Aug 05
Click for full imageColette’s Art Direction: I want a sultry naked blonde chick right up front, but she should be part supermodel and part sasquatch. She’ll need tiny webbed talon paws, a foxtail, and wings- or maybe just one big wing! And throw in a little hot genie-on-genie action for good measure.
Published 1982
(Average: 6.27 out of 10)
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August 5th, 2011 at 10:06 am
Is this what Jimi Hendrix had in mind?
August 5th, 2011 at 11:41 am
Has this ever happened to you? You’re “rubbing the lamp” and you catch two genies making out?
SO AWKWARD.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
“A lusty hero, a quest, action, intrigue, magic, mystery, an atomic man-tiger, an average low priced lunch, something with a lot of feathers, a twist you’d never guess, drunken pillaging, welding with no safety goggles, car chases, waking up in the morning with a mouth tasting like a horses anus mixed with the entire contents of frequently used ash tray and a dead pizza delivery boy,
all add up to a rousing tale!”
August 5th, 2011 at 3:14 pm
But all I see on the cover is action and magic.
August 5th, 2011 at 11:58 pm
You forgot the hairy woman’s horns. Obviously someone was going for the succubus look here – someone who’s a furry that is.
August 6th, 2011 at 9:36 am
Oh hell, now it’s winged> cat-people.
…She put two djinn into a single bottle and shook it to see if they’d fight, but this is good too.
August 6th, 2011 at 9:41 am
Looks like I screwed that up good. Sorry.
while we’re at it, I think those are supposed to be pointed kitty-ears. Like someone took that old standby of crappy covers, the cat person, and added lots of feathers and naked.
August 6th, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Ah – well, they looked like horns to me but you’re probably right.
Still, looks like something the furries on Deviant Art would draw. All it needs now is some cannibalism and it would fit right in.
August 7th, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Omizantrim. That’s in Northern Ireland, isn’t it?
August 9th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
The thing is, that cover is completely accurate! There IS a nekkid furry cat-woman, and there are two two genie-like creatures, and they do have genie-sex!
Blame the book, not the cover!
August 9th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Great material for a drinking game: Everyone has to say “Omizantrim” five times in a row — and the ones who can do it without stuttering get to drink a beer. Then continue through elimination rounds, until the winner stands (or reels) alone…
January 9th, 2017 at 5:57 am
Ask your doctor if Omizantrim is right for you. Side effects may include drowsiness, upset stomach, headache, and hallucinations of winged cat people and genie sex. See our ad in this month’s Playboy.