Charles Comments: “You can have this Earth when you pry it from my cold undying hands.”
Published 1980
Charles Comments: “You can have this Earth when you pry it from my cold undying hands.”
Published 1980
Mrs. McGillicuddy’s Art Direction: We need a cover fast. Paint something science-fictiony in the background of your self-portrait.
Published 1981
Good Show Sir Comments: I’m telling you, my name is Spinnerman® – NOT Spiderman™
Why are you suing me?
Published 1980
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Alice Comments: Hey Tag Wizard! You get to use your “ridiculous hat” tag again!
Published 1980
Billy Awesome Comments: Give me a giant, noseless alien with male pattern baldness and a 2nd-degree sunburn, looming behind the planet Earth while he scratches his forehead bewilderingly with one tentacle, and digs for earwax with another. Put him in a cutoff denim vest, and try to give him an air of whimsy. Now, get out of my office.
Published 1977
Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: A centaur-babe with an evil papoose devil-baby being chased by an alien army that looks like surfboards with eyes. Have that on my desk by five! And don’t forget the purse!
Published 1977
Perry Comments: The great mouse rapper, 50 Cent, enjoys a moment of adoration from his many tiny fans.
Published 1977
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