Feb 16

WOW! All that moss sure knows where to cling to.Click for full image

Like a baseball bat to the face, we’ll hit our viewers with something special. A large forest women with rams horns and red curly hair. Perfect? Not quite. She’ll be wading her way through a swamp with another considerably smaller green tinted female watching. Now we’re perfect.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.06 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “The Tangle Box”

  1. SI Says:

    Damn, looks like we’ll have to get a magician to un-attach the o’s in brooks.

  2. CSA Says:

    Editor : Hmm Terry, theres just too many letters in your surname “Brooks”….
    Terry : Six letters is too many? Just use a smaller font, what the hell do i pay you for?
    Editor : I made rice crispie biscuits….
    Terry : You’re not going to use a smaller font, are you?
    Editor : …they have cheese sprinkles

    I read first three possibly 4 of his Sword of Shannara when i was like 14, which i enjoyed. I didn’t like the direction of the 2nd series set in that world and gave it up about 40 pages in. I think the book above is vaguely comedy, but i could be wrong

  3. SI Says:

    Cheese sprinkles on rice crispie biscuits? You’re no man…

    ‘Ohhh so you used the herbal essences with added radiation. Well your hair does look fantastic.’

  4. CSA Says:

    “Why thank you, i also use herbal essences conditioner to sort out that tangle in my er… box…” -call me a taxi, i’ll get my coat.

    BTW Did you see Barclays profits were £11.6bn this financial year?! Who’d have thought fantasy writing was so profitable???

  5. CSA Says:

    multiple posts win.

    Just looking at the background of that photo. Someone seriously wanted rid of their Simon Green novels… then again, he did write the novel adaptation of a Kevin Costner movie
    *crosses fingers that Simon who posts here isnt Simon Green lol*

  6. Simon Says:

    I’m not.

  7. SI Says:

    *coughs to break the awkward silence*

  8. CSA Says:

    Who would have guessed there are atleast two Simons in the UK

  9. CSA Says:

    I found the original picture on the artists website. original artwork

    I actually quite like the art when you see it in full detail, but still wouldnt want it on a cover

  10. Simon Says:

    Not my intention to cause awkwardness.

    I’ve heard rumours about a third Simon but frankly I think that’s ridiculous.

  11. CSA Says:

    “The Third Simon” by Dan Brown

  12. stevetalbert Says:

    you can bet that box is tangled

  13. Ragtatter Says:

    I HAVE this book. Surprisingly enough, the cover is relevant to the story.

  14. Stevie T Says:

    The Magic Kingdom of Landover series was actually pretty good–for the first 2 books. The third one was OK, but then this one came out. I found the cover to be very off-putting. Everything about this cover screamed at me, “Don’t Buy It!!!!” Reeeally should have listened….Needless to say, I haven’t read any of the rest of the series since then.

  15. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    When She-Hulk met Miss Megabytes of Ram …

  16. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I like to think that this picture was painted of the scene where She-Ram fell out of the tree into the muck and is now trying to recapture the awe of her visitor.

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