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Click for larger imageJuanPaul Comments:“I told you to stop interrupting my Taiko practice!”
Published 1983
(Average: 7.38 out of 10)
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JuanPaul Comments:“I told you to stop interrupting my Taiko practice!”
Published 1983
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June 28th, 2018 at 11:35 am
“Ugh – argh – hey! Cool robot hand!”
June 28th, 2018 at 12:58 pm
Sos the Rock
Var the Paper
Neq the Scissors
June 28th, 2018 at 1:17 pm
Why Jaime Lannister doesn’t have a Neq sword for his right arm has always bugged me.
June 28th, 2018 at 2:00 pm
@fred GOT final season, Jamie gets a dragon-glass sword-hand!
June 28th, 2018 at 2:12 pm
What if Edward Scissorhands had been a buff cage-fighter rather than a goth/emo hairdresser?
June 28th, 2018 at 2:18 pm
Circle jerks
June 28th, 2018 at 2:28 pm
How does he get his leathers on? How does he go to the loo?
June 28th, 2018 at 2:42 pm
🎵🎵🎵
bad-um-dumb-dumb
Sos the Rope (dumb-da-dumb)
Var the stick (dumb-da-dumb)
Neq the sword (dumb-da-dumb)
Look at me-ee-ee
All together now (all together now)
All together now (all together now)
All together now (all together now)
All to-geth-er noooowwwww!
🎶🎶🎶
(apologies to the Beatles)
June 28th, 2018 at 4:34 pm
Those have got to be some of the worst prosthetics ever devised – all he can do is fight. He’d need help with eating, going to the toilet, etc.
June 28th, 2018 at 4:38 pm
@Anna T.: …and male grooming. America’s barbarous future still has hairdressers and waxing salons.
June 28th, 2018 at 4:53 pm
@B. Chiclitz – Nice! BTW Sos’s favorite Beatles song is “All You Need is Rope”.
June 28th, 2018 at 6:57 pm
@Bibliomancer—I guess Var’s would be “Stick Together”?
June 28th, 2018 at 7:10 pm
@B. Chiclitz – And Neq’s would be “Carry that Sword”?
June 28th, 2018 at 7:26 pm
@Bibliomancer—Of course. What else could it be? BTW, I like that “Florida man” stuff you were concocting with @JuanPaul. It could easily get out of hand, though, if we extend the rules and just put in “Florida” wherever we think it might be apt. Like here, for example, Battle Circle: The Visionary Trilogy of Florida’s Barbaric Future.
June 28th, 2018 at 7:26 pm
America’s Barbaric Future
So this book takes place in… 2019?
June 28th, 2018 at 8:45 pm
Hey you there. Think you could lend me a hand?
June 28th, 2018 at 10:43 pm
“Hey, Var. Maybe you could take this one, looks like your sort of fight. Sticks, you know. Var? Buddy? Please?”
June 30th, 2018 at 7:39 am
Huh. Somehow this cover is less than the sum of its previous separate covers.
Oh, that was just at first glance — embiggening reveals… too much.
Where’s Mr. The Rope?
Is the foreground guy Mr. The Eggbeater? B/c backgrounder could be The Sword.
And who’s Mr. The Valet for Bad Prosthetic (Florida) Man?
June 30th, 2018 at 9:57 am
“It slices! It dices! Cooking is made easy – with the new Kitchen Hand! Chop off your old hand NOW and call this number to order the amazing Kitchen Hand…”
June 30th, 2018 at 11:21 pm
“But wait, there’s more! Call in the next five minutes and we’ll send you the Wonder Towel absolutely free! Perfect for your frenemy who stands in the background doing nothing to throw over his shoulder! Call NOW!”
July 2nd, 2018 at 4:03 am
Sos the Rope?
Is that something like the old USA saying “So’s your old man!”?
July 2nd, 2018 at 2:25 pm
Oh yeah, kids say that all the time. “Man, that fidget spinner is so lit!” “So’s the Rope!” “Let me snapchat this!”
July 3rd, 2018 at 3:57 pm
I get the feeling the two human guys are twins. The fighting one looks up for a second, and recognizes his long-lost brother as the ogre makes a killing blow. Tragedy ensues. Prosthetic hand twin dies and stick twin has to finish the fight for revenge, all teary-eyed because although he found his twin at last, he never got to know him.
July 5th, 2018 at 7:18 pm
What, no jazz-hands tag?
July 5th, 2018 at 7:29 pm
@AS – Jazz Hands? They’re not even hands !
July 16th, 2018 at 8:21 pm
Come on @TW…Just cuz a guy is missing a couple of real hands, there’s no need to discriminate. You can see he’s clearly trying with what little he has….Ok, how about just Jazz Hand, without the plural 🙂
March 12th, 2020 at 9:57 am
It’s too early for a “Jazz Knives” tag, I guess.
January 22nd, 2022 at 4:46 pm
@ARY: I fell out of my chair. I would say that slayed me, but that might get too literal.
I kept on looking for an Oldsmobile Delta 88 on the cover….