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Good Show Sir Comments: The Chronicles of Sorority Girl Hazings of Counter-Earth

Published 1972

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.67 out of 10)

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36 Responses to “Captive of Gor”

  1. Bibliomancer Says:

    Foxy Ladies!

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    “This is no knitting bee!”

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Legionella is making your fog machine go green, ladies!

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    cleavage … devil’s dumplings … chainmail lingerie … teat shields …
    It’s like a Tag Wizard party!

  5. Tag Wizard Says:

    I need to take a shower. I feel dirty.

  6. L.B. Says:

    The Gor series! My guilty pleasure! I’m surprised there aren’t more Gor covers featured on this site.

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The cracks in this book are showing. (The pressure of outside reality was too heavy?)

  8. SI Says:

    @LB send them in!!

    “You are to be stripped… well… ok we’re just taking your fox hat cause we are pretty much naked anyway… then you will be exiled!”

  9. Tom Noir Says:

    They’re bear naked!

  10. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Original blurb: ‘Swedish scientists go to the sauna to plan a race of superwomen.’

  11. Kwyjor Says:

    John Norman? That’s shooting fish in a barrel, that is.

    I suggest Googling “Houseplants of Gor”.

  12. Tat Wood Says:

    Maybe Russ Meyer’s Basil Brush wasn’t such a good idea either.

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The Chronicles of Amphibian Drug Abuse in Low-Income Housing:


  14. Anna T. Says:

    Did I miss the modelling shoot for the bikini armour fetishists?

  15. David Cowie Says:

    Apparently, reasonable people disagree over whether the Gor series went from “ripping adventures with moments of misogyny” to “misogyny with moments of ripping adventure” after the fourth or sixth book.
    I note that this is book seven.

  16. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I notice all the books in the background have numbered codes. I believe the number for this cover is 36-24-35.

  17. fred Says:

    Very mediocre for a Gor cover. I prefer this one myself. Bear naked. Heh heh.

  18. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Ok, are we ready for the MACBETH audition? Let’s go over it again—’Double, double, tits-n’-trouble’ . . . no, wait that’s not quite right, is it?”

  19. Bibliomancer Says:

    My favorite book in the series is Kneeling Women of Gor.

  20. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Titles I’d like to see:
    – GOR! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? (Absolutely nothing!)

  21. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    There once were two call girls of Gor
    Who dressed in wolf skins, and nought mor.
    Their companion was trussed,
    Exposing her bussed
    And leaving that Gor whor mor sor. 🙁

  22. anon Says:

    Hold on a minute! Wasn’t there another Gor cover?

  23. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Wait! “Captive of Gor John Norman” — this opens a whole new realm of possibilities!

    John N****n sweated under the merciless burning desert sun of Gor. The women slavers, far superior to him physically and mentally, had stripped, whipped and chained him… and he was at the end of his rope. He had to speak out.

    The chief slaver, a strong arrogant woman dressed in full leather armor, sneered at him and said: “Got something to say, slave? You have permission to speak. Do you want to ask for mercy?”

    John N*****n said meekly: “Yes, Master. I realize now that I deserve this. Inside every man there is a free man… but also a slave man. And this slave needs his master to make him truly happy blah blah blah submission blah blah blah kneel blah blah blah whips blah blah blah surrender blah blah blah …”

    The slavers got tired of John’s sermon after half an hour and put a gag over his mouth. He thanked them (and so did the readers).

  24. Tom Noir Says:

    @fred: whoa! Is that bear copping a feel?!?

  25. DaveM Says:

    What hideous method of shelving places a Gor book anywhere NEAR “The fountains of paradise” or “Flowers for Algernon”?

  26. Tag Wizard Says:

    @DaveM – More likely the book was located in the bookstore toilet and moved to that shelf to photograph under better lighting conditions.

  27. anon Says:

    Is Gor one of those fictional titles like Moff?

  28. Tat Wood Says:

    @anon: The Moff exists. He bought me a coke and told me how much he liked ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’.

  29. Ray P Says:

    A Gor title can inspire a different fountain of paradise.

    Try flowers (for Algernon) before flogging.

  30. anon Says:

    “The Chronicles of Counter-Earth, volume 7” by “Captive of Gor John Norman”

  31. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The Fountains of Gor
    Flowers For Gor
    To Your Scattered Bodies Gor
    A Canticle For Gor
    I, Gor
    Ender’s Gor

  32. bobmail Says:

    @A.R.Yngve #23: Apparently John Norman’s nonfiction bondage manual (yes, this is a thing that exists) does have a few F/m scenarios as well as the M/f you’d expect. So that might not be too far off!

  33. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Well, I never.

  34. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @AR: I never either, and a good thing, that!

  35. Tom Noir Says:

    So, 50 Shades of Gor??


  36. THX 1138 Says:

    50 Shades of Ducks? Kinky…

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