Mar 30
Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: We’re in a hurry, Boris. Just send us a random page from your sketchbook. We’ll pay top dollar!
Published 1978
Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: We’re in a hurry, Boris. Just send us a random page from your sketchbook. We’ll pay top dollar!
Published 1978
March 30th, 2022 at 9:55 am
Richard Hurndall was never the same after The Five Doctors…
March 30th, 2022 at 11:03 am
“Bringing them wisdom, medicine… and war” – well, two out of three ain’t bad.
…bringing them cheeseburgers, fries and…..cement.
…bringing them Whiskey, monte cristos…. And whipped cream.
…etc.
March 30th, 2022 at 11:41 am
If this were a random page from Boris’ sketchbook I’d expect more rippling muscles and flashing swords and the regulation helping of boobage instead of a bored unicorn and Luke Skywalker in a skirt. Must be from his hitherto unknown Prozac period.
March 30th, 2022 at 12:34 pm
Harry Hamlin could have been the Doug McClure of fantasy horse movies.
March 30th, 2022 at 2:12 pm
@THX: I was thinking post-moustache Jerome Willis (of ‘Green Death’ and ‘Lifeforce’ plus many better productions).
@Fred: if Tom Cruise hadn’t bounced back after ‘Legend’, fantasy horse movies would have had their own Doug anyway.
March 30th, 2022 at 3:08 pm
The blurb puzzles me: if this is a Calvino-esque attempt to recruit a deck of cards as co-author, fine, but ‘The Fool’ and ‘The Emperor’ are two totally different Major Arcana. To change one into another is, in any other form of card-play, technically known as ‘cheating’ and gets people shot in westerns.
March 30th, 2022 at 3:20 pm
@Tat Wood
Perhaps it’s supposed to be the cabbalistic approach where the various Trump cards represents a single individual’s spiritual evolution, or however it’s supposed to work?
March 30th, 2022 at 4:19 pm
With a horn of that length, can that unicorn actually crop grass, or will he or she be thwarted by plunging the horn’s tip into the turf at every attempt to start lunch?
March 30th, 2022 at 5:21 pm
I was going to make a Unicorn Tarot deck joke…but, then I did a google search…
https://www.amazon.com/Unicorn-Tarot-78-Card-Deck/dp/088079142X
Also, a Vlad Dracula Tarot deck. Sure. Why not?
https://www.amazon.com/Vlad-Dracula-Tarot-Travis-McHenry/dp/1925924971/ref=sr_1_2?crid=LYP0MIXZP953&keywords=vampire+tarot+deck&qid=1648657242&s=books&sprefix=vampyre+tarot%2Cstripbooks%2C130&sr=1-2
March 30th, 2022 at 6:19 pm
So you buy a novel based on the tarot deck. And it tells you that a deceased uncle has buried a fortune in gold that you can have. But you need to contact the tarot reader and, for a small fee …
March 30th, 2022 at 7:50 pm
And Lo, the Fool Became an Emperor: The Life of Donald Trump
NYT Best Seller list?
March 30th, 2022 at 11:19 pm
@B’man: perfect art direction.
@fred: I thought that was Harry too. Obviously, it even looks like his face.
@Ryan: Good point! (pun not intended, but left in) Maybe it can only eat downhill.
@daard23: There’s a tarot deck of everything. Be careful and keep safe search on, as it converges with Rule 34.
@BC: Can’t be — he brought no wisdom and no medicine.
@TagW: I don’t suppose we have a tag “old man take a look at my life… crosseyed”? The chap far left obviously disapproves of the goings-on.
March 30th, 2022 at 11:39 pm
Just one book? Piers Anthony wrung a whole pervy trilogy out of tarot.
@daard23: which, of course, naturally leads to the My Little Pony tarot. https://www.deviantart.com/southparktaoist/art/My-Little-Pony-Major-Aracana-Tarot-Cards-417169696
March 31st, 2022 at 12:36 am
@daard, Bruce:
Hello KItty tarot:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/163032357773
Miyazaki tarot:
https://miyazakitarot.tumblr.com/
Guillermo del Toro tarot:
https://www.amazon.com/Tarot-del-Toro-Guidebook-Guillermo/dp/168383979X
It never ends….
March 31st, 2022 at 1:10 pm
“I come to bring wisdom, medicine and… SHIT!! That damn unicorn got stuck again. I swear, I’m gonna saw that stupid horn off!”
March 31st, 2022 at 1:11 pm
The old man on the left is pissed off because the hero didn’t bring him one of those fancy golden hats.
April 1st, 2022 at 2:27 am
I was ALSO thinking he looked like Luke Skywalker in a skirt and was going to comment until I read #3… It’s a geek thing, I guess.
April 1st, 2022 at 9:48 am
@A.R. Yngve: probably didn’t appreciate having marmalade smeared on his forehead, either.