Spirit with the bi-cephalic bird headdress/cape and magician gloves to buff arm wrestlers: “Okay, boys, break it up! You keep messing around and you might sprain a wrist…”
Good thing the man on the left isn’t actually using his dagger or anything. That would be too easy.
Whatever the hell it is they’re actually doing, be it dancing, courting or comparing their biceps, they’re distracted enough that they haven’t noticed the white-gloved entity in a ridiculous double-birded helmet that’s clearly coming for their souls.
“The two, half-brothers with the same father (the infamous Victorian era serial killer, Jack the Ripper) share a horrible affliction thanks to the powerful elixir that gives them near-eternal life. At the start of the novel they have discovered that they can no longer engage in sexual activity except during acts of violence (their penises become erect only during an act of violence) and they ejaculate after taking lives. By the end of the novel, Grandrith and Caliban will have grappled with each other in the nude, punching, clawing and biting, each of them sporting massive erections.”
-Wikipedia
New content, and we’re starting the year off with a bang (literally, Wiki tells us). It’s at 9.50 as I write this, a solid second place.
I could have guessed 70s just from the outfit the man far right is wearing.
@Tat Wood: I thought it was Dean Learner minus necktie.
@B’mancer: One wonders about the orientation of Mr. Woodroffe’s art directors. His obit indicates he was an amiable homebody type, so perhaps they thought “Patrick’s a good chap, won’t cause a fuss about having to draw the hunks.”
I started this comment off ready to make fun of him, but a quick Google and a bit of clicking about shows him to have been a thoroughly decent sort who produced a lot of fantasy art for books, albums and his own exhibitions, and is survived by his wife of over 50 years, children (including a professor daughter who is an expert on badgers) and grandchildren, and a big supporter of the local museum.
So instead I say, “Patrick, you did your best considering what this novel is.”
Oh, I’ve been to a marvelous party
In orange and sans serif fonts
A fellow was there
With birds for his hair
And needed to know all our wants
The two brothers Ripper were rassling
Arm-in-arm, though they knew they were passing
Dear Jose and Philip and the lout they were hassling
I couldn’t have liked it more!
I think the challenge is to find a Noel Coward song you CANNOT filk with this cover!
The more I look at this cover, the more confused I get about how their arms are interlocking. It looks like they are passing through each others arm rather than crossing. Still, given the plot summary, the cover could be WAY worse..
@Tracy: I read the Wiki synopsis and it made me nauseated — even just the part Yoss@14 quoted is enough to do it. No intention of ever even being in the same room as this book, much less read it.
January 10th, 2017 at 12:39 pm
Early fanfic. (Not a joke.)
January 10th, 2017 at 12:52 pm
So, is this the ‘all-ages’ version? Considering the other cover was for ‘adults only’. Ironic considering this has so much more skin.
January 10th, 2017 at 1:38 pm
Is it The Gay Gordons?
January 10th, 2017 at 1:50 pm
“But Biff, we can’t do a proper lover’s toast without the champagne now, can we?”
January 10th, 2017 at 2:02 pm
A poor quality Beuf a la Sos.
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Sos_the_rope.JPG
January 10th, 2017 at 2:24 pm
One for the homoerotic fight scene connoisseurs which incidentally is the name of my new band.
January 10th, 2017 at 2:38 pm
“I am a bronze god!”
“No! I am a bronze god!”
“Now, now, this a polytheistic society. You can both be bronze gods. Kiss and make up.”
January 10th, 2017 at 3:26 pm
Spirit with the bi-cephalic bird headdress/cape and magician gloves to buff arm wrestlers: “Okay, boys, break it up! You keep messing around and you might sprain a wrist…”
Good thing the man on the left isn’t actually using his dagger or anything. That would be too easy.
