Looks like there’s been an unexpected trouser region surprise thanks to close proximity to a lady. Well, I say unexpected, I’m merely judging him on his wardrobe and hairdo.
@AnnaT: I don’t know if you know of that classic of Thatcher-era film Short Circuit, but there’s a line in that movie about how the killer robot that later goes haywire was originally designed as a marital aid.
The person you speak of may be such a creation…it would explain their facial expressions, after all.
‘Murphy’, his name tag says ‘Murphy’. He got our drink orders in and back correctly, with no spillage. He’s hovering, but my wife (bless her heart!) hasn’t noticed. The other couple in here are staring at him…I feel a little bit bad for him.
My wife flagged down Murphy about her mei fun order, and now she’s twigged to him. The other couple are talking very, very quietly and there’s a third couple now that’s at the entrance…not sure what’s going through their minds.
HE LIT THE CANDLE WITH HIS MOUTH. The candle on the next table went out, and he LIT IT FROM ACROSS THE ROOM WITH HIS MOUTH. Matt the Maitre d’ is giving him a stern talking-to, everyone else is leaving & so are we.
March 8th, 2017 at 12:38 pm
Never before have two soap opera stars looked so puffy…
March 8th, 2017 at 12:43 pm
The author appears to think less of this work than his gay erotica. Just sayin’.
March 8th, 2017 at 2:04 pm
I think he’s just passed gas and is trying to act all nonchalant about it while her facial expression reveals that it was a “silent but deadly.”
March 8th, 2017 at 2:06 pm
Meanwhile Mauve Man appears afflicted with galaxy-strength halitosis.
March 8th, 2017 at 2:09 pm
@DSWBT – William Maltese (writing as Adriana DeBolt – SF authoress) gushing over William Maltese – gay porn author (When Summer Comes).
March 8th, 2017 at 2:32 pm
Looks like there’s been an unexpected trouser region surprise thanks to close proximity to a lady. Well, I say unexpected, I’m merely judging him on his wardrobe and hairdo.
March 8th, 2017 at 2:38 pm
The Master Control Program puts Bewitched’s Elizabeth Montgomery on the game-grid.
March 8th, 2017 at 3:03 pm
@THX 1138—might this be the archetypal moment you are referencing?
“Hey, that’s not my belly button.”
“That’s ok, that’s not my finger.”
March 8th, 2017 at 3:12 pm
Looks as cheesy as a dozen Cheddar factories!
March 8th, 2017 at 3:46 pm
@fred: the terms ‘gushing’ and ‘porn’ do not belong in the same sentence together THANK YOU TOO MUCH MOVING RIGHT ALONG.
March 8th, 2017 at 3:55 pm
Gort takes queen, mate!
March 8th, 2017 at 3:56 pm
+1 Protection from Spelling !!
March 8th, 2017 at 4:09 pm
The unseen 14th episode of ‘The Starlost’, with special guests Henry Gibson and Pat Phoenix.
March 8th, 2017 at 4:58 pm
You know, I’ve seen a lot of pictures of various novelty chessboards, but the “Tacky Christmas-Coloured” one is new.
As is the . . . person in the black fencing mask, shooting a beam of light from their mouth.
March 8th, 2017 at 8:20 pm
@AnnaT: I don’t know if you know of that classic of Thatcher-era film Short Circuit, but there’s a line in that movie about how the killer robot that later goes haywire was originally designed as a marital aid.
The person you speak of may be such a creation…it would explain their facial expressions, after all.
March 8th, 2017 at 9:00 pm
@Charles – Thanks! I didn’t notice.
March 8th, 2017 at 9:41 pm
OH GOODNESS OH NO WHAT DO I DO AM OUT TO EAT AND THE PURPLE FELLOW IS THE NEW WAITER SAT ME AT TABLE WHAT SHOULD I DO?
March 8th, 2017 at 9:57 pm
‘Murphy’, his name tag says ‘Murphy’. He got our drink orders in and back correctly, with no spillage. He’s hovering, but my wife (bless her heart!) hasn’t noticed. The other couple in here are staring at him…I feel a little bit bad for him.
March 8th, 2017 at 10:13 pm
My wife flagged down Murphy about her mei fun order, and now she’s twigged to him. The other couple are talking very, very quietly and there’s a third couple now that’s at the entrance…not sure what’s going through their minds.
March 8th, 2017 at 10:56 pm
HE LIT THE CANDLE WITH HIS MOUTH. The candle on the next table went out, and he LIT IT FROM ACROSS THE ROOM WITH HIS MOUTH. Matt the Maitre d’ is giving him a stern talking-to, everyone else is leaving & so are we.
March 9th, 2017 at 3:23 am
That’s a heckuva ‘o’ face.
March 9th, 2017 at 4:16 am
Klaus Kinski and Madeline Kahn in Mel Brooks’ ‘Space Balls 2: Dark Helmet’s Gambit’
March 9th, 2017 at 11:20 am
Even in the future Slytherin House is not well regarded
March 13th, 2017 at 8:10 am
“Earthling, these breath mints are surprisingly strong!”