Sep 30
Tom Noir Comments: Gawd, Sarah, I told ya there’s a reason we don’t come to this restaurant anymore!
Published 1995
(Average: 6.70 out of 10)
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Tom Noir Comments: Gawd, Sarah, I told ya there’s a reason we don’t come to this restaurant anymore!
Published 1995
(Average: 6.70 out of 10)Loading...
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September 30th, 2015 at 9:35 am
“This is not what I ordered! Look, if you insist, I’ll eat it, but at least have it cooked!”
“And what are you trying to do, honey, sell the gourd? Just fill my glass.”
September 30th, 2015 at 10:28 am
I distinctly ordered “la tête de Jean-Baptiste”, not the “la tête de la Méduse”! Don’t you people know who I am? That’s it, your whole establishment is getting a bad review! No stars for you!
September 30th, 2015 at 11:08 am
“Waiter, waiter, there’s a fly in my – oh, a snake ate it.”
September 30th, 2015 at 11:36 am
‘God, Dad, I can’t take you ANYWHERE! You always get drunk, you always tell off the waiter, you always order off of the menu and you always, always, ALWAYS bitch about every last little thing!’
September 30th, 2015 at 1:41 pm
The severed head nicely illustrates A. Kelly’s observation regarding gaping mouths (cf. post 11 “The Planet Wizard”), as also shown here.
September 30th, 2015 at 1:42 pm
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my head!”
September 30th, 2015 at 1:48 pm
“The food here is terrible. And the portions are too small”
September 30th, 2015 at 2:19 pm
Sea God is on a seafood diet. He sees food. He eats it.
September 30th, 2015 at 2:51 pm
“Sorry, sorry, just passing through, be out of your way in a minute, don’t mind me, nicely polished table dude, anybody seen something that looks like a Kraken? Big ugly Titan much overused in recent special effects extravaganzas? Seen Liam Neeson around anywhere? Larry Olivier? UNLEASH THE BANANAS!”
September 30th, 2015 at 2:59 pm
“First off… this wine is clearly not a 68! Secondly… you’re turning me to stone!”
September 30th, 2015 at 6:17 pm
What a considerate artist: a cross-eyed gorgon turned people either side of her to stone but left the readers unscathed.
September 30th, 2015 at 6:48 pm
“And this Chateau Lafitte is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature! Whaddya think we are, animals??”
September 30th, 2015 at 7:24 pm
“G. Hest Goes to a Diner” by Vicki Volenac
September 30th, 2015 at 8:04 pm
THE TRUTH
‘King Urinated On Brave Head Bearer’
‘Wench Did Nothing To Stop Him’
‘Perseus Gives Kiss of Life to Statues, Beat By Hooligans’
The Sun
September 30th, 2015 at 10:30 pm
All this about Gorgon heads and statueification and crap restaurant service, and NO ONE mentions that they’re sitting in a pool of water!
Have you no shame?
September 30th, 2015 at 10:33 pm
@AnnaT: What? You got something against amphibians?
September 30th, 2015 at 11:17 pm
This isn’t ‘The Last Supper’ you’re looking for…
You can go about your business…
Move along.
January 8th, 2017 at 10:01 pm
I always think of this song when I look at this cover. Not sure why…
January 20th, 2017 at 6:54 am
@DSWBT: I have nothing against amphibians. But these people, whoever they are, don’t seem aquatic, merely pale blue.
And that should have said “petrification”.
January 21st, 2017 at 12:56 am
@Anna T: There’s a Sea God in! Of course there’s going to be puddles of water.