Mar 30
Click for full imageRaoul Comments: Humankind’s new enemy? I thought Cortez did a number on them half a millennium ago.
Published 1996
(Average: 8.70 out of 10)
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Raoul Comments: Humankind’s new enemy? I thought Cortez did a number on them half a millennium ago.
Published 1996
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March 30th, 2017 at 1:35 pm
Author of Above the Lower Sky and other stupidly named books presents…
THE DEMONS IN THE GREEN; or, ‘I can’t spell “Quetzalcoatl” and I must scream’
March 30th, 2017 at 1:37 pm
‘Thunderbird O’Conner’. The hero’s name is fucking Thunderbird O’Conner’. If the author isn’t on the piss, I’m about to be.
March 30th, 2017 at 1:43 pm
Is this science fiction or a Mountain Dew commercial?
March 30th, 2017 at 1:48 pm
Given the amount of naked young manflesh on display here I’m guessing this isn’t about a unusually lively English village cricket match.
March 30th, 2017 at 2:47 pm
These dudes must be related to this guy. Or maybe this guy. Or is it this guy?
March 30th, 2017 at 3:17 pm
Male flesh on display? Check. Bright colours? Check. Rock and roll music? Check. All we need is a park or community centre to save, and we have an 80s teen film!
March 30th, 2017 at 3:38 pm
Those dolphin/killer-whale tails indicate that we’re seeing the middle segment of a truncated movie poster.
March 30th, 2017 at 3:40 pm
Inca Malmstein? Eddie Mayan Halen? Aztec Young? OK, Carlos Santana it is.
March 30th, 2017 at 4:08 pm
The humankind has a new enemy, alright. Lurking somewhere below the upper case, probably.
March 30th, 2017 at 4:20 pm
Animal tails. A bird hat. An electric guitar. A castle. Water.
And, of course, Thunderbird O’Conner.
Well this book certainly seems bad, just looking at it.
March 30th, 2017 at 4:24 pm
…golf.
March 30th, 2017 at 6:29 pm
Guitar god is going to get a chaffed nipple from that strap.
March 30th, 2017 at 8:50 pm
The positioning of the two gentlemen, two tails, contrasting colours and the wavey line between them suggests a yin and yang symbol…a stupid, stupid one.
March 31st, 2017 at 1:35 am
Well, Aztec rock ‘n rollers would definitely be up high in the Hardcore Metal hierarchy what with the heart-removal of some audience member at the finale
March 31st, 2017 at 5:16 am
Dozens of colors on this cover and the author’s name is the same color as the background. It’s not like he had any shame, what with an Irish-Aztec hero who has a first name from neither culture, and orcas, which aren’t much associated with either place. And then there’s the electric guitar and the dragon.
I’d like to tag this “font problems” as well; 4 different ones in 4 different colors, including one that’s either indicating “groovy” (20+ years too late) or “seasick” (yep).
March 31st, 2017 at 5:33 am
Did I hear
?
Oh yeah.
March 31st, 2017 at 5:55 am
Oooh! Almost-instant gratification.
March 31st, 2017 at 9:30 am
“Greetings, people of Seattle! We are Aztec Beefcake, and we’re here to sweep you off your feet like a tidal wave! Here’s our first song, dedicated to our ocean brothers and sisters, called ‘Rock You Like a Killer Whale’! One-two-three-four…”
April 1st, 2017 at 5:48 pm
@DSWBT: Along with the community center, there needs to be either a fist-fight or a dance-off. I’m not picky: we could have both…
April 1st, 2017 at 10:41 pm
@infoqueen: They start with a fist fight, then someone says they should solve their problems non-violently, and then the dance-off begins, live music by Aztec Beefcake.
April 2nd, 2017 at 2:12 am
@iq, GSS choreographer: everyone must laugh at some point, too, I believe…
April 2nd, 2017 at 7:37 am
This is what happens when a desperate author tries to find inspiration by pulling random words out of a hat.
“Let’s see, I’ve got… Cathedral… Dragon… Aztec… Whale… Stratocaster. All I have to do is somehow write a novel around them!”
April 2nd, 2017 at 12:35 pm
We’ve found the token female of the band. Her character arc is learning to ‘be herself’ and ‘expose some flesh’.
April 3rd, 2017 at 2:28 am
And demon’d on de green…
April 3rd, 2017 at 3:09 am
@DSWBT: that would be us.
August 22nd, 2017 at 11:42 am
A deadly game of golf against the hordes of Hell — their only hope was to beat
THE DEMONS IN THE GREEN
August 24th, 2017 at 2:17 am
The infernal creatures liked to roll around in piles of US money — they were
THE DEMONS IN THE GREEN.
August 24th, 2017 at 8:54 pm
The shocking truth about Popeye’s spinach addiction — and his struggle to quit
THE DEMONS IN THE GREEN
August 25th, 2017 at 12:14 am
They said they were L.A.’s newest jam band…but they were really just recording
THE DEMOS IN THE GREEK
August 25th, 2017 at 1:51 am
The creatures from the DOOM game like to play golf together on weekends … they were …
THE DAEMONS ON THE GREEN
August 25th, 2017 at 1:51 am
Diamonds in the Greek sky
August 25th, 2017 at 4:29 am
@DSWBT: So that’s where Aztec Beefcake cut a few tracks! Before or after the dance-off?