We sincerely apologize for the above cover. The people responsible for it have been sacked. The cover has now been replaced at the last minute and at great expense…
A Nøvel By
Gørdon Møøse Dicksøn
MISSIØN TØ UNIVERSE
Starring Sven The Famøus Møøse
“Hey Melvin, what are we playing exactly?”
“We’re on exciting adventures of the first starship commander to… to…”
“What?”
“…to challenge forbidden space!”
“Looks more like we’re challenging your granny’s llama farm… look out!”
“Watch out for their spitting!”
“OH CRAP! Too late! My favorite shirt!”
“Retreat to the starship!”
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March 16th, 2016 at 10:59 am
Yes, Mr. Blurb Writer, this cover certainly oozes excitement and the forbidden.
March 16th, 2016 at 11:21 am
Finally we see protagonists who look like the nerdy college-boy readership.
March 16th, 2016 at 11:24 am
@Dead Stuff: maybe the blurb is referring to their forbidden love?
March 16th, 2016 at 11:37 am
Look out, they’re a-llama-d, er, al-larma-d, um, armed-a-llama, oh forget it.
March 16th, 2016 at 11:40 am
@Perry: ¡Que estraño!
@THX: Alpacagitated?
March 16th, 2016 at 11:45 am
A young Bill Gates finds this book, sees the cover and immediately says: “This cover was made for me.”
March 16th, 2016 at 12:00 pm
Not so much a Dropship as a Teardropship.
March 16th, 2016 at 12:56 pm
Space Geeks On The Planet Of The Acid-Spitting Llamas
A Gripping Space-Yarn By Lionel Fanthorpe
March 16th, 2016 at 2:08 pm
‘Pardon me, do you have any Viagra? Our space ship seems to have developed a serious problem.”
http://www.bookshops.com.au/book_images/3221/0245039.jpg
March 16th, 2016 at 2:45 pm
The Teardropship explodes?
March 16th, 2016 at 2:54 pm
Las Llamas! Cue the Spanish guitar and castanets! 😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBaUmx5s6iE
March 16th, 2016 at 3:16 pm
Hypnotising Llamas with an Apple Watch? There’s an app for that.
March 16th, 2016 at 4:18 pm
Is that really a flashlight? A glowing orb? Lens flare? Must be integral to the plot somehow.
March 16th, 2016 at 4:21 pm
I think the llamas want the nerds to dance with them.
Either that or something is off about the legs of the llama in front.
March 16th, 2016 at 4:55 pm
‘Human! Your dignity or your life!’
‘…toughie.’
March 16th, 2016 at 5:02 pm
The one-L lama, he’s a priest,
the two-L llama, he’s a beast.
And I will bet a silk pyjama,
there isn’t any three-L lllama.
-Ogden Nash
http://wonderingminstrels.blogspot.com/2002/08/lama-ogden-nash.html
March 16th, 2016 at 5:04 pm
@JonK: Hop on the llama, and score with a fictional chanteuse!
March 16th, 2016 at 6:03 pm
Brief ventures of starship commander to sell niche deeds and fitch pathogen Ig extract
I, SINISTER VENOMOUS
March 16th, 2016 at 6:58 pm
@DSWBT (#17): You know, I just had to watch that video all the way through.
March 17th, 2016 at 12:44 am
@DSWBT #5: Al-packing heat.
March 17th, 2016 at 12:44 am
@fred: See our advert on Chinese GSS and in Golfing Magazine.
March 17th, 2016 at 7:00 am
We sincerely apologize for the above cover. The people responsible for it have been sacked. The cover has now been replaced at the last minute and at great expense…
A Nøvel By
Gørdon Møøse Dicksøn
MISSIØN TØ UNIVERSE
Starring Sven The Famøus Møøse
March 17th, 2016 at 9:06 am
How do you go on a “mission to universe”, anyway? Aren’t you already there?
March 17th, 2016 at 12:03 pm
@AR: I wøuld wåtch thåt. Nø, reålly!
March 17th, 2016 at 1:27 pm
@RachelJ: perhaps ‘universe’ is a verb?
Sven the Llama: ‘Hello, Star-Sailor! How about we re-arrange the universe so U-N-I are together?’
Bill Gates: ‘…’
March 17th, 2016 at 3:39 pm
@A.R. Yngve: You win. Forever
March 17th, 2016 at 4:05 pm
“We’re on a mission to universe…” – apologies to The Blues Brothers
March 18th, 2016 at 2:52 am
@RachelJ – My sentiments exactly. I would be way more impressed if someone went on a mission to somewhere ELSE than the universe.
…Mission to Galaxy…Mission to Planet…Mission to Continent…Mission to My House…
No, still doesn’t work on any scale.
March 18th, 2016 at 7:28 am
“Hey Melvin, what are we playing exactly?”
“We’re on exciting adventures of the first starship commander to… to…”
“What?”
“…to challenge forbidden space!”
“Looks more like we’re challenging your granny’s llama farm… look out!”
“Watch out for their spitting!”
“OH CRAP! Too late! My favorite shirt!”
“Retreat to the starship!”