Lessee..definitely in need of the Phil! Behind you! tag. And I believe there is a ‘perspectives issues’ tag as well. This qualifies for that as well, (look at the car, then look at the house it is in front of. How tiny ARE the locals?)
If we had a mutant anatomy tag she could have that as well. Those legs. Yipes!
September 21st, 2012 at 1:59 pm
“Help! My eyes are exploding! Wait, where are you going?”
September 21st, 2012 at 2:29 pm
“Geez, the car alarms round here are extreme – I only brushed past it!”
September 21st, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Wow, Chrysler/Dodge K-cars really were everywhere back then.
September 21st, 2012 at 3:16 pm
At first I thought the lighting on the damsel’s face was coming from the wrong angle.
Then I realized, she’s looking forward and to her left.
Therefore, however horrible a griffin/gryphon/jroeghynn/whatever is, there is something even more horrible and also glowing right in front of her.
Maybe it’s the real gryphon king? And that’s the gryphon self-park lot attendant in the back?
September 21st, 2012 at 4:25 pm
What is a “human confusion”?
September 21st, 2012 at 6:25 pm
Green Lantern – Vice Cop
September 21st, 2012 at 8:09 pm
Wow, there sure are a lot of TINGS here…
And why is the girl trying desperately to get her jacket off you ask? It’s quite well known that gryphons have a thing for tie-dye shirts.
September 21st, 2012 at 9:15 pm
Behind you!
Yeah I know, that’s why I’m running. In this peculiar way.
I’m so pleased that the author of WINDMASTER’S BANE wrote another novel, and one that doesn’t focus on windmasters or banes.
September 21st, 2012 at 10:42 pm
All I can think about is, “Mine… Mine… Mine… Mine Mine Mine Mine!”
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:32 am
I don’t believe she’s running. I believe the Gryphon’s evil magic is in the process of shrinking her left leg. No wonder she looks so alarmed.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:54 pm
Well, “human confusions†pretty much sums up everything about this cover…
September 24th, 2012 at 12:35 pm
The fashion police’s methods may SEEM harsh, but that blouse really is a crime against humanity.
September 24th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
OK, this is a gigantic Ting!/Lens flare. And it’ s green. It’s not tagged however.
September 25th, 2012 at 12:00 pm
I’m wondering at the texture on the wings. Those don’t look like they’re even *intended* to be feathers.
September 25th, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Can anything fly with wings made from savoy cabbage?
November 13th, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Those aren’t wings. They are sea-turtle flippers.
June 18th, 2013 at 4:49 am
Lessee..definitely in need of the Phil! Behind you! tag. And I believe there is a ‘perspectives issues’ tag as well. This qualifies for that as well, (look at the car, then look at the house it is in front of. How tiny ARE the locals?)
If we had a mutant anatomy tag she could have that as well. Those legs. Yipes!
June 18th, 2013 at 6:59 am
Meh:
“A magical blending of immortal wars and human confusions.”
Run this rather feeble blurb through the Blurbinator ((c) Doofenshmirtz Corp.), and you get:
– “An immortal blending of magical wars and human confusions.”
– “A magical confusion of immortal blendings and human wars.”
– “A human war of magical blendings and immortal confusions.”