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Dec 20

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JuanPaul Comments: The secret ingredient to Grandma’s gingerbread cookies will leave you feeling a little scorched.

Published 1983

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.67 out of 10)
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16 Responses to “Playing with Fire”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    “You can’t catch me, I’m the Gingerb- oh.”

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    It’s Mr Bill! Now in gingerbread! Oh noooo!

  3. Lillie Awesome Says:

    *SPOILER ALERT*

    The madness ends with me putting this back on the rack and quickly exiting the bookstore.

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    Them’s some quality flames there.

  5. fred Says:

    Given that cover blurb the entire book had better be in rhyme.

  6. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Beware your neighbors, watch your friends.
    Nobody knows where the madness ends.
    A gingerbread sex toy doll may look swell
    But will still consign you to the flames of hell.

  7. Tor Mented Says:

    Burma Shave

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tor M— 😉

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    Gavin McLeod is astonished to find that God hated ‘The Love Boat’.

  10. Tom Noir Says:

    Nothing quite says “jolly holiday spirit” like a little gingerbread man, his all-too-human eyes silently imploring you to put him out of his misery.

  11. JuanPaul Says:

    The directors cut of Shrek got an NC-17 rating.

  12. Anna T. Says:

    BURN THE GINGERBREAD HERETIC! BURN HIM!

    …sorry. Got a little exuberant there.

  13. JuanPaul Says:

    🎶 Ginger nuts roasting on an open fire
    Blisters nipping at your toes 🎶

    I am so sorry for that

  14. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @THX 1139: shouldn’t have trash talked Usain Bolt.

    I dunno about this cover: sure, it’s ugly as hell, but if the point was to creep out the reader, I’d have to say mission bloody accomplished.

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I rather like this cover, but is the book REALLY about screaming gingerbread men?

    (If it isn’t, and the cover is just a metaphor for something, I’ll be disappointed…)

  16. Tracy Says:

    This looks like the cover of a cheesy Goosebumps book that has a plot about a teenage boy turning into a gingerbread cookie.

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