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Click for larger imageGood Show Sir Art Direction A vast ocean with ships sailing through it’s calm seas, the sun piercing through the picturesque clouds and trees with running rivers in the background. Oh, and a female werewolf resting her huge boobs on a sword, howling upwards with a dark halo…….what are you looking me like that for?
Published 1989
(Average: 5.34 out of 10)
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June 6th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Thought it should be noted that David passed away a couple of days ago now:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/8085289.stm
If it’s not too harsh to say, after a quick google at his other covers I want to check them out. 🙂
December 16th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
“AND IIII-IIIIII… WILLL AALWAYS LOVE YOOOUUU-UUUU…”
July 30th, 2011 at 12:23 am
Wow! The copy of Sorceress of Darshiva that I read looked nothing like this. Good thing, too, as I was in high school at the time and this sort of cover would only have gotten it confiscated. And, of course, there is no wolf-headed woman wielding a sword anywhere in the story. But there are boats…
February 8th, 2014 at 1:17 pm
Why does a man sail the seas? To find fame and fortune? To explore new lands and new civilizations? To discover adventure? To get away from a naked werewolf’s caterwauling and chromatic flatulence? For me, it was all of these…and more!
February 9th, 2014 at 1:05 am
Was Polgara the huge boobed werewolf sorceress? I read this in 91 and forget what happened.
No, I won’t google it.
February 9th, 2014 at 3:15 am
@rev–No, it was Polgara’s mom. But she was a wolf, or she was a woman. She didn’t go around halfway in-between howling Whitney Houston songs in her all-together. And would probably die of embarrassment if she saw herself pictured that way.
February 9th, 2014 at 9:18 am
Poledra! I forgot about her.
June 26th, 2020 at 5:27 am
Oh My God! She’s eaten Space Sheep!
June 26th, 2020 at 10:22 am
Rit-Tit-Tit
June 26th, 2020 at 12:51 pm
It’s HOWLING Time!
Howling with laughter.
June 26th, 2020 at 5:10 pm
She looks awfully shiny. Is she a were-fembot?
June 26th, 2020 at 10:09 pm
“Aaaaargh! My foot!!! How dumb was that??”
June 26th, 2020 at 11:48 pm
You can imagine her saying the title in much the same way as the dog on That’s Life said “Sausages!”.
June 27th, 2020 at 2:20 am
I’m surprised this doesn’t have the WTF tag, as that was my first thought. Only with all the letters, and pauses between the words.
It would have been a nice, if dull, cover, if the nude operatic werewolf swordswoman (a phrase I’ve never typed before and hope never to again) hadn’t wandered in from some bad self-published book cover. I mean… they could have at least gone with a mermaid for some consistency.
@Tat: alas, our faithful ovine friend!
@B’man: another tag that this needs.
@FB: in which case she’s wandered in from a J’ai Lu cover.
@THX: or yodeling it like “singing” dogs do, to be rewarded with Snausages. I bet a trained dog could just about produce a recognizable “Malloreon”.
June 27th, 2020 at 4:13 am
@THX: now you’ve triggered off a lot of Bob Carolgees engrams and that inexorably leads to me imagining that Vulpina here is doing the Basil Brush laugh.
June 28th, 2020 at 9:31 am
Art director: “I swear it looked a lot better in my head!”
June 30th, 2020 at 2:48 am
@Bruce:
Publisher: “And what ELSE was in your head at the time? By the looks of it, you might need to pee into this cup and we’ll send it to the lab.”