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Click for full imageJuanPaul Comments: That expression you get when you realize that you are just cover bait for a bunch of 13 year old geeks.
Published 1980
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JuanPaul Comments: That expression you get when you realize that you are just cover bait for a bunch of 13 year old geeks.
Published 1980
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April 29th, 2016 at 10:17 am
A funny thing happened on the way to Gor.
April 29th, 2016 at 10:27 am
“He crossed the border between science and sorcery” and used it to create a large breasted VERY pissed off lady. Good show sir. Good show.
April 29th, 2016 at 11:37 am
He crossed the crystal structure between calcium and sulfates
THE WIZARD OF ANHYDRITE
April 29th, 2016 at 11:39 am
She divorced her husband because he bet their life savings on Leicester City winning the Premier League this year.
April 29th, 2016 at 1:07 pm
Wizard, show our studio audience what is behind Curtain #1 !
April 29th, 2016 at 1:09 pm
Back cover.
http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/987/1200987/1200987_150914092810_IMG_7105.JPG
I think we have a case of ‘bait and switch’ going on here.
April 29th, 2016 at 1:14 pm
Congratulations ! Susanna Reid – you are now married to Tom Cruise
– just what you always wanted !
April 29th, 2016 at 1:39 pm
@fred OK, NOW I have to read this book. Genuinely sounds awesome.
April 29th, 2016 at 3:17 pm
“Where’d you say that Wizard’s from?”
“Anharitte.”
“Gesundheit.”
April 29th, 2016 at 3:22 pm
Snow White and the 700 dwarfs?
April 29th, 2016 at 4:29 pm
@Fred: ‘Tito Ren’? He was one of the Ren 5ive. You remember, they had that Saturday morning cartoon show and a string of hits before Kylo went solo.
April 29th, 2016 at 4:47 pm
@Mark E @fred it actually does sound like a good read, but that would mean I would have to take this book to the cashier and be judged
April 29th, 2016 at 4:53 pm
The gargolylish man holding her chain has just realised what nobody else has, that the roof’s made of burned sugar and it’s about to rain.
April 29th, 2016 at 9:55 pm
I keep reading the title as ‘The Wizard of Amirite’, which in turn prompts me to read all subsequent posts thusly:
“Snow White and the 700 dwarfs. Amirite?”
April 30th, 2016 at 12:37 am
What exactly is going on? It’s an outdoor market with thousands of interested parties present, yet apparently one single item (person) for sale. For how long are the sellers expecting the sale to last? Have the sellers provided food, drink and facilities for the crowd? Are they expecting large groups of investors to join together, yet divvy up an indivisible commodity? This makes no sense at all. And fred’s back cover doesn’t help.
April 30th, 2016 at 1:36 am
@Dead Stuff: “… yet apparently one single item (person) for sale.”
Until James Bond turned up to spoil the party, the slave traders in ‘Never Say Never Again’ seemed to be operating on a similar business model. Granted that ‘single item’ was 1983 Kim Basinger (*sigh*), but still…
April 30th, 2016 at 1:58 am
Just where is the boundary between science and sorcery? Nowhere near here apparently. Perhaps it was crossed fifty miles back…
April 30th, 2016 at 4:01 am
Not to be outdone by Ted Cruz, Donald Trump announces his vice-presidential choice before a huge crowd of supporters.
April 30th, 2016 at 11:09 am
@Perry: I didn’t see that one…isn’t it NSNA regarded as one of the worst Bond/007 film scripts? 😉
April 30th, 2016 at 1:45 pm
Perry Armstrong (#14). I too read it as “Amirite”. I bet a lot of people did. Amirite?
April 30th, 2016 at 5:59 pm
I can’t help thinking of Virginia O’Brien, from 1940s musicals, doing her I’m-better-than-this-please-get-this-number-over-with performance. Especially this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0b074CwlVM
April 30th, 2016 at 7:15 pm
Cece bred horny, cheese-scented starboner weirdos.
FAT HAND I.E. THE RAZOR WIT
by Pink P. Cola
author of The Poona Cashew
May 1st, 2016 at 1:57 am
Is that (Space) Jesus over there next to the (Space) Cowboy? Because that’s the story I want to read. “(Space) Jesus and the Cowboy. They teamed up to travel the galaxy having wacky adventures and saving souls. Also they fight crime.”
May 2nd, 2016 at 5:17 pm
I have an explanation for the bored expression: She’s a spy, and only pretending to be a slave. Of course, the midget holding the chain doesn’t know that . . .
May 2nd, 2016 at 9:11 pm
@AnnaT: Maybe this is a hidden camera stunt, and Toothy is the only one not in on the joke?
May 3rd, 2016 at 7:13 am
Look! Over there in the crowd to the left… an Australian!
“G’day, mates! Anyone for a Foster’s? Wot’s goin’ on here…? Wot the…? HEY! That’s no way to treat a lady!”
May 3rd, 2016 at 7:16 am
The border between science and sorcery — also known as the Raw Food Zone…
May 4th, 2016 at 2:19 pm
Richard Corben is incapable of drawing women with tits smaller than their heads.
May 4th, 2016 at 4:45 pm
@Klaus: That creates the interesting mental picture of a grown man, pen in hand, paper on desk, alone late at night, sobbing as he clutches at a picture of Twiggy.
May 4th, 2016 at 4:49 pm
Alison Janney contemplates firing her agent.
November 25th, 2016 at 1:38 pm
Her expression and his body language make a bit more sense when you realise what he’s singing. Amirite?