Sep 17

After working out all day and doing my hair there is nothing more I enjoy than, casting my level 15 summon dragon spell!!!Click for full image

Flip it around and zoom in... people will never know...Click for full image

Art Direction: Kinda like those raunchy romance book covers with real people. Expect with a magical dragon and a hunky wizard waving around his magical staff. Who wouldn’t want to sleep with a guy who dresses like a wizard? Actually… good point… make sure to hire a model.
Published 2003

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.88 out of 10)

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14 Responses to “Dragon Blood”

  1. Adam Roberts Says:

    ‘Ward, ruler of Hurog, couldn’t shake his annoyance that his world was named after the sound people make when they throw up …’

  2. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Well, that makes it a lot easier for me to come up with a fantasy book title — I’ll just hang around the local waterhole on a late Friday Night and record the noises:


    “Great name there! Thank you sir!”


    “Kinda exotic, but I can use it…”

    “PISS OFF!!”

    “Pisof? Pizov? I don’t know…”

  3. SI Says:

    He’s got dragon blood in his veins? That’s one hell of a sex scene that probably took place in the first book… one I never ever want to visualise.

  4. Brian B. Says:

    @SI: I’m sure that with a little internet searching I could find you images of such a scene. Rule 34 after all.

    In that context the dragon sticking its tongue out in the background takes on a whole different meaning. At first I thought it was a bratty little kid dragon being cheeky, but now I think it might be a sensual lady dragon making the moves on our hunky hero!

  5. Seamyst Says:

    Dude looks like Aragorn fighting off the Nazgul in the Fellowship of the Ring movie.

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    The glow is good and I really like the Viggo Mortensen knock-off, but they could have thrown in a little lens-flare for good measure.

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Men! Now YOU can get your old hair back — with Dragonblood Hair Transplants!”

  8. CarrerCrytharis Says:

    Is… is that Christian Slater?

  9. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I thought it was Seth Godin in a wig…

  10. Herm Says:

    “Who wouldn’t want to sleep with a guy who dresses like a wizard?”

    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

    Good to see the old chestnut of horizontally mirroring the picture and sticking in on the back cover, a bit bigger.

  11. Robert Carnegie Says:

    “Patricia Briggs always enchants her readers.” That’s what the mysterious eldritch diagram on page thirteen does.

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Patricia Briggs always enchants her readers” sounds much funnier if you read it in a whiny complaining voice.

    ““Patricia Briggs ALways enCHANTS her readers.”

  13. THX 1138 Says:

    “Crikey, this hairdryer’s a bit fierce.”

  14. GSS noob Says:

    I don’t care if it’s a staff and not a sword, it still should have had a Ting!

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