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Nov 22

I want to read the story about the little harpy-guyClick to de-sheepen

Raoul Comments: In the future all dresses will be topless.
Published 1969

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.83 out of 10)
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15 Responses to “New Writings in SF-14”

  1. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    In the future, whenever you want to drift off to slumberland, a little harpy-guy will squeeze a brand-new futon out of a tube for you!

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    I think it’s time for a chrome-plated dildo tag.

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    In the future, man will explore the stars. Woman, though, will be stuck stuffing other woman between meshing gears leading to her inevitable mauling and demise.

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Wait…you can see the painted backdrop and film crew reflected in his helmet! CONSPIRACY! COVERUP!

  5. Tom Hering Says:

    Because nothing said “new” in 1969 like 20-year-old pulp imagery.

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    In the future, the new doll “Topless Sadist Barbie” will alarm parents (and everyone else).

  7. HappyBookworm Says:

    I want to say to the woman in the middle: “Watch out! Those gears may not be BEHIND YOU, but they will still hurt…”

  8. THX 1138 Says:

    “That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for WTF?!”

  9. fred Says:

    I see a buggy whip but she doesn’t have a buggy.

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh…….

  10. Anna T. Says:

    That bikini looks really uncomfortable. And she’s been forced to wear it while floating in front of a portable waterfall, wearing go-go boots, because she’s got a modelling contract. No wonder she looks so . . . thrilled.

    The other woman – pigtails, whip, front of her dress ripped off – is also wearing go-go boots. Given everything, I doubt her job is especially family-friendly.

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    The astronaut is like, “What exactly is my role on this cover?”

  12. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @fred:

    I see a little buggy whip in her hand
    Pair o’ boobs, pair o’boobs, will you beat the Armstrong-o?
    Exhibitionist slump, harpy checking her rump,
    Eek!

  13. Bibliomancer Says:

    Hey Buzz Lightyear, you are way overdressed. Why not strip down like the ladies?

  14. MelM Says:

    Is the owl wearing the Halloween mask so his friends don’t know he was on this cover?

  15. JuanPaul Says:

    The smallest person is in the foreground and the biggest person is in the background. This artist is toying with our minds.

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