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The Unforsaken Hero

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And they told me I wouldn't look good with a mustache. HA!Click for full image

NIPPLES? What’s this obsession with nipples going around at the moment? Well by heck, we will give them so many nipples it will burn their retinas. And semi-naked muscle clad men killing some sort of beast! Now if you thought that wasn’t manly enough, we’ll give them all tashes!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.18 out of 10)
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27 Responses to “The Unforsaken Hero”

  1. SI Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 9:09 am

    This is by far the strangest p0rn movie I have ever seen.

  2. Simon Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Was the artist trying to do foreshortening or is that man an alien?

  3. CSA Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Yeah, he really doesnt look right. Atleast he didnt ball up some socks and shove them down his loin cloth.

    He looks like the result of some genetic breeding between Hitler and Tom Selleck

  4. Adam Roberts Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    ‘THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO…’ Well, I suppose there wasn’t enough room to fit in ‘THE FRANKLY-NOT-LONG-AWAITED-ENOUGH SEQUEL TO …’

  5. SI Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Not as long waited as the sequel to the unforsaken hero. It’s just never going to be released.

    😉

  6. James Lovegrove Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    I couldn’t help thinking Sterling A. Lanier must be pseudonym, possibly an anagram of the author’s true name. And it is, if the author’s true name happens to be Anal Gristle Rein.

  7. Simon Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    I can tell you’re especially pleased with that one James.

  8. Zardoz Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    Hey! Hiero stole my look!

  9. SI Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    James > Very good. But its Sterling E Lanier.

    😛

  10. James Lovegrove Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Aargh! Actually I meant Lingerie Rentals. That’s his real name. He’s an underwear hire agency. Specialising in leather loincloths.

  11. CSA Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Ah well it all finally makes sense now. That certainly explains why Zardoz is here aswell.

  12. SI Says:
    March 7th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    It’s good that Mr & Mrs Rentals knew what their child would want to be when he was older.

    Would have been awkward if he wanted to be… well anything else.

  13. Yoyogod Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    I was browsing through your archives and when I saw this I felt the need to say 2 things.

    1) Hiero’s Journey is actually a pretty good book, though I haven’t read the sequel yet.

    2) As hideous as this is, it’s nowhere near as bad as the cover on my copy, which is done by Darrelll K. Sweet, who in apparently can’t paint human beings without their looing like some malnourished, inbred hillbillies who were raised on nuclear testing sites. It also has a giant slug-monster and lots of bones.

    http://yfrog.com/ba04152010031751pmj

  14. CSA Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 1:43 am

    wow that looks so surreal. epic find, and perfect description of that cover.

  15. stevetalbert Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 6:50 am

    They are all clones!!!!!!

    God, I need to read this book

  16. AG Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    All I can think of is: It’s got the body of a welterweight amateur bodybuilding contestant with the head of a junior high school biology teacher. Someone’s got an interesting fantasy life.

  17. John T Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 1:08 am

    …Gomez Addams? Gomez Addams in a loincloth?

  18. Sorcha Says:
    May 15th, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Unforsaken…except by his tailor, who skived off a couple of years ago. The poor hero’s been wearing the same clothes so long that they’ve all fallen to shreds except for his belt and the waist-and-crotch part of his trousers.

  19. FearearofMusic Says:
    April 22nd, 2013 at 9:48 pm

    Poor fellow. What a tragic fate, to be unforsaken. What a burden, being accepted, supported, appreciated. It must be a living hell, being a popular Hiero.

  20. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:
    October 18th, 2013 at 1:29 pm

    ‘Cor…I’m ankle deep in blood again.’

    ‘Proportional issues’ tag?

  21. A.R.Yngve Says:
    June 19th, 2017 at 8:59 am

    “I am Spartacus!”
    “No, I am Spartacus!”
    “I am Spartacus, and so is my wife!”
    “You’re all liars! I am Spartacus!”
    (etc.)

  22. GSS ex-noob Says:
    June 20th, 2017 at 2:00 am

    Friends of Dick Blade?

    Definitely “proportional issues” and something re: anatomy.

  23. RachelJ Says:
    June 20th, 2017 at 2:13 am

    Do you suppose he hangs out with The Unteleported Man?

  24. GSS ex-noob Says:
    June 20th, 2017 at 2:31 am

    Are they both in the “unrivalled class”? http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=8005

  25. RachelJ Says:
    June 20th, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    @GSS ex-noob. Yes! Along with their mathematically challenged friend.

  26. GSS ex-noob Says:
    June 22nd, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    And their makeshift god pal.

  27. Calyx Says:
    August 18th, 2020 at 12:51 am

    “This the way to Manly beach?”

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