Jul 02

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Lord Kelvin Comments On second thought, not packing the sunscreen was a bad idea.

Published 1979

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.78 out of 10)

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14 Responses to “Alien Embassy”

  1. Francis Boyle Says:

    Meringue Man! – disgusting yet surprisingly tasty.

  2. THX 1139 Says:

    Worst Muppet ever.

  3. fred Says:

    Worst sand sculpture ever.

  4. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “There’s a naked woman behind me, isn’t there?”

  5. THX 1139 Says:

    At last, Mr Whippy is revealed.

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    The Michelin Tire Man has hit the skids

    so to speak

  7. JuanPaul Says:

    My 99 Flake melted into this for this breifest of moments.

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    After Commodore Planet stood in the exhaust of a rocket, he was unscathed.
    When Mr Tomorrow did it he looked like today’s cover.

    Moral: always wear your transparent armadillo-helmet.

  9. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @fred: agreed! I was thinking “they did a detailed, if odd, job on the chest and shoulders, and then just a pile of sand for the head?” Then I noticed yon fleeing damsel, and figured something frightened her away mid-sculpt.

    Maybe this stretch of beach belongs to the Alien Embassy, and they don’t want impromptu human sand sculptures on it.

    @JuanPaul: my transistor radio was suddenly full of sand.

    @Tat: Words to live by.

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I think Mr. Sandman just swallowed one of his eyeballs and is now about to pop and swallow the other. Given the beautiful damsel behind him, he must be taking that biblical exhortation about plucking out your eye if it might lead you to sin a bit too literally.

  11. Tor Mented Says:

    These before-and-after pictures show that if you’ve just emerged from an oil slick in the ocean, it’s a bad idea to roll around in the sand.

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream…

  13. THX 1139 Says:

    I guess random Clay People from Flash Gordon had to take any gig they could get.

  14. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @THX 1139: and now you have reminded me of an old Mad Magazine parody of Flash Gordon, in which a fleeing Flash and his crew in rapid succession trample Grass People, trip over Rock People, and after going over a cliff, jostle Air People.

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