Jul 06

I've got another idea: Brave Nude World!Click for larger image

William Goldfish’s Editor Pitch Hear me out. Picture “Lord of the Flies”. But the schoolboys are stranded on MILF Island!

Published 1971

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.57 out of 10)

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15 Responses to “Dance the Eagle to Sleep”

  1. fred Says:

    Plutarch’s Wives!

  2. THX 1139 Says:

    The Catherine Tate Show sketch too strong for TV!

  3. Francis Boyle Says:

    “Dammit Fred, another one of them women’s lib books.”

    “Don’t worry Bob, we’ll just slap a coupla’ naked chicks on the cover and it’ll be copacetic.”

    “You’re a genius, Fred”.

    Repeat every few months for the next 2 years.

  4. JuanPaul Says:

    These Covid parties actually look kind of fun.

  5. Francis Boyle Says:

    Err, “Twenty years” not 2. Perhaps 25 since it really took internet porn to kill off gratuitous nudity.

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    Dance the Reader to Sleep

  7. Raoul Says:

    Peter Fonda is having a groovy time.

  8. Adzel Says:

    Those exquisite mauve drapes in the background frame the picture nicely.

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    This dance is called “The Nip ‘n’ Crack,” I believe.

  10. Tag Wizard Says:

    @B.Chiclitz – Congratulations on your successful post. Third time is the charm. [The secret is spellchecking your credentials]

  11. Bruce A Munro Says:

    So…”Dance the Eagle to Sleep” is some sort of metaphor for sex?

  12. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Thanks for outing me @Tag W 😉 And here I was trying to play it cool. Determined not to quit, though, until I had successfully posted this less-than-overwhelming bon mot.

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    The redhead is Escher Project material. The purple-haired one has odd hand placement.

    And where’s the eagle? Or is Evil Peter Fonda The Eagle? He doesn’t look sleepy.

    @fred: GSS!

  14. Tor Mented Says:

    Spoonerism time:
    Slants the Eagle too Deep
    Ants the Deagle slew Teep
    Angst the Diesel twos Leap
    Eats the Dangle Tush Leap

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tor: the last one IMHO.

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