Aug 05

Dick Blade. He puts the 'f' in ... er ... phallic?Click for larger image

pulpfiles Comments: Poor Dick Blade has stabbed his eyes out with his big p- er, polearm!

Our friend pulpfiles delivers the Dick in his latest Blade Book Review!  Check it out.  — Tag Wizard

Published 1973

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.46 out of 10)

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20 Responses to “Undying World”

  1. Tat Wood Says:

    Lyle Waggoner’s scenes as Stilgar were cut by David Lynch for being too bizarre.

  2. JuanPaul Says:

    Did Dick steal her bikini bottom?

  3. THX 1139 Says:

    Dickie’s reduced to Dyno Rod ads now – with a real dino.

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    Ladies and Gentleman, I believe we have reached:

    Peak Dick!

  5. Bibliomancer Says:

    Let’s name that tool! I say it’s a dickwrench.

  6. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @B’Mancer—It’s the deluxe, Claude Balles™ Edition of the K-Tel Dickwrench!

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    @B.C. – Not quite the Orange Claw Hammer.

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    Say what you will about the blonde in the background, you can’t deny she’s got flair!

  9. Raoul Says:

    @T.N. – She’ll always be holding a torch for Dick Blade.

  10. Bibliomancer Says:

    Dick is about to play his solo!

  11. fred Says:

    With a bit more thought that could have been a crowbar of double modesty.

  12. Tor Mented Says:

    Dick was ahead of his time on the piercing scene.

  13. JuanPaul Says:

    @BC6 I would name it “The Shocker:Extreme”

  14. Bruce A Munro Says:

    He can stab his enemies, _and_ uproot those pesky giant dandelions!

    The artist’s knowledge of giant lizards is clearly limited to those movies where they glue a frill onto a regular lizard and then have it wander across a miniature set.

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Aw, yeah, Dick!

    (I’m very careful not to say this aloud, lest Mr. xn get the wrong idea about what kind of web site I’m looking at.)

    I hope pulpfiles continues writing recaps of something. Anything pulpy, Dick or not. Maybe just one more Dick to compare and contrast, then onto something else? I must have more of his witty stylings. And I liked his conclusions, that this last one was Stokes’ big “I’m outta here” book.

    @JuanPaul: It wouldn’t be the first time on these covers.

    @Francis: concur.

    @Bruce: all correct.

  16. Anna T. Says:

    Dick Blade: the gift that keeps on giving.

  17. THX 1139 Says:

    What Fizzgig was reduced to before his big break in the 1980s…

  18. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    @Bibilio #5…I nearly spit out the water I was drinking all over my screen at work when I read your comment…..GSS!

    But after looking more closely to what Blade is grasping it looks more like a crowbar…a Dickbar?

  19. Raoul Says:

    @A-S – Back in the machine shop we call that a nutwanger.

  20. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The fantastic, other-dimensional overcompensation of Richard Blade.

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