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Scott Comments: Sumo-Bellhead will defend his city from all threats! Published 1978
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Man, the new Godzilla movie is really disappointing.
First thoughts were of bell-related puns; bell-end naturally springing to mind. Then of kilts, and what may or may not be worn beneath.
Then I realised he was squatting. I’ll stop here.
I dare not think of the horror of standing in the street directly below that giant…
is that the guitar gun from ‘rx:chaos’? doesn’t look nearly as awesome here. guess it’s true; everything is cooler with cats
‘Oi! Oi, you pot-bellied bastard, that’s me railway model!’
I’m so glad I’m not at the MCG right now..
Philip Jose Farmer’s Behind and Balls of Terror
I’m wondering what he did to make the sky turn yelllow.
“After playing various computer games, Jeff taught his giant the correct method of displaying dominance… teabaging.”
Nobody wants to live in it, but the Shard obviously serves a practical purpose it it keeps this guy from dumping on London.
Bobby’s wish came true. HIS birthday party entertainment topped Sally’s balloon animal making clown by a country mile.
@Tat Wood 8—Could it be the day the fart-lighting competition just got out of hand?
Rent a flat at ‘The Walls of Terra’! Central location, close to shops…wood’s visible from every window.
Giants, the world is their toilet…
What the heck is going on on the front his… Bell-met?
..came in like a wreecckkkking ball….
Elmer Fudd on steroids.
Skyscraper my arse.
@Jaouad: I would, but there isn’t a big enough erection. (With all due respect to Tat@10)
See, you should NEVER invite the neighborhood Sumo wrestler to look at your table-top scale model. When they see a tiny city, they just roar “GOJIRAAA!!” and flatten it…
‘Sphere Science Fiction’…yes…very apt.
That man is a giant-sized refugee from “Mad Max”. How has no one else noticed this?
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January 27th, 2014 at 9:59 am
Man, the new Godzilla movie is really disappointing.
January 27th, 2014 at 10:09 am
First thoughts were of bell-related puns; bell-end naturally springing to mind. Then of kilts, and what may or may not be worn beneath.
Then I realised he was squatting. I’ll stop here.
January 27th, 2014 at 10:27 am
I dare not think of the horror of standing in the street directly below that giant…
January 27th, 2014 at 11:13 am
is that the guitar gun from ‘rx:chaos’? doesn’t look nearly as awesome here. guess it’s true; everything is cooler with cats
January 27th, 2014 at 11:43 am
‘Oi! Oi, you pot-bellied bastard, that’s me railway model!’
January 27th, 2014 at 12:02 pm
I’m so glad I’m not at the MCG right now..
January 27th, 2014 at 12:08 pm
Philip Jose Farmer’s Behind and Balls of Terror
January 27th, 2014 at 12:24 pm
I’m wondering what he did to make the sky turn yelllow.
January 27th, 2014 at 1:48 pm
“After playing various computer games, Jeff taught his giant the correct method of displaying dominance… teabaging.”
January 27th, 2014 at 3:11 pm
Nobody wants to live in it, but the Shard obviously serves a practical purpose it it keeps this guy from dumping on London.
January 27th, 2014 at 6:45 pm
Bobby’s wish came true. HIS birthday party entertainment topped Sally’s balloon animal making clown by a country mile.
January 27th, 2014 at 7:13 pm
@Tat Wood 8—Could it be the day the fart-lighting competition just got out of hand?
January 27th, 2014 at 7:22 pm
Rent a flat at ‘The Walls of Terra’! Central location, close to shops…wood’s visible from every window.
January 27th, 2014 at 9:58 pm
Giants, the world is their toilet…
January 27th, 2014 at 10:32 pm
What the heck is going on on the front his… Bell-met?
January 27th, 2014 at 11:17 pm
..came in like a wreecckkkking ball….
January 30th, 2014 at 6:04 pm
Elmer Fudd on steroids.
January 30th, 2014 at 9:48 pm
Skyscraper my arse.
January 30th, 2014 at 10:59 pm
@Jaouad: I would, but there isn’t a big enough erection. (With all due respect to Tat@10)
February 3rd, 2014 at 9:41 am
See, you should NEVER invite the neighborhood Sumo wrestler to look at your table-top scale model. When they see a tiny city, they just roar “GOJIRAAA!!” and flatten it…
August 6th, 2014 at 12:40 am
‘Sphere Science Fiction’…yes…very apt.
August 24th, 2015 at 11:54 pm
That man is a giant-sized refugee from “Mad Max”. How has no one else noticed this?