Jun 29
Click for full imageTom Noir Comments: “Thank Zorgon everything on this world is so tiny,” mused our hero. “I wouldn’t want to face that dinosaur full size. Hey,” he added, “is that guy wearing a nappy?”
Published 1985
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June 29th, 2016 at 11:05 am
The embarrassment of showing up on your own book cover to find someone else has the same hairdo.
June 29th, 2016 at 11:23 am
The dangers of using the free prizes in your Weetabix for inspiration.
June 29th, 2016 at 2:10 pm
“Bird Hairdo”? I’d go for “big hair” or “mullet” or “slicked-back duck tail”. Unless that pterodactyl is sporting a mohawk.
June 29th, 2016 at 2:57 pm
Maq Ancor – Master Assassin. You’ll never see him coming if your eyes happened to be closed.
June 29th, 2016 at 3:00 pm
I was watching one of my favourite terrible made-for-TV movies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmqSbpaVYZc and thinking ‘this needs spaceships, lasers and a ginger wig’.
It’s a Colin Kapp novel I’ve not read but if his habit of using Scottish slang as futuristic argot persists it might be even better than the cover suggests.
June 29th, 2016 at 3:16 pm
“Welcome to Creationist Theme Park where, as our displays clearly show, you will discover that dinosaurs, aboriginal humans, spaceships and really bad haircuts all coexisted at the same period in history!”
June 29th, 2016 at 3:37 pm
So the guy in the space adult diaper just screams “Space Inca” to me. And the guy with the gun is supposed to be a “master assassin”, I hear – however, the fire-engine-red dye job merely makes him extra-conspicuous. I’m just thinking that this book is clearly, without needing to read it, cheesy as hell.
June 29th, 2016 at 4:26 pm
Today’s found poem:
When Harlie was One
On the Lost Worlds of Cronus
The Masters in Hell
Shot in the Dark
and wrought
Terror on the Planet Ionus
But the Planet Wizard
From the Well of the Worlds
struck back
Twice in Time
and then soon
Neveryona was seen in a
Thongor, of Lemuria,
while the
Pursuit on Ganymede
ended up in Glory Lane,
where all is Vanitas.
June 29th, 2016 at 5:10 pm
LOL!
As Pooh Bear said, ‘Poetry isn’t something you find, it’s something that finds you.’
June 30th, 2016 at 1:26 pm
The Lost Worlds of Cronuts
The land before time where that tasty croissant-doughnut was invented.
November 25th, 2016 at 11:15 pm
His staff has a Yagi-Uda antenna on the top…is he receiving radio messages from the Mother Ship? Are his eyes really a heads-up display?
…
…I’ll get me coat.
September 11th, 2019 at 2:05 pm
“Mama Rex, my toy spaceship fell over! Waaahh!”