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Nov 11

Jesus, stop changing all the water into wine. Next time turn some into coffee. Click for full image

Bibliomancer Comments: After a wild night of drinking, God and Jesus fly the Holy Ghost to the emergency room.

Published 1982

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.76 out of 10)
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25 Responses to “The Cyborg and the Sorcerers”

  1. SI Says:

    “DUDE!!! I CAN SEE UP YOUR ROBE!!!!”

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    The bloke bringing up the rear is going “Mee-maw mee-maw mee-maw!”

  3. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Man, this is some heavy shit!”
    “What, dude, the one we’re carrying… or the one we’re smokin’?”
    “Both!”
    “Far out, man!”

  4. misterbob Says:

    I’m confused as to why the patient needs to be in a stretcher position,when everyone is flying ,would not a wheelchair be more suitable ?

  5. Bibliomancer Says:

    @misterbob – Because a flying wheelchair would look silly? This is some serious cover art.

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    The blurb writer is leaving us hanging here … how about …

    … and the Apostles just wanted to fly!

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    It’s the middle of a trilogy: Volume 1 shows them all being loaded into a giant catapult and volume 3 them splatting into a wall.

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    Super surprised to find out this wasn’t a Philip Jose Farmer book!

  9. fred Says:

    Druid delivery system for Discworld?

  10. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    …and I just want the cover article on Science! Is that too much to ask?

    Why does Mr. God need a walking stick at all, if He can fly?

  11. Anna T. Says:

    That flying pose looks taken from a photo of someone jumping, and they’ve been caught in midair. I mean, if I could fly, I certainly wouldn’t do it looking like that – not just because of the stupid pose but because you should never, ever fly in a robe. Or a dress. Even if you ARE wearing underwear.

    @DSWBT: I bet you it’s his wizard staff.

  12. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Anna: Ah, I suppose that’s how they shield their unmentionables, then.

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “The cyborg just wanted to live; the robot wanted to die; the apprentice just wanted a sorcerer… so they got together and the cyborg killed the robot and became a sorcerer. THE END.”

  14. Perry Armstrong Says:

    The studio began to regret giving the Superman reboot to director Mel Gibson.

  15. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Top draft picks for the Los Angeles Angels show up for spring training after a night of partying.

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I liked the original blurb better:
    “You’ll believe a druid can fly.”

  17. anon Says:

    What’s with the little people?

  18. Perry Armstrong Says:

    @Anon: They’re not small, they’re far away.

  19. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Perry: we don’t call them ‘far away.’ We call them ‘exceptionally displaced persons.’ 😉

  20. anon Says:

    @Perry Armstrong: Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

  21. Ray P Says:

    A common sight in the sky above Orson Scott Card’s house.

  22. Tom Noir Says:

    Man at the bottom: “Hey guys, wait up!”

  23. Jon K. Says:

    Maybe I spent too much time over at I Can Haz Cheeseburger, but I look at this cover and the only thing that comes to mind is

    ‘INVISIBLE BIKE’

  24. Richard W Terrill Says:

    Great comment. Funny as hell!

  25. JuanPaul Says:

    Epic high five coming from someone out of frame.

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