Emster Comments: The fate of Terra was at stake! But first… Get out the bibs and melted butter, the whole crew is eating crab tonight!
Published 1976
Emster Comments: The fate of Terra was at stake! But first… Get out the bibs and melted butter, the whole crew is eating crab tonight!
Published 1976
Emster comments: Gloprf realised he’d left the spaceport none too soon, looks like the staff in the control tower had all taken their smoke breaks at the same time.
Published 1980
Charles Comments: “You can have this Earth when you pry it from my cold undying hands.”
Published 1980
Mrs. McGillicuddy’s Art Direction: We need a cover fast. Paint something science-fictiony in the background of your self-portrait.
Published 1981
Good Show Sir Comments: I’m telling you, my name is Spinnerman® – NOT Spiderman™
Why are you suing me?
Published 1980
Click to make hats more ridiculous
Alice Comments: Hey Tag Wizard! You get to use your “ridiculous hat” tag again!
Published 1980
Billy Awesome Comments: Give me a giant, noseless alien with male pattern baldness and a 2nd-degree sunburn, looming behind the planet Earth while he scratches his forehead bewilderingly with one tentacle, and digs for earwax with another. Put him in a cutoff denim vest, and try to give him an air of whimsy. Now, get out of my office.
Published 1977
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