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Emster Comments: His blaster gun looked similar to Jimmy’s toy web gun, which meant little Jimmy was back home terrorizing the neighbors and Tom was about to be painfully dispatched.

Published 1991

(Average: 6.33 out of 10)

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Emster Comments: When the world above died, they were ready… almost… They still had pesky dolphins constantly teasing them about their external genitalia… Rather unnerving …

Published 1987

(Average: 5.30 out of 10)

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Charles Comments: So close. If they had only named it “Goosebumps” they would have had a hit series on their hands!

Published 1974

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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Tag Wizard comments: Spam Folder Alert! Have you sent us some special terrible cover photos using our lovely “Submit” button recently? I just noticed our mail client decided that many of your covers are trash and belong in our spam folder. I was only able to save those from the last month, so, if you sent us something feel free to resend it so your special cover photo can get all the proper attention it deserves. So sorry!

Published 2008

(Average: 8.08 out of 10)

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J Greely Comments: I’d love to snark about Saa the ancient fish-man, but the truth is that I loved this book so much that I stole it from my second-grade teacher.

Published 1972

(Average: 7.92 out of 10)

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JuanPaul Comments: They look like figure skaters…in space?
Published 1985

(Average: 6.33 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – 1950s Ray Bradbury Bantam Paperbacks

Good Show Sir Comments:

#1. Paperback sales are down last quarter in Ohio, Alabama and California. Do something creative with the covers to get our numbers back up.

#2. Passive-aggressive cover artist thinks Bradbury stories are boring

Published 1951, 1954

You might remember one of these from here.

(Average: 6.35 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: I’m telling you, my name is Spinnerman® – NOT Spiderman™
Why are you suing me?

Published 1980

(Average: 7.19 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: I believe I have discovered a way to use this “dial-up” to get my “Macintosh” onto the “net” to find this world wide “web”. Like “magic”!

Published 1994

(Average: 5.88 out of 10)

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Scot B’s Art Direction: OK, I see a redheaded woman wearing overalls, but still half-naked, being gnawed on by ghost wolves while a dragon explodes from her crotch. The dragon’s chasing a guy with a flaming orange on his jumpsuit. And a purple polka-dotted gnome fortune-teller! It’s a masterpiece I tell you! What’s that, you say the name of the book is what? Well, just throw a spiderweb around everything, that’ll work.
Published 1980

(Average: 8.51 out of 10)

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