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Mosquito Wenzi Comments: A transparent space suit to show off his impressive muscles! …GAAHHH!!
Published 1968
Mosquito Wenzi Comments: A transparent space suit to show off his impressive muscles! …GAAHHH!!
Published 1968
July 18th, 2018 at 10:48 am
Palaeontology: Xtreme!
July 18th, 2018 at 12:38 pm
At first, I read the blurb as “Humans and aliens on a collusion course”. I gotta take a break from twitter.
July 18th, 2018 at 1:20 pm
Never let go of your penis pump in space. Bad things will happen.
July 18th, 2018 at 2:37 pm
And when we say “Star-Studded” we put the emphasis on “stud”!
July 18th, 2018 at 4:09 pm
@3 Francis Boyle
That’s the face of a man disgusted with the puny vacuum of his regular pump. Luckily he knew where to find all the vacuum he’d ever need.
July 18th, 2018 at 5:06 pm
I guess this week we’re seeing illogically sexy male spacesuits? So illogically sexy that they loop around to not being sexy at all?
Also, how’d that plesiosaur skeleton wind up floating in space, d’you think?
July 18th, 2018 at 6:21 pm
I don’t think that’s a space-helmet: it could just as easily be one of those plastic cones they put on dogs to stop them biting themselves. He looks the type. Hence the long thick gauntlets. We can’t see his legs so they might be covered in tooth-marks or padded Wellingtons for all we know.
July 18th, 2018 at 6:42 pm
@ Francis Boyle—(with thanks to Elvis Costello)
🎶🎶🎶
I’ve been on tenterhooks, looking at these awful books
Dell, Baen and Avon too, what’s a reader gonna do?
She said, “Tee-hee, that’s a tiny wee-nie”
Floating out in outer space how you going to save face? You’ll
Pump it up, cuz you really really need it
Pump it up, until she can feel it
Yeah
🎶🎶🎶
July 18th, 2018 at 8:21 pm
Hey Mark Owens, remind us again what “bloody good covers” Jeff Jones paints. At least Frazetta could paint feet.
July 18th, 2018 at 9:02 pm
@Bibliomancer—I’ll bet Frazetta could also have painted a much better outer-space-ready penis pump, if he had ever wanted to.
July 19th, 2018 at 1:01 am
Beyond the palaeontology, then.
July 19th, 2018 at 3:14 am
What is Harlan Ellison doing hanging out with that bunch of hacks?
July 19th, 2018 at 3:55 am
Totes different from the previous pair; this one’s a silver fox! Or maybe a lion. Still, the body kinda fades out lower down – what. the. heck. Can NO ONE afford art with a full body?!
July 19th, 2018 at 4:40 am
I thought Earthmen *were* the strangers….
July 19th, 2018 at 8:23 am
What’s with the giant skeleton in spaaace? Did the museum of natural history and tacky spacesuits explode?
@B’mancer: Frazetta would have done better than this; muscles would have been more life-like and there would have been feet.
Also, what’s with the guy’s upper lip? Flesh colored mustache, or bad photoshoppery like unto nuSuperman’s CGI’d out ‘stache?
It’s like they put Rip Taylor’s head atop someone else’s body. With the confetti hiding his feet!
July 20th, 2018 at 5:33 am
I just realized he’s doing the Funky Chicken.
July 26th, 2018 at 4:14 pm
Thundercats…hooooo!
December 22nd, 2019 at 8:21 pm
I HAVE NO LEGS AND I MUST SCREAM
(You may shoot me now.)
December 23rd, 2019 at 12:06 am
@ARY: But in space, no one can hear you scream.
I’ll get me space coat.
December 24th, 2019 at 3:44 am
Only No-Shirt, No-Pants McGee could whip outer space (with the help of his buddies Bob the Mostly Invisible Dinosaur and So-Mad the Cosmic Penis Pump) in their latest fantastical adventure, “KNEE DEEP IN THE STAR-BOG”
December 30th, 2019 at 5:12 pm
If there is no air in space, how can you play air guitar?
He looks like he should be saying, “Hello, Alpha Centauri, are you ready to rock?”
December 31st, 2019 at 1:48 am
@Tor Mented: he’s playing vacuum guitar. Much higher level of difficulty.
December 31st, 2019 at 8:54 am
@Bruce: Is that a nice way of saying he sucks?
December 31st, 2019 at 10:42 am
It’s in our nature to abhor him.
January 1st, 2020 at 12:19 pm
@Tor Mented: well, his illustration does. He might be a perfectly nice space exhibitionist in person.
January 7th, 2020 at 3:03 pm
Have you ever had one of those dreams where you go to work without your clothes?…