Theodore Sturgeon book which IS called “A Touch of Sturgeon”:

  9. fred Says:

    Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription… IS MORE COWSILL!

  10. David Cowie Says:

    Bird Hair and Prison Face. Together, they fight crime.

  11. SI Says:

    @Fred – I can’t tell if those are kids sitting at their feet or groupies… either way it doesn’t look very comfortable!

  12. Scott B Says:

    @David Cowie – That’s totally the line I should have gone with.

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Sturgeon’s Law, mk. II: 95% of everything is brick.

    This is also the first time a gentleman has said to a lady, ‘Excuse me! but my eyes are up HERE!’

  14. vampy-ra Says:

    My hair is birds, your criticism is invalid.

  15. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Bird with flower: “I think I look pretty dashing”

  16. hestia Says:

    The artist was a time-traveler; the woman is Felicia Day.

  17. Stevie T Says:

    The thing that really bothers me is there appears to be a rose growing out of her head….

  18. Herm Says:

    Bird-hair-person looks like a young man to me. Pharaoh Boy of the Jay People?

  19. Phil Says:

    Hmm. I was thinking Crystal Tipps and Alistair.

  20. Ray P Says:

    The Man in the Brick Mask. Take that Alexandre Dumas.

  21. L.B. Says:

    This title would make a great alternate title for this whole website.

  22. Calyx Says:

    A rejected design for ‘Another Brick In The Wall’, surely?

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