Aug 09

Is assTing! a Thing!?Click for larger image

Mosquito Wenzi Comments: Why wouldn’t you wear a gown and high-heels to a sword fight when all the Ting will surely blind your enemies anyway?

Published 2008

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.50 out of 10)

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17 Responses to “The Demon King and I”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Amazing what Yul Brynner looks like without his head shaved.

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    Is she made out of rubber? She looks like a female Stretch Armstrong®

  3. JaunPaul Says:

    So shiny, so chrome!

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    Look, as your standard issue Demon King I can cope with assorted heroes and their sword ting but that thigh ting gets me every time. Yeah, I’m like that, just a softie at heart.

  5. fred Says:

    At least homage ‘The King and I’ for your cover, not ‘Annie Get Your Gun’.

  6. Raoul Says:

    Anna and King-sized Gams

  7. Anna T. Says:

    She must be part-snake if her spine can curve like that. And her right hand is so malformed I doubt she can hold the sword with it. Has the artist ever seen an actual human woman before?

  8. Tor Mented Says:

    The D in “Demon” is actually a handle. Pull the string to your right and she will say “Don’t mind me butt-ting in.”

  9. Hammy Says:

    @Anna T. (#7):

    Her hand? First thing I noticed was her nose. Looks like she got it punched in and had the misfortune to choose a very bad plastic surgeon to repair it.

    Or maybe she just molded some Silly Putty over it for a temporary fix….

  10. Tor Mented Says:

    @B’mancer #2 and Anna T. #7. I finally figured out what is going on. This is like a pantomime horse costume, but with two women pretending to be just one.

    I don’t know of any sketches that would require this, but the anatomical evidence speaks for itself.

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    She’s butTing into everything.

    Should she be standing out in the open holding a big piece of metal with what looks like a thunderstorm behind her?

    I am certain this is not an actual human being. Even Kardashians at their most surgical and photoshopped don’t look this weird.

    She’s got two half-heads stacked atop each other. That’s why her nose and central face is so weird. I don’t know where her spine and right arm came from.

    Oh, let’s face it — she’s made out of modeling clay, vinyl, and gloss paint. No idea what the repeated pattern coming off her ass, author’s name, and title is.

    To the “artist”, I can only say “Ar — NO!”

  12. Tom Noir Says:

    I guess the Demon King doesn’t prefer blondes?

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I guess the book title HEX AND THE CITY was already taken.

  14. GSS ex-noob Says:

    That hip cougld not be jauntier.

  15. Ryan Says:

    She seems to have chopped off a finger wielding that sword with its menacing hilt and cross-piece, like Old Man Williams down the road did with his planer and band saw.

  16. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @Ryan: they both ignored the safety lessons in Shop class. (And among the other things they have in common? Spinal problems.)

    Is her hair that way because of the storm, or does she have a magical wind machine following her around?

  17. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: Since nothing else is blowing around (like her dress), I’m thinking she’s got enough hair spray to re-kill the ozone layer to make her hair do that.

    Or else her magical wind machine is very small and only does her hair. It’s a mystical invisible blow dryer.

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