May 22

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Good Show Sir Comments: The Perfect Planet Fitness Planet

Published 1963

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.88 out of 10)

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23 Responses to “The Perfect Planet”

  1. Bibliomancer Says:

    Well, isn’t this a gaudy eyesore.

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    What happens when the Cinnabon beautiful nuts take over?

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:


  4. SI Says:

    I’m sure there would be little unemployement, they’d need plenty of greasers.

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘I was hoping this was a lost feminist classic, but I was disappointed.’

    ‘I hate to crush an author, but this was a terrible read.’

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    “Body beautiful nuts”??

    I can has English?!?

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tom Noir—If they had paid attention to their academics in school instead of only worrying about PE class, they’d know there should be a hyphen:
    “Body-beautiful nuts.” Still a really dumb line.

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    It may be the perfect planet, but it appears as though they are living inside the sun.

  9. SI Says:

    @Tom Noir – 3rd isle top shelf, behind the face amazing crisps.

  10. THX 1138 Says:

    “Tired of getting sand kicked in your nuts?”

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @THX: why, yes! Why do you ask?

  12. fred Says:


  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I just realized this is the famous “lost episode” of the Raket and Skibet Show, the one where Raket and Skibet discover their gender orientations by peeping down on naked perfect bodies from a cramped satellite observatory. I’ll bet their heat shield is starting to glow red!!!

    Raket: Hey Skibet, look, a natural blonde!
    Skibet: Woooohhhhhhoooohhhhboy!!! You mean “blond.”

  14. THX 1138 Says:

    @DSWBT: Go to the back page for details of your Charles Atlas course. In five weeks you could have a body like his.

  15. Tat Wood Says:

    When novelty candles attack!

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    What happens?
    For starters, hairdressers and gym coaches get their own departments in the Pentagon.

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @THX: splendid! How many Weetabix box-tops will I need to post? 😉

  18. JuanPaul Says:

    I smell a cross-over!

  19. Anna T. Says:

    I was going to make a crack about them being dressed by Jackson Pollock, but someone already did that. Instead, I will note that the golden opacity of the sky suggests to me that no one involved is on Earth.

  20. Tat Wood Says:

    Here’s how it looks to the people inside the home-made Sputnik

  21. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Weulcome to de Puh-fect Planet! I am de Prime Minister, yuh can coll me Ahnold. Gym time is mandetory, so off to de gym you go! We’re gonna pump you up!”

  22. HappyBookworm Says:

    How could something rollicking be less than perfect?

  23. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Do they walk while strutting perpetual poses?

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