January 10th, 2017 at 3:36 pm
“Buff Dudes in the Buff” from Patrick Woodroffe’s Buff Dudes period:
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=777
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=10558
January 10th, 2017 at 4:18 pm
Whatever the hell it is they’re actually doing, be it dancing, courting or comparing their biceps, they’re distracted enough that they haven’t noticed the white-gloved entity in a ridiculous double-birded helmet that’s clearly coming for their souls.
Or coming to marry them. Take your pick.
January 10th, 2017 at 4:51 pm
Bottom right corner: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s Charlie Chuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rstrzHXSJB0
January 10th, 2017 at 5:13 pm
Definition of embarrassment: turning out in loin-cloths at a full-dress battle which looks like the war of the nerds.
January 10th, 2017 at 6:37 pm
The third member of the group not only died but completely decomposed of embarrassment. That’s his skull at bottom left.
January 10th, 2017 at 9:43 pm
Huh…..
“The two, half-brothers with the same father (the infamous Victorian era serial killer, Jack the Ripper) share a horrible affliction thanks to the powerful elixir that gives them near-eternal life. At the start of the novel they have discovered that they can no longer engage in sexual activity except during acts of violence (their penises become erect only during an act of violence) and they ejaculate after taking lives. By the end of the novel, Grandrith and Caliban will have grappled with each other in the nude, punching, clawing and biting, each of them sporting massive erections.”
-Wikipedia
January 10th, 2017 at 11:10 pm
New content, and we’re starting the year off with a bang (literally, Wiki tells us). It’s at 9.50 as I write this, a solid second place.
I could have guessed 70s just from the outfit the man far right is wearing.
@Tat Wood: I thought it was Dean Learner minus necktie.
@B’mancer: One wonders about the orientation of Mr. Woodroffe’s art directors. His obit indicates he was an amiable homebody type, so perhaps they thought “Patrick’s a good chap, won’t cause a fuss about having to draw the hunks.”
I started this comment off ready to make fun of him, but a quick Google and a bit of clicking about shows him to have been a thoroughly decent sort who produced a lot of fantasy art for books, albums and his own exhibitions, and is survived by his wife of over 50 years, children (including a professor daughter who is an expert on badgers) and grandchildren, and a big supporter of the local museum.
So instead I say, “Patrick, you did your best considering what this novel is.”
January 10th, 2017 at 11:29 pm
Oh, I’ve been to a marvelous party
In orange and sans serif fonts
A fellow was there
With birds for his hair
And needed to know all our wants
The two brothers Ripper were rassling
Arm-in-arm, though they knew they were passing
Dear Jose and Philip and the lout they were hassling
I couldn’t have liked it more!
I think the challenge is to find a Noel Coward song you CANNOT filk with this cover!
January 11th, 2017 at 3:47 am
The more I look at this cover, the more confused I get about how their arms are interlocking. It looks like they are passing through each others arm rather than crossing. Still, given the plot summary, the cover could be WAY worse..
January 11th, 2017 at 2:16 pm
A Festivus Unknown – featuring The Airing of the Grievances and Feats of Strength
January 11th, 2017 at 11:42 pm
@Yoss: After reading that summary, all I have to say is that Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this novel.
February 8th, 2017 at 3:38 am
The cover is actually way less violent and suggestive than the book. Don’t read the book if you’re not prepared to be nauseated.
February 8th, 2017 at 4:20 pm
@Tracy: Heck, we wouldn’t be here if we were not prepared to be nauseated!
February 9th, 2017 at 2:29 am
@Tracy: I read the Wiki synopsis and it made me nauseated — even just the part Yoss@14 quoted is enough to do it. No intention of ever even being in the same room as this book, much less read it.
February 9th, 2017 at 1:05 pm
Trump’s first personal meeting with Putin did not live up to his fantasy of it.
(Too Soon?)
February 9th, 2017 at 10:34 pm
Under the ‘Tag Chaos’, it presently reads ‘100 Horses Loincloth Magic’. I’m quite sure that that is a fair description of the cover.
February 10th, 2017 at 5:02 am
@ARY: Not at all too soon. Too late, if anything.