Isn’t the lady going to get a cramp or three? And who mutilated her Achilles tendon so that she’s got Barbie doll feet? The fact she’s barefoot is explained by that; nobody can keep track of Barbie shoes. Doesn’t her handgun get thrown off balance by that long barrel?
Not that it’s going to matter, since taloned lion-moth is going to bite her head off in another second. Might be a taloned saber-toothed cat/moth. Could be partially bee. At least she won’t have to worry about the rubber bathing suit any more. Imagine trying to peel that off your bum.
Gordy was very unique, but this cover shows that even when you’re an undisputed master, you’re still going to get shit covers.
@ARY (1) not only the background figure, but the way his name’s written.
By the playful look on the girl’s face, she looks like she is waiting for just the right moment, then she’s going to turn around and squirt the lion in the face.
August 31st, 2017 at 8:46 am
Look CLOSELY at the figure in the far background… whoa! They tried to lure readers with subliminal Star Wars imagery.
(Sad thing is, it probably worked…)
August 31st, 2017 at 10:28 am
Tiger, tiger, turning shite…
August 31st, 2017 at 10:42 am
GSS Bad Body Armor Week was fun in the beginning but now it’s just making me sad and I can’t wait for it to end.
😬
August 31st, 2017 at 11:29 am
She’s holding a powerwash wand and wearing a rubber Onesie.
She’s here to clean your floor.
August 31st, 2017 at 11:53 am
George Tsui’s SF Worst
August 31st, 2017 at 12:25 pm
Another sad feline victim of stabby-jaw! When will our elected officials subsidize orthodontics for cats?
August 31st, 2017 at 1:34 pm
The gun also doubles as her prosthetic leg.
August 31st, 2017 at 1:37 pm
A perfect visual representation of midichlorians at work.
August 31st, 2017 at 2:37 pm
A less convincing Tiger Moth than the one Brains flew in ‘Thunderbird 6’
August 31st, 2017 at 2:52 pm
Once again it’s blurb-scrambling time:
“A science fiction trip to the far reaches of fascinating fantasy. Nine undisputed tales by a unique master!”
August 31st, 2017 at 4:16 pm
@BC – Not only is he unique, Gordon R. Dickson is the most unique.
August 31st, 2017 at 4:56 pm
A James Bond poster painted by a retard.
August 31st, 2017 at 4:59 pm
@B’Mancer—I’ll bet he’s also out standing in his field, and in a class by himself.
August 31st, 2017 at 8:12 pm
Well kids, here’s what happens when you try to turn yourself into a swastika and get stuck before you’re even halfways there…
September 1st, 2017 at 12:15 am
Invisible High Heels: For when you want to look somewhat like a Barbie doll at all times.
I don’t have an explanation for her torso and thigh troubles, though.
September 1st, 2017 at 2:45 am
Isn’t the lady going to get a cramp or three? And who mutilated her Achilles tendon so that she’s got Barbie doll feet? The fact she’s barefoot is explained by that; nobody can keep track of Barbie shoes. Doesn’t her handgun get thrown off balance by that long barrel?
Not that it’s going to matter, since taloned lion-moth is going to bite her head off in another second. Might be a taloned saber-toothed cat/moth. Could be partially bee. At least she won’t have to worry about the rubber bathing suit any more. Imagine trying to peel that off your bum.
Gordy was very unique, but this cover shows that even when you’re an undisputed master, you’re still going to get shit covers.
@ARY (1) not only the background figure, but the way his name’s written.
September 1st, 2017 at 2:59 pm
By the playful look on the girl’s face, she looks like she is waiting for just the right moment, then she’s going to turn around and squirt the lion in the face.
September 6th, 2017 at 2:29 am
That woman has a camel toe…at the end of her left leg!
September 6th, 2017 at 3:23 am
By Jove, DSWBT, you’re right.
I’m not sure she has a lower right leg, either.
What with camel feet on women and insect/lion hybrids, this is some real Dr. Moreau stuff.