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Good Show Sir Comments: Wankh On, Jeeves.
Published 1979
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Tagged with: alien city • DAW Books • H.R. Van Dongen • Jack Vance • the lonesome toad • throne • trapezoid head
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October 2nd, 2015 at 9:02 am
We should all serve the Wankh.
October 2nd, 2015 at 10:52 am
@Sir Bob: if what the Internets tell us is true, we all do.
The disturbing part, though, is that for some of us, the Wankh does look like an anthropomorphic froggie.
October 2nd, 2015 at 11:05 am
I think I need a hand with this one. The lonesome toad doesn’t do it for me.
October 2nd, 2015 at 11:09 am
It’s OK, it’s pronounced “Vonkh”!
October 2nd, 2015 at 12:34 pm
Kewl – it’s the ‘Dracula presenting you with a Boss Nass action figure’ fanfic we’ve always wanted!
October 2nd, 2015 at 1:43 pm
The Guardian has instituted the Wankh Awards for books with the most unintentionally smuttiest titles:
When informed of the British slang meaning of Wankh, Jack Vance changed Wankh to Wannek throughout the book. (I will assume the “e” is silent).
October 2nd, 2015 at 1:50 pm
Official anthem of the Wankh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI
October 2nd, 2015 at 2:11 pm
I recognise that guy!
http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/684225/blog_images/futurama-3.jpg
October 2nd, 2015 at 2:11 pm
@Bibliomancer – You are misinformed, sir. I directed that the publisher change Wankh to Wank throughout the book. I can’t believe the editors missed that typo everywhere including the title on the cover.
And I also requested that they change it to Servants of the Jerkov in the UK.
October 2nd, 2015 at 2:18 pm
@Tag Wizard – “deceased author in the comments” tag needed.
October 2nd, 2015 at 3:10 pm
I’ve heard of washboard abs, but I think the artist got carried away.
October 2nd, 2015 at 3:30 pm
He does look rather self-satisfied.
October 2nd, 2015 at 4:36 pm
@Tat Wood—I think it’s the fish oil. It finally worked its magic. That’s one relieved amphibian on the throne.
October 2nd, 2015 at 4:42 pm
Get back to the Patty Duke show Uncle Martin!!
October 2nd, 2015 at 5:14 pm
@B. Chiclitz – Thanks for the link. I knew that was a familiar face.
October 2nd, 2015 at 7:33 pm
On top of the hilarious title, I think the fact that the artist’s last name is “Van Dongen” really ought to be noted, again. *immature snickering*
Or would only North Americans see that?
October 2nd, 2015 at 7:42 pm
Seventh Wank of Shart
2 Replica Hands of Taut Event
October 2nd, 2015 at 7:44 pm
@Anna T.: Jack Vance, Jack Tweiss, Jack Thri Timms, …
October 2nd, 2015 at 8:14 pm
These Jack Vance books were some of my favorites growing up. I’d spend hours reading them. My mother would call out asking where I was, and I’d yell that I was “Up in my room, having a Wankh”.
In school I formed a club with a bunch of other boys who were also fans. We called ourselves the “Chronic Wankhers”.
October 2nd, 2015 at 9:42 pm
I’m confused by how many ‘anon’ regulars we have or if each one is a one-off.
October 3rd, 2015 at 1:15 am
@Perry: That’s Frog, from Chrono Trigger. It’s always a ‘Good Morning, Crono!’ when there’s a Wankh to be had.
October 3rd, 2015 at 8:54 am
@Tat Wood: AFAIK it’s just me spamming the site.
October 3rd, 2015 at 2:19 pm
@anon: copyright the name – you’ll make MILLIONS!
October 3rd, 2015 at 4:33 pm
@anon, Tat: but whom are you supposed to sue for copyright violation?
October 3rd, 2015 at 7:14 pm
@ Dead Stuff: anyone not using a name here but with a traceable URL – it’s like Maverick choosing not to brand cattle and claiming all unbranded cattle as his own.
So, in essence, all computer owners not so far known to have commented on GSS are in violation. Ker-chingggg!
October 4th, 2015 at 2:34 pm
Buford the Toad has been working out – that’s a fifteen-pack. And a Toad-Emperor being ferried around by a smirking Will Self wasn’t in the novel as far as I recall.
October 9th, 2015 at 11:30 pm
Came here just to see if anyone had made a “Why the long face?” joke yet… feeling a little let down, to be honest.
October 9th, 2015 at 11:31 pm
@rD: madam, we’ve saved you a seat. 😉
September 29th, 2019 at 11:49 pm
The fact that the pun is already there on the cover made it difficult to add anything, but here goes nothing….
The Wankh made a big deal out of a small part.
September 30th, 2019 at 4:00 pm
“Your credit is good here, Mr. Torrance.”
The servants were a race of sub-men descended from game-show hosts.