Apr 02

That was one messed up orgy!Click for larger image

Rocky Raccoon Comments: It was a bizarre day in the Frazetta studio when he called in all his figure models for this one assignment.

Published 1970

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.86 out of 10)

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21 Responses to “Godmakers”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    This incredible story will make you squirm… it might even make you angry… because nobody is practicing social distancing.

  2. Verylatetotheparty Says:

    The publishers of the Guinness Book of Records discretely decided not to include this one.

  3. fred Says:

    The man who went up a one night stand and came down an orgy.

  4. Francis Boyle Says:


    What? You mean there isn’t a world recording for avoiding drawing feet?

  5. Ray P Says:

    How is clvsterfvck not a tag?

    Beyond death is Zardoz!!

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    Blown away by a sex tornado!

  7. JuanPaul Says:

    I think I see a foot!…no, wait, that’s just a boob with a hand on it. Nevermind.

  8. Tor Mented Says:

    This position is known as woman on top .. of man on top of woman … on top of man … on top of woman …

  9. Tor Mented Says:

    Wait! No one screw yet! We still don’t have a quorum.

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    The first scanning electron microscope image of a sperm cell in action changed our whole understanding of biology.

  11. Ray P Says:

    Tarantino would find Frazetta’s work deeply unsatisfying.

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Making a God baby takes a lot of work.

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    So if you pile up enough naked people, you make a god?

    I’ll bet that’s what the organizer of this orgy told everyone. No, really, honest.

    But since these people seem to be defying the laws of gravity and other physics, maybe. And since they all have gray skin and no feet, maybe. It’s gonna be one weird god.

    At least there’s no Unicorns!

    @TW: in your mind-boggled condition, you forgot the “dude” tag. And maybe “hunkbutt” and “Sir Mix”.

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    DID YOU KNOW? This cover inspired Norwegian sculptor Gustav Vigeland to make his masterpiece, the “Naked People Piled Up Into a Giant Weird Column” column in Oslo:

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Nicknamed “The Tetris” by modern-day swinger culture, this position has only been achieved at two documented occasions. (The Guinness Book of Records refused to print it.)

  16. Verylatetotheparty Says:

    @Francis B: I was too distracted by the all the knowing (biblical sense) and feeling on display to notice the complete lack of feet on the outside of the, erm, ‘arrangement’. Possibly somewhere in the middle of the pile there are one or two very happy foot fetishists and everybody else is being obliging.

  17. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @ARY: Looks like feet are hard to sculpt too.

    So apparently Frazetta dropped acid in an Oslo park one day, and this was the result. Extra colors, bending column, extra bimbo atop.

    Also, Scandinavia is the only place where a carved column of naked people could be a beloved public artwork.

    The fonts and spacing on this are terrible too. “Beyond” and “THE” all shoved over to the side. I guess the layout person was distracted by the art.

  18. Bruce A Munro Says:

    The orgy needs to achieve critical mass and density, which is why three-dimensional packing is required.

  19. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: does it still count if the people in the middle are dead from being smothered?

  20. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @GSS: I believe the virgin at the center gets an air tank. And a rain slicker.

  21. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: Rain slicker nothing, they need a full hazmat suit. Or scuba gear (the fins would hide their feet).

